Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight...is that seriously all I used in this chapter? Cool! It's a new record! Oh wait, I don't own Chuck E. Cheese either.

Songs Used: Eye Of the Tiger, Mad As Rabbits- Panic At The Disco

Back at the Clearwater's…

"And that is why I think that we should get a pet parakeet," finished Seth.

Leah twitched and sat up. "Seth, most normal people don't present 3 hour sermons on why they should get a pet parakeet."

Sue Clearwater was rubbing her temples. "One child is a power-hungry tyrant, the other is a bird worshipping hippie…"

"SILENCE!" screamed Leah.

"Nobody understands my feelings!" wailed Seth. "FINE! I'LL JUST RUN AWAY!" and with that, he ran out the door into the night.

Sue sighed. "My little drama queen."

"WHAT?" screamed Leah, "I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR LITTLE DRAMA QUEEN!" she burst into tears. "FINE! I'LL JUST RUN AWAY!" and she followed Seth into the night.

Sue looked both directions. "Okay, they're gone!" she cried. "LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!" and the town elders came out and started dancing. (a/n: If you didn't go to the werewolf or mythical creature dance party, you can go to the elders dance party, no invitation needed. Though you may want to wait for the next werewolf dance party instead…)

At Chuck E. Cheese's…

"Oh, woe is me." sighed Leah, "I must go to the last place anyone will think to look for me!" She looked up to see a guy in a mouse suit.

"How may I help you?" he asked.

"Hmm…" she looked over at the menu. "How's the cheese pizza here?"

"I dunno, I'm lactose intolerant."

"MIKE NEWTON?" she gasped.

"THE ONE AND ONLY!" he said proudly.

Leah grinned prettily. "I've run away from home and having nowhere to stay." she sighed pitifully.

"NOT TO WORRY FAIR MAIDEN!" he shouted, still in the mouse costume. "I WILL SAVE YOU!" and he grabbed her arm and started dragging her to his house. He missed her evil grin from inside the mouse head.

At Mike Newton's House…After 5 Minutes, A lot of Rope, And a couple of Rolls of Duct Tape…

Leah laughed maniacally as she shoved the now roped and duct taped Mike into a closet. She sat on his bed. "Well that takes care of that." she said proudly. "Leah, you've done good."

Mike made noises of protest from the closet.

"SHUT UP!" she snarled.

Back On the Streets…

"Oh, woe is me." sighed Seth. "I have nowhere to go."

"FEAR NOT, FAIR MAIDEN, I WILL RESCUE YOU!" screamed Aro, hopping out of a nearby bush.

"Ummm…" said Seth awkwardly. "I'm not a girl."

"I know you are but what am I?" said Aro wisely. "Now, what brings you to my home?"

Seth looked around. "We're on the streets."

Aro smiled. "I know! Have you come to join the League of Hobos?"

"No." said Seth.

"Alright then young grasshopper," said Aro enthusiastically, ignoring Seth. "THEN I SHALL TEACH YOU IN THE WAYS OF THE NINJA!"

A Montage To the Tune of Eye of the Tiger Later…

"Are you ready for your first mission Young Grasshopper?" asked Aro seriously.

"Yes master." said Seth, putting on war paint.

"Your first mission is this: YOU MUST GET THE DAIRY PRODUCTS FROM MIKE NEWTON'S HOUSE!!" Aro said. "Now, what do you do first?"

Seth pondered this. "I get a diversion."

"GOOD!" said Aro. "Which is why we are outside of Jacob Black's house. We are going to kidnap him and use him as a diversion."

"Let's do this," said Seth. And then they burst though the wall.

"NOBODY MOVE!" shouted Aro.

"What?" asked Jacob, "Why did you burst through the wall? The door wasn't locked."

"SILENCE!" shouted Seth. Aro looked at him.

"Leave the tyrant commands to your sister."

Jacob looked at Seth. "SETH! There you are. The pack has been worrying about you. And Leah too." he looked hopeful. "Is she here too?"

"I SAID DON'T MOVE!" shouted Aro, and he jumped Jacob and tied him up.

"WTF?" asked Jacob after he was tied up. "Seth, why are you hanging out with this madman? Are you nuts?"

Seth laughed. "OH CONTRAIRE!" and the background music started.

