Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight, and I seriously think that's the only thing I must disclaim. SWEET!
Songs Used: Santa Fe- Rent and Santa Fe- Newsies
Back At Emily's House…
Dear Jacob, Seth, Sam, and Quil,
So you are probably wondering where we are. Well, I took Emily, Claire, Kim, and Rachael shopping, and Jared and Paul are so obsessed with their imprints they insisted on coming too, and then Jared challenged Embry to come if he was really man (a challenge Embry couldn't refuse.) Brady and Collin wanted to come for unknown (and uninvestigated) reasons, and that was everyone I could fit in my car so you four are the losers that don't have plans today. Sorry Jacob and Seth. And Quil. But Sam can suffer.
Pain, torture, and also leashes,
Leah
"Well this sucks." said Seth. "I've been dieing to go to the mall!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" moaned Sam."EEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYY!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" shouted Quil. "I HAVE TO PROTECT CLAIRE FROM THE EVILS OF THE MALL!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" groaned Jacob. "WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITHOUT LEAH?"
"Dude," said Seth, raising an eyebrow, "Don't talk about my sister like that, I'm right here."
But the three of them were dieing on the floor.
"Hey look," said Seth, "There's a PS." everyone ignored him.
P.S.: Seth, do not let those three idiots do something stupid. Or I'll put all of you on the leash.
Seth shuddered. "OKAY GUYS, LETS DO SOMETHING FUN!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" they moaned in unison.
Seth sighed as the background music started. "New York City."
Quil: Uh Huh
Seth: Center of the universe
Sam: Sing it girl
Seth: Times are shitty/ But I'm pretty sure they can't get worse
Jacob: I hear that
Seth: It's a comfort to know/ When you're singing the hit-the-road blues/ That anywhere else you could possibly go/ After New York would be ... a pleasure cruise
Sam: Now you're talking/ Well, I'm thwarted by a metaphysic puzzle/ And I'm sick of grading papers that I know/ And I'm shouting in my sleep/ I need a muzzle/ And all this misery pays no salary, so/ Let's open up a restaurant in Santa Fe/ Sunny Santa Fe would be nice/ We'll open up a restaurant in Santa Fe/ And leave this to the roaches and mice/ Oh-oh
Jacob, Quil, and Seth: Oh-oh-oh-oh
Seth: You teach?
Sam: Yeah - I teach - computer age philosophy/ But my students would rather watch TV
Seth: America
All: America!Sam: You're a sensitive aesthete/ Brush the sauce onto the meat/ You could make the menu sparkle with rhyme/ You could drum a gentle drum/ I could seat guests as they come/ Chatting not about Heidegger, but wine!/ Let's open up a restaurant in Santa Fe/
Jacob, Seth, and Quil: Santa Fe
Sam: Our labors would reap financial gains
Jacob, Quil, and Seth: Gains, gains, gains
Sam: We'll open up a restaurant in Santa Fe/ And save from devastation our brains/
All: Save our brains/ We'll pack up all our junk and fly so far away/ Devote ourselves to projects that sell/ We'll open up a restaurant in Santa Fe/ Forget this cold Bohemian hell/ Oh, Oh - Ohhhh, ohhhh, Ohhhh, ohhhh
Sam: Do you know the way to Santa Fe?/ You know, tumbleweeds ... prairie dogs …
All: Yeah
"Wait a second," said Jacob after a minute, "NONE OF US KNOW HOW TO COOK!"
"YEAH!" shouted Sam, "WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT SETH?"
"HE'S TRYING TO DISTRACT US!" screamed Quil. "GET HIM!"
"THERE'S NO LEAH TO PROTECT YOU HERE!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Seth as they advanced on him, "I WANT TO LIVE!"
Aro sighed from outside the window.
"WAIT!" shouted Seth in fear. "LOOK, MORE BACKGROUND MUSIC!" the three stopped and listened. "Whoa, there really is more music."
Aro backed away from the window, looked pitiful, and started to sing. "So that's what they call a family/ Mudder, fadder, daughter, son/ Guess everything you heard about is true/"
"Wait," said Jacob from inside, "Who's the mother? And sister?" he looked around. "DIBS ON BROTHER!"
"DIBS ON FATHER!" screamed Sam.
"DIBS ON SISTER!" screamed Seth, in a scarily good impression of Leah.
"Oh well." said Quil with a shrug. "At least I got practice being a mom with Claire."
Aro ignored there shouts from inside the house, and continued to look pitiful. "So you ain't got any family/ Well, who said you needed one?/ Ain'tcha glad nobody's waiting up for you?/"
"IT'S SO SAD!" cried Seth. "I JUST WANNA GIVE HIM A HUG!"
"SHUT UP!" screamed Sam. "LEAH WOULD NEVER BE SO WEAK!"
"When I dream on my own/ I'm alone, but I ain't lonely/ For a dreamer, night's the only time of day/ When the city's finally sleeping/ When my thoughts begin to stray/ And I'm on the train that bound for/ Santa Fe/"
"HEY!" shouted Jacob. "THAT'S OUR DREAM!"
"And I'm free/ Like the wind/ Like I'm gonna live forever/ It's a feeling time can never take away/ All I needs a few more dollars/ And I'm outta here to stay/ Dreams come true/ Yes they do/ In Santa Fe/"
"OMC!" squealed Emily as Leah pulled into the driveway, "THAT'S SO SAD! AND ADORABLE!"
"SHUT UP!" screamed back Leah, "YOU'RE RUINING THE MOMENT!"
Seth turned to smirk at Sam. "What did I tell ya?"
" Where does it say you've gotta live and die here?/ Where does it say a guy can't catch a break?/ Why should you only take what you're given?/ Why should you spend your whole life livin'/ Trapped where there ain't no future/ Even at seventeen/"
"You're not seventeen!" coughed Carlisle, who was wearing a hoody and sunglasses as a disguise. "Don't lie to yourself!"
"Breaking your back for someone else's sake/ If the life don't seem to suit ya/ How bout a change of scene?/ Far from the lousy headlines/ And the deadlines in between/"
"What are you talking about?" shouted Quil.
"SHUT UP!" screamed Brady, "IT'S THE CLIMAX OF THE SONG!"
"Santa Fe/ Are you there?/ Do you swear you won't forget me?/ If I found you would you let me come and stay?/ I ain't getting any younger/"
"AIN'T GETTIN ANY OLDER EITHER!" shouted Carlisle.
"And before my dying day/ I want space/ Not just air/ Let 'em laugh in my face, I don't care/ Save a place/ I'll be there/"
"I HOPE YOU GUYS ARE HAPPY!" screamed Collin, as everyone climbed out of the car and stormed towards Emily's house, "YOU RUINED THE SONG!"
Aro looked at everyone sadly. " So that's what they call a family?/ Ain'tcha glad you ain't that way?/ Ain'tcha glad you got a dream called/ Santa Fe?/"
Everyone burst into applause.
"BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR!" Sam shouted angrily. "NO ONE CLAPPED WHEN WE DREAMED ABOUT SANTA FE!"
"It's ok." said Emily, rubbing his back, "I'll bake you cookies."
"Okay." Sam sniffed. "Chocolate chip."
"OOH! COOKIES!" cheered Embry, and everyone rushed into the house.
Aro sighed. "Well, I guess it's time to go home now." and he started heading towards the Cullen's.
"WAIT!" cried Carlisle, chasing him into the sunset, "YOU DON'T LIVE THERE! ARO! AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOO!"
a/n: Aww, wasn't that sweet? No, seriously. I'm on a roll today. Soooo. I'm curious, do you guys actually read/listen to the songs? Or do you just read the dialogue in between? I always wondered. These are songs I listen too...so I kinda sing them in my head...tell me in a REVIEW! REVIEWERS MAY GET A HOBO ARO! AND CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES!