First things first. I don't own anything Twilight related. I'd like to dedicate this chappie to letsgoin2twilight, jessapink,and vampire-time-lord. You guys are the best!

Dr. Drac

(in which Edward turns out to be a crazy stalker person)

Dr. Drac: Carlisle

clumsylamb: Bella

Super_Hott_Lion: Edward

physicshorty: Alice

Super. Teddy. Bear: Emmett

Dr. Drac has logged on

clumsylamb has logged on

Super_Hott_Lion has logged on

physicshorty has logged on

Dr. Drac: Hey guys! Is this like, groovy or what?

clumsylamb: ….

Super_Hott_Lion: ….

physicshorty: ….

All: OMG!

Dr. Drac: You never let me connect! * logs off in a huff*

clumsylamb: He is sooo out of it!

physicshorty: totally! Groovy? Seriously?

Super_Hott_Lion: Oh Bella, I watch you sleep!

clumsylamb: Ahhhh! Mike Newton!

physicshorty: I'll protect you Bella! Your insane Edward/Mike Newton/crazy stalker person!

Super. Teddy. Bear: OMG! Edward/ Mike Newton you are SUCH a loser! Seriously, I can't believe I hung out with you!

clumsylamb: Chase him away!

Super. Teddy. Bear: With pleasure! *chases Edward away growling. Edward is screaming like a girl*