Seth: Come save me from walking off a windowsill/ Or I'll sleep in the rain/ Don't you remember when I was a bird/ And you were a map?

Aro: Now he drags down miles in America/ Briefcase in hand/ The stove is creeping up his spine again/ Can't get enough trash

Both: He took the days for pageant/ Became as mad as rabbits/ With bushels of bad habits

Seth: Who could ask for anymore?/Yeah who could have more

Aro: His arms were the branches of a Christmas tree/ Preached the devil in the belfry

Seth: He checked in/ To learn his clothes had been thieved at the train station

Both: The rope hung his other branch/ And at the end was a dog called Bambi

Seth: Who was chewing on his parliaments

Both: When he tried to save the calendar business/ He tried to save the calendar business/ He took the days for pageant/ Became as mad as rabbits/ With bushels of bad habits

Aro: Who could ask for anymore/ Yeah who could have more?

Seth: The poor son of a humble chimney sweep/ Fell to a cheap crowd/ So stay asleep and put on that cursive type

Both: You know we live in a toy

Aro: You know that Paul Cates bought himself a trumpet from/ The salvation army/ But there ain't no sunshine in his song

Both: We must reinvent love/ Reinvent love/ Reinvent love/ He took the days for pageant/ Became as mad as rabbits/ With bushels of bad habits

Aro: Who could ask for anymore?

Seth: Yeah who could have more

Both: We must reinvent love/ Reinvent love/ Reinvent love

"What?" asked Jacob in confusion. "That makes no sense!"

"To the Newton's!" cheered Aro, grabbing the tied up Jacob.

"Yay!" cheered Seth.

Back At the Newton's…

"Hmmm…" pondered Leah. "The noises from the closet have stopped. Should I be worried?" Suddenly, Aro and Seth burst through the wall, carrying a roped up Jacob.

"WE ARE BACK FOR YOUR DAIRY NEW- Leah of the Leashes?" asked Aro in wonder.

Jacob looked angry. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?"

"I tied up Mike and put him in the closet." Leah said, "So that I could use his house as headquarters for while I was away."

"MIKE?" asked Mike's parents from downstairs.

"HE'S A LITTLE TIED UP AT THE MOMENT!" Leah screamed out the door.

"OMC!" screamed Mike's mom happily, "HONEY THERE'S A GIRL UPSTAIRS!"

"FINALLY!" cheered his dad. "FOR A SECOND THERE I THOUGHT…"

"DON'T WORY ABOUT HIM!" shouted down Seth.

"There's a boy too?" asked Mike's dad. "Should we be worried?"

"Let's pretend this never happened." his mom said wisely.

"Oh," said Jacob. "Well that's good."

"And why are you here?" asked Leah suspiciously, as if the distraction never happened.

"We're here for Mike's dairy products." said Seth happily.

Leah sighed. "There's no dairy here. Mike's lactose intolerant."

"RATS!" shouted Aro. "YOU'VE FOILED ME AGAIN LEAH OF THE LEASHES!" and he jumped out the window.

Jacob looked at Seth and Leah. "So what now?" he asked.

Leah shrugged. "Seth, if I get you a parakeet, will you go home?" she asked.

"Oh I don't want a parakeet anymore." said Seth. "I GOTS NINJA TRAINING!"

"Okay." she said. "Let's go home." and she picked up the tied up Jacob and the 3 of them walked home. Well, except Jacob, who was carried.

That Night…

"It's good to have you home kids." said Sue, hugging her children and Jacob.

"It's good to be home." said Leah.

"Yeah," said Seth, "It was hard being a hobo."

"But I can't help but think we forgot something," said Jacob.

Back at the Newton's…

"MMHMMPH!" mumbled Mike from the closet.

Back at the Clearwater's…

"Oh well." said Leah comfortingly. "I'm sure it wasn't important."

a/n: So, in honor of my 10 (now 11) chapters, and my 75 reviews (75! OMC!) I'm letting you guys pick the songs for my 25th chapter extravaganza! A while away, I know, but my readers know I tend to update fast, so I want time for people to actually pick. Request as many songs as you like, just tell me who sings them. We (including I) wil pick the best of the best, and the will be used in said extravaganza! SO REVIEW! Especially if you'd rather be at a werewolf dance party then an elders dance party.