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Song Used: When the Day Met the Night- Panic at the Disco

Back With the Cullens…

"God Jasper!" screamed Alice.

"YO MAMMA ALICE!" screamed back Jasper.

"MY MAMMA PUT ME IN A INSANE ASSYLUM!" Alice wailed, weeping non-existent tears. BUT WAIT! ONLY THEY WERE EXISTANT! LE GASP! But it's fun to say they weren't. "YOU NEVER RESPECTED THAT!"

"MY MAMMA SIGNED ME UP FOR THE WAR!" he shouted back. "SHE DIDN'T WANT ME TO LIVE!"

"Oh god," sighed Carlisle, "I hate it when they fight like this."

"I know." said Rosalie. "They bring a whole new definition to 'yo mamma.'"

"I HAVE AN IDEA!" screamed Emmett.

"NO!" screamed everyone.

"But this is a good one," he pouted. "I say we all go hunting before Alice and Jasper break out the steel cage."

"Yeah," said Edward, twitching, "No need to see that again."

"ONWAWRD!" screamed Esme, and they all left.

"IT DOESN'T MATTER!" screamed back Alice, as though they had never been interrupted. "CUZ YOU STARTED ROLLING WITH THAT WHORE MARIA!"

"GASP!" gasped Jasper.

"GASP!" gasped the readers. (Psst…that's your cue.)

"GASP!" gasped fan girl number 1, "I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME JASPER!"

"GASP!" the author gasped, "Could this be foreshadowing? AND ALSO, ALICE, YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO SAY WHORE, THIS IS RATED K!"

"THAT'S RIGHT!" screamed Alice, snapping her fingers in a X formation. "I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOUR LITTLE AFFAIR! I SEE THE FUTURE BIZNATCH!"

"But wait," said Jasper in confusion, "Then how could you possibly have seen Maria? She was my past, not my future."

"UMMMM…" said Alice nervously. Then she slapped him. "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CHEATED ON ME BEFORE YOU KNEW ME!"

"Ho, ho, ho!" shouted Aro, popping out of a hole on the ground that no one else noticed. "HAPPY EASTER!"

"Aro," said Alice in confusion. "Why are you wearing a bunny suit?"

"I DIDN'T SELL ALL YOUR STUFF ON EBAY!" he screamed. "THAT'S RIDICULOUS!"

"Okay…" said Jasper.

"DON'T TALK TO ME!" screamed Alice, and she turned her back.

Back At Random Hunting Ground…

"MY HOUSE SENSES ARE TINGLING!" screamed Esme. "THERE'S A HOLE IN MY FLOOR!"

"MY BUNNY SENSES ARE TINGLING!" screamed Emmett. "SOMEONE TOUCHED MY BUNNY COSTUME! AND IT WASN'T ROSALIE!"

"MY EBAY SENSES ARE TINGLING!" screamed Edward. "SOMEONE SOLD OUR STUFF ON EBAY!"

"Sigh," sighed Carlisle. "My caps lock senses are tingling. The author enjoys using caps lock."

"THIS SUCKS!" wailed Rosalie, "I DON'T HAVE ANY SENSES!"

"NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR NEEDS!" the Cullens screamed at her.

Back At the Cullen's…

"So, do we have a relationship problem?" said Aro. "I can give you couple therapy with my new certificate I got in my 2 week counselor online program." Aro smiled proudly. "I payed for it using your eBay profits."

Alice snarled at him. Aro looked hurt.

"See," he offered, "I even got a gold star!"

"OOOOH!" said Jasper, "IT'S SHINY!"

"Yes," said Aro, who now had on a fake beard and a bunny costume, "So what seems to be the problem?"

"Alice has issues with letting go." tattled Jasper. "And also, she's jealous that I had a love life before her."

Alice pointed at Jasper. "Jasper's a pimp and he hangs around with whores like Maria!"

Aro sighed and stroked his beard. "I think I need to tell you a story." he looked around. "But not here. The aura isn't right."

Back at a La Push Bonfire…

"And then the third wife…HEY!" screamed Old Quil as Aro pushed him off his chair.

"Sorry old man," said Aro, "There will be a different story tonight."

"Aro?" asked Leah. "What are you doing here?"

"LEAH OF THE LEASHES!" screamed Aro. "How are you darling? Have you lost weight? Well it was fabulous seeing you, we must do brunch sometime, call me girlfriend!"

"WTF?" asked Jared and Kim at the same time.

"Hey, he's a bloodsucker!" said Sam. "WE SHOULD KILL HIM LIKE IN THE STORY!" He turned to look at Leah, who was now wearing a creepy African mask.

"OOGA BOOGA BOOGA!" she screamed.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" screamed Sam like a girl, and he leaped into Emily's lap.

Leah took the mask off and smirked. "Stupid dog."

"OMC!" screamed Embry, "THERE'S BACKGROUND MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND!" he turned to Jared.

"Eh," said Jared. "I'm not feeling it."

"When the moon fell in love with the sun/ All was golden in the sky/ All was golden when the day met the night/" sang Aro, putting his hand on both Alice and Jasper's shoulders.

"When the sun found the moon/ She was drinking tea in a garden/ Under the green umbrella trees/ In the middle of summer/ When the moon found the sun/ He looked like he was barely hanging on/ But her eyes saved his life/ In the middle of summer (summer)…" Aro continued.

"Hey," said Alice in wonder, "That is kinda how it happened!"

"In the middle of summer/ All was golden in the sky/ All was golden when the day met the night/ Summer (summer)/ All was golden in the sky/ All was golden when the day met the night/ Summer, summer, summer, summer/ All was golden when the day met the night/"

"Isn't this song kind of repetitive?" asked Leah.

"SHH!" shushed Seth, "Where's your romance bone?"

"I'm pretty sure I don't have one."

"SHH!"

" So he said, "Would it be all right/ If we just sat and talked for a little while/ If in exchange for your time/ I give you this smile?"/ So she said, "That's okay/ As long as you can make a promise/ Not to break my little heart/ Or leave me all alone in the summer."/ Well he was just hanging around/ Then he fell in love/ And he didn't know how/ But he couldn't get out/ Just hanging around/ Then he fell in love/"

Jasper smiled at Alice and Jacob gagged.

"Shall we vomit?" Leah asked him.

"We shall."

"Don't make a mess," called Emily after them. "I just cleaned the toilet."

"YOU ARE RUINING THE MOMENT!" screamed Seth, stamping his foot.

" In the middle of summer/ All was golden in the sky/ All was golden when the day met the night/ Summer/ All was golden in the sky/ All was golden when the day met the night/ Summer, summer, summer, summer/ When the moon fell in love with the sun/ All was golden in the sky/ All was golden when the day met the night/ Summer, summer, summer, summer/ In the middle of summer,summer,summer, summer/ the middle of summer, summer, summer, summer/ the middle of summer, summer, summer, summer/ In the middle of../"

"That was beautiful." sighed Seth.

"Yeah." said Brady.

"You know what?" said Billy Black. "That was so beautiful, we're not even gonna kill you."

Paul snorted. "You only say that cuz you know Leah could come back and tell us otherwise and we'd do what she said."

"ITS NOT MY FAULT THE GIRL IS SCARY!" screamed Billy, twitching his eye.

"ITS NOT MY BAD PARENTING SKILLS, HONEST!" screamed Sue. "SHE GETS IT FROM HER FATHER!"

"Oh yeah?" challenged Quil. "Then how do you explain Seth?"

"HE USED TO GNAW ON THE CRIB BARS!" Sue wailed. "HE MAY HAVE LEAD POISONING!"

Aro looked at them all with joy. "YOU ALL NEED THERAPY!" he screamed. "WELL IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT I…"

"SHUT UP!" they all shouted back,

Aro pouted. "Tea and scones?"

"Alright," said Old Quil, and they all went into Emily's house expecting her to slave over a hot stove and cook for them.

Jasper turned to Alice. "So what now?"

Alice looked thoughtful. "Well we have the house to ourselves…"

"Pillow fight?" asked Jasper.

Alice smiled evilly. "I'll go get the steel cage."

Back Somewhere in Iowa…

"YOU SEE EMMETT?" screamed Rosalie angrily. "THIS IS WHY I TOLD YOU TO NEVER THINK!"

For the Cullen's were hopelessly lost.

"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" moaned Edward.

"OH SHUT UP!" screamed Carlisle. "GOD YOU'RE SO ANNOYING!"

a/n: SO IM BACK! I've been kinda busy, but I found time to update today. Hopefully I'll update again soon. So what do you think? I gave you guys a cameo! And I couldn't resist doing the stupid dog thing. It was calling me. Oh, and I didn't mean to use Panic at the Disco again so soon...it was an accident...whoops. REVIEW!