Twilight: The Musical Chapter 17: CTSA CTSA, a twilight fanfic

Disclaimer: Oh yes, the best part of every story. I am not SM, nor have I stolen her identity *shifty eyes* no, I really haven't I promise :D

SONGS USED: I KISSED A GIRL! A PREZZY FOR CHOCOMEL26 WHO HAS REVIEWED FAITHFULLY AND IS MY INSPIRATION FOR I KISSED A GIRL

SONG USED LAST CHAPTER: I believe it was Gonna Get You Good by Shania Twain but I am too lazy to check.

I LOVE ALL MY FAITHFUL REVIEWER (YALL KNOW WHO YOU ARE, AND IF YOU DON'T, THEN I SHALL THROW GOLDFISH AT YOU) and also Erin Nicole, who nags me to update everyday and makes me proud to be a crack writer :D I shall see you tommorow, friend.

AND NOW, ONTO THE STORY:

BACK AT THE CLEARWATERS! IN CAPS CUZ I FELT LIKE IT WHAT NOW!

"AND SO I WAS ALL, CTSA, CTSA, AND HE WAS LIKE, COO COO CUCHOO!" said Seth excitedly.

"That's amazing Seth." said Leah.

"I know right!?"

"Did you get his number?" she said looking up from her computer.

"Wait, why would I get his number?"

"OH!" Leah said, turning red. "Nothing, just, you know, in case I wanted it or something…"

"LE GASP!" screamed Seth. "YOU THINK I'M GAY!"

"NOOO!" said Leah quickly. "But even if you are, that is O-KIZZLE."

"I'M STRAIGHT!"

"I know you are." she said reassuringly. "As the rainbow…"

"YOU'RE A MEANIE BO BEENIE BABY EATER!" screamed Seth, and he walked out.

Leah looked up to the roof. "WHY ARE YOU HATING ON ME TODAY, GODS?"

"SILLY YOUNGUN!" screamed Aro, crashing through the roof. He stood and struck a heroic pose.

"Any particular reason your dressed like the ancient Greeks?" Leah asked in confusion.

"I'M THE GODS SILLY!"

Leah rolled her eyes.

"So what's on your mind, Leah of the Leashes?"

"Well Sam just myspaced me…"

"And?"

"Everyone KNOWS Myspace is the new booty call."

"LEAH! I'M GOING TO TELL YOU A STORY."

"Ok." said Leah, curling into a ball.

"So once upon a time, there was a girl. She loved a boy, and he kept myspacing her."

"And what happened?"

"Then everyone turned into elephants, and then they all died."

Leah sighed. "Get out of here Aro."

"IMA FAILURE AT LIFE!" he screamed, and jumped out the window.

Leah sighed. "He kind of is a failure."

"OH LEAH! YOUR WORDS BURN LIKE THE TREES THAT HAVE CUTTED MY EYEBALLS!"

Leah sighed. "I should go looking for him. Poor Seth."

"YAY!" cried Aro from outside. "SEARCH PARTY!"

Back with Seth…

Seth shivered in the icy tundra that was the street in front of the Wal-mart 10 feet away from his house.

"OH SHIVER, ITS FREEZIN! OH THE COLDNESS!" wailed Seth.

"WHOA!" said Jessica coming out of Wal-mart. "You're buff."

He blinked. "Well, thank you." he raised an eyebrow. "I suppose. Comes from being a wo- A WONDERFUL EXCERCISER!"

Jessica wiggled her eyebrows in what she thought was a suggestive manner. "You are VERY welcome."

Seth twitched. "I'm underage. MY MOMMA SAID NOT TO TALK TO STRANGERS!"

Jessica looked sad. "You're underage? Sad face. Oh wells, might at least give you a token for your troubles." and before Seth could run away, she planted a kiss on him and ran off into the night.

Seth's jaw dropped. "WHAT THE FRICK JUST HAPPENED?"

Leah and Aro (who was on a leash) gasped at the sight they had just beheld-ed. "DID HE JUST KISS A GIRL?"

And that was when the music started.

"This was never the way I planned/ Not my intention/ I got so brave drink in hand/ Lost my discretion/ It's not what/ I'm used too/ Just want to try you on/ I'm curious/ For you/ Caught my attention/"

"Wait," said Leah, "I didn't see him drink anything, did you?"

Aro shushed her. "The drink is invisible you fool!"

"BOYFRIEND!?" cried Leah. "I KNEW IT! EMBRY OWES ME FIVE BUCKS!"

"No I don't even know your name/ It doesn't matter/ You're my experimental game/ Just human nature/ It's not what/ Good girls do/ Not how they should behave/ My head gets/ So confused/ Hard to obey/"

"Girls?" asked Leah. "So he's not singing about himself?"

"Tsk, tsk." tsk-ed Aro. "Someone doesn't listen to Katy Perry."

"I kissed a girl and I liked it/ The taste of her cherry chap stick/ I kissed a girl just to try it/ Hope my boyfriend don't mind it/ It felt so wrong/ It felt so right/ Don't mean I'm in love tonight/ I kissed a girl and I liked it/ I liked it/ Us girls we are so magical/ Soft skin, red lips so kissable/ Hard to resist so touchable/ To good to, deny it/ Ain't no big deal its innocent/"

Leah nodded. "So true."

Aro snapped his fingers. "YOU KNOW IT GURRL!"

"YEAH!" cried Aro, "ENCORE! WHOOOOOOOOO! KATY PERRY IS THE PIMP SHIZZLE!"

Leah rolled her eyes. "Lets get you home, alright Seth? I'll tell the wolf pack to lay off."

"Yeah, sure." said Seth nodding. "I feel a skittles craving coming on."

"Skittles?" asked Leah. "What..?"

"THEY ARE MAGICALLY DELICIOUS!" cried Aro.

"NO, YOU CAN TASTE THE RAIBOW!" argued Seth.

"YOUR MOM CAN TASTE THE RAINBOW!" screamed back Aro.

"BREAK IT UP!" Leah snarled. "Now, MARCH!"

Aro pouted at her back as she turned to march Seth home. "Leah…"

"Yes Aro?" Leah said, turning to him.

"I have something to tell you…"

"It's not another elephant story is it?"

"I just lost the game…"

"DAMMIT ARO!"

A/N: AWW, YES. I haven't updated in awhile, and didn't come through on Christmas *hangs head* I'm sorry. I'm a little rusty, so the characters may seem OOC and the story may not be my best work, BUT I UPDATