DISCLAIMER: eh, im too lazy to think of a creative one. just pretend for christmas/ my bday (TOMMOROW!) that SM let me borrow the rights for a day (haha NOT)
Back At Toys-R-Us…
"OOH! LOOK! BARBIES!" squealed Emmett as he made his way over to the counter.
"Emmett?" asked Aro, who was dressed like a mobster. "What brings you to my domain?"
"Aro?" Emmett said in confusion. "I thought you were homeless."
"IT'S AROFATHER!" shouted Aro.
"Yes, Arofather."
"Now, what brings you to my home?"
"We're in a toy store."
Aro twitched and slapped Emmett. "ANSWER THE QUESTION!"
Emmett pouted. "Rosalie kicked me out of the house."
Aro snorted. "So?"
"She says its punishment for thinking."
"LISTEN TO ME EMMETT!" said Aro, putting his hand on Emmett's shoulder. "WHO WEARS THE PANTS IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP?"
Emmett thought about this for a second. "Rosalie."
Aro groaned.
"She gets really mad sometimes." said Emmett sadly. "I think she wishes she let the grizzly get me."
"EMMETT! DON'T BE INSECURE! YOU NEED TO FIGHT FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN!"
"You're right!" shouted Emmett.
"NOW GO GET YOUR WOMAN!"
"I CAN DO THIS!"
"YOU CAN DO IT!"
"AWAY I FLY!" and then Emmett put on a superman cape and ran out of the store.
Aro turned to an employee who was standing nearby. "He can't do it."
Back At the Cullens…
"ROSALIE!" shouted Emmett, flinging the door open.
"Emmett." groaned Rosalie, "I told you not to come back for 5 minutes!"
"I HAVE SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU!"
Jasper and Alice walked down the stairs then.
"You Won't want to miss this," Alice was telling Jasper.
Jasper turned to Emmett. "Oh, did you get the milk Emmett?"
"What milk?" asked Emmett.
Jasper started sobbing. "GOD! ALL I ASK FOR AROUND HERE IS A PLACE TO REST MY HEAD, SOME IRRITABLE GRIZZLIES TO KILL, AND SOME MILK FOR MY LUCKY CHARMS! AND YOU GUYS CAN'T HANDLE IT!"
"Jasper," said Alice kindly. "You can't eat Lucky Charms."
"BUT THERE MAGICALLY DELICIOUS!"
"Okay." said Rosalie. "I'm just going to walk away."
"NO!" shouted Emmett. "I HAVE SOMETHING TO SING TO YOU!"
"Oh god." moaned Rosalie.
"You were right, Alice," said Jasper happily, "I DO WANT TO SEE THIS!"
"LETS GO!" said Emmet, and the background music started. "Don't want you for the weekend/ Don't want you for the night/ I'm only interested if I can have you for life/ I know I sound serious/ And baby I am/ You're a fine piece of real estate and I'm gonna get me some land/"
"Hey," said Jasper, "I KNOW THIS SONG!"
"So don't try to run/ Love can be fun/ There's no need to be alone when you find that someone/ I'm gonna getcha while I gotcha in sight/ I'm gonna getcha if it takes all night/ You can bet by the time I say "go" you'll never say "no"/ I'm gonna getcha it's a matter of fact/ I'm gonna getcha don't you worry 'bout that/ You can bet your bottom dollar in time you're gonna be mine/ Just like I should, I'll getcha good/"
"Bottom dollar?" snorted Alice.
"DON'T MAKE FUN OF COUNTRY!" snarled Jasper. "THAT IS WHERE I WAS RAISED!"
"I've already planned it/ Here's how it's gonna be/ I'm gonna love you and you're gonna fall in love with me/"
"I thought Rosalie wore the pants in there relationship," said Alice curiously.
"IDK, my BFF Jill." said Jasper.
"So don't try to run/ Love can be fun/ There's no need to be alone when you find that someone/ I'm gonna getcha while I gotcha in sight/ I'm gonna getcha if it takes all night/ You can bet by the time I say "go" you'll never say "no"/ I'm gonna getcha it's a matter of fact/ I'm gonna getcha don't you worry 'bout that/ You can bet your bottom dollar in time you're gonna be mine/Just like I should, I'll getcha good/"
"Isn't this song sung by a girl?" asked Jasper.
"DON'T BE SEXIST!" snarled Alice. "THAT IS WHERE I WAS RAISED!"
"Whoa," said Jasper, "Déjà vu."
"I'm gonna getcha baby/ I'm gonna knock on wood/ I'm gonna getcha somehow honey/ I'm gonna make it good/ yeah yeah yeah yeah/ So don't try to run/ Love can be fun/There's no need to be alone when you find that someone/ I'm gonna getcha it's a matter of fact/ I'm gonna getcha don't you worry 'bout that/ You can bet your bottom dollar in time you're gonna be mine/ Just like I should, I'll getcha good/" finished Emmett.
"WHOO!" cheered Alice and Jasper. Rosalie raised an eyebrow.
"Alright," she said. "What is it you want and how much will it cost me?"
Emmett put on his best puppy dog pout. "You know," he said. "I saw this awesome Barbie at Toys-R-Us today…"
"GURL!" shouted Jasper. "WHAT'S WITH THE YOUTH OF AMERICA BUYING BLONDE-BLUE EYED BARBIES? WHY DON'T THEY EVER WANT THE ASIAN ONES HUH? FIGHT THE POWER!"
"But Jasper," said Alice in confusion, "You're blonde and you used to have blue eyes."
Jasper started to cry. "WHY DOES EVERYONE DISCRIMINATE AGAINST ME CUZ I'M BLONDE?"
"Okay," said Rosalie after a moment, "Jasper, we know you're usually emo, but what's with the mood swings today?"
"YO MAMMA HAS MOOD SWINGS!"
"Oh god," groaned Rosalie. "Not this again."
"Hey," said Alice. "I'm having a vision." then she got an odd look on her face.
"Alice."
"Shh."
"But Alice-"
"SHH!"
"BUT ALICE!"
"WHAT!" she screamed. "ALL I ASK FOR AROUND HERE IS A PLACE TO REST MY HEAD, A COUPLE IRRITABLE GRIZZLIES TO KILL, AND SOME SILENCE WHEN I'M TRYING TO SEE THE FUTURE!" with that she ran screaming into her room.
Rosalie turned to Jasper. "I see why you picked her. You have a lot in common."
Jasper sighed. "Want to go get some lucky charms?"
"Sure why not?"
And so off they skipped into the kitchen.
"BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRING!"
"Oh, and Emmett, your 5 minutes are up."
a/n: LA LA LA, i promised to update, and i totally thought i posted this chapter, but i didnt XD so, this is like, the forgotten chapter! next chapter will be (somebody knows the secret!) and it wil be amazing! im thinking of putting 2 songs in it though. the ball is on La Push again, and its about time we checked up on those crazy wolves... REVIEW! and tell me who youd rather have on christmas day, the wolf pack or the cullens.