Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight, Invader Zim, Teletubbies, or T-Mobile (well I have it but I wish I didn't.)

Song Used: Here Without You- Push Play

Back in the Forest…

"Edward!" shouted Emmett. "Get off your end quarters and help me cathch some irritable grizzly!"

"Oh sigh." sighed Edward.

"Geez Edward," said Rosalie, "You're starting to sound as emo as Jasper."

"I'm not emo!" said Jasper, "Only because Edward is."

"Oh moan." moaned Edward.

"What's wrong with you Edward?" asked Alice kindly. "I saw the future, and don't worry, Aro is going to stay far away from your teletubby collection."

"Oh, woe is me." said Edward. "I can not even stop being emo to hunt."

Carlisle rolled his eyes. "If you really wanted to stay in Forks, you'd hunt so that you don't kill anyone and we can stay."

"How can I not be emo?" said Edward. "I'm away from my girlfriend, I have no soul, and I shipped all of Alice's left shoes to Peru yesterday and told her it was Aro."

"WHAT?" screamed Alice, "AND TO THINK I PROTECTED YOUR TELETUBBIES FOR YOU!"

"Really Edward," said Esme, "leave the emo-ness to Jasper."

"Why does everyone think I'm emo?" wailed Jasper. "I HATE YOU ALL!" and he ran crying into the wild.

"I'm going to do it." said Edward, pulling out his phone, "I'm going to call Bella."

"Edward," said Emmett, "You need to give her space. You don't want her to feel trapped or think you don't trust her right?"

"Emmett," said Esme in wonder, "that was wise, and caring. What happened?"

"It's a sign of the apocalypse!" shouted Carlisle.

"No, it's not." said Rosalie. "Emmett, have you been reading teen magazines again?"

"NO!" shouted Emmett. "And Alice? The leather belt? So last season."

"LIES!" screamed Alice, her eye twitching, "MY BELT IS NOT LAST SEASON!" and she ran off screaming to the nearest mall, to spend thousands of dollars on belts.

"HO, HO, HO!" shouted Aro, dropping from the nearest tree, "MERRY CHRITMAS!"

"SANTA CLAUS!" screamed Emmett in joy. He turned to Rosalie. "I TOLD YOU HE WAS REAL!"

"THAT'S RIGHT CHILDREN!" cheered Aro, "BOW DOWN BEFORE SANTA!"

Emmett was about to bow down when Rosalie grabbed his arm. "Emmett, it's August. And for another thing, you can so tell that's Aro."

"SHE LIES EMMETT!" screamed Aro. "DON'T LISTEN TO HER!"

"Aro," said Carlisle, putting his hand on Aro's shoulder, what are you doing here?"

"I thought I wasn't allowed to hunt in your city," said Aro in confusion. "Isn't that right?"

"YES!" shouted Esme, "You're not allowed to hunt in our city."

"I see why you do this now, Carlisle." nodded Aro. "Irritable grizzly is quite tasty."

Amongst all the Christmas joy, Edward had called Bella and the background music had started.

"Hey," said Esme, "That sounds like background music!"

"Oh god," groaned Rosalie, "Please don't rap again Edward."

"Every time your eyes meet mine/ It gives me chills/ Up and down my spine/ And I can feel it through your fingertips/ And I'm sensing that it's mutual through your lips/ The first kiss by your front door/ You're all I wanted/ And so much more/ I promise you that I won't do wrong/ And if you just listen to my song/ You're more than beautiful/ And time is on your side/" sang Edward.

"AWW!" squealed Aro, "It's so sweet!"

"Wait," said Carlisle, you're singing to her over the phone?"

"They days pass by/ I wonder why/ You're not by my side/ I'm here without you/ Sleepless nights/ I try and try/ To figure out why/ I'm here without you/"

Rosalie smiled, then turned to glare at Emmett. "HOW COME YOU NEVER SING TO ME OVER THE PHONE?" she turned to Esme for backup.

"Sorry," said Esme with a shrug. "Carlisle sings to me."

"AM I COMPLETELY ALONE HERE?"

"Cuz ever since the first day we met/ A first date we can never forget/ Just us walking through the city streets/ Or holding hands in the theater seats/ It's just you and meSide by side/ Two was right to confide/ I promise you that I won't do wrong/ If you just listen to my song/ You're more than beautiful/And time is on your side/"

"THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL!" screamed Emmett.

"The days pass by/ I wonder why/ You're not by my side/ I'm here without you/ Sleepless nights/ I try and try/ To figure out why/ I'm here without you/ Without you!"

Aro was weeping. "I NEED TO FIND A LOVER AND SING TO HER OVER THE PHONE!" he pulled out his phone.

"PUT HER ON SPEAKER PHONE!" screamed Esme eagerly.

"Umm…" said Charlie awkwardly. "That was beautiful…and I'm flattered…but I don't think Bella would be happy about this…"

Edward groaned. "WHERE'S BELLA?"

"She's out with her friends. Angela and them."

"Well could you pass that message to her please?"

"Yeah," said Charlie. "No problem."

"Thanks." Edward sighed and shut the phone.

"Hey," said Carlisle, "Where's Aro?"

Somewhere in the Middle of an Open Clearing…

"Curses!" cursed Aro. "T-Mobile doesn't get reception in the middle of the forest! So I had to leave! Oh well. Onto my quest to find a lover to sing to over the phone."

He pressed the one and waited.

"Hello?"

"You are my lover and I shall sing to you over the phone!" screamed Aro.

"Sorry," said Leah, "Jacob beat you to it."

"Oh," said Aro. "Sorry to interrupt."

Then he hung up and pressed 2.

"Hello?"

"YOU ARE MY LOVER AND I SHALL SING TO YOU OVER THE PHONE!"

Alec sighed. "Aro, this is Alec."

"Oh," said Aro. "Never mind then."

He hung up.

Back With the Volturi…

"My Aro senses are tingling!" screamed Jane in the middle of the night. "Heidi! She burst into Heidi's room. "Don't answer your phone!"

"Why not?" asked Heidi, holding her ringing phone.

"IT'S ARO! HE'S GOING TO SING TO YOU OVER THE PHONE!"

"Wait," said Alec, "Did you see him calling me too?"

"Yes," said Jane innocently.

"Why didn't you stop him?"

"It was funny."

Back with Aro…

"Well, I've called 3 people." said Aro. "And have yet to find a lover. Oh well." Aro turned to the readers and smiled. "MERRY PLATYPUS EVERYBODY!"

a/n: I feel kinda bad for neglecting Alice and Jasper, and always forcing them to run off screaming, so next chapter will be about them. If you're actually kinda sorta following my pattern, I try to switch off between the Cullen's and the wolf pack, but Alice and Jasper have been unloved, so sorry if you were waiting for the wolf pack. Also, I'm still looking for songs for the 25th chapter extravaganza! So far, The choices are:

What You Got- Colby O'Donis (and I've decided to make this Sam Ft. Aro)

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun- Cindy Lauper/ Miley Cyrus (I like the original, sorry) to be sung by Emmett

In The End- Linkin Park (idk who'll sing this...it has to be someone in the wolf pack...suggestions?)

La La- Ashlee Simpson (idk again, I was thinking Jasper, maybe Alice, still open to suggestions though)

Loathing- Wicked (Jacob and Edward)

A Song in Japanese...I'm too lazy to go look at what it is... I'll put the name next chapter... (Bella)

Here In Your Arms- Hellogoodbye (Bella)

Monster Mash-(idk who sings this) (WEREWOLF DANCE PARTY! idk who will start it though)

Breakaway- Kelly Clarkson (Seth)

and I think that's all. So either vote for one of these or nominate another one...when I get more I'll put them up on my profile and not take up so much room. REVIEW! AND YOU WILL GET ARO DOWN YOUR CHIMMNEY INSTEAD OF SANTA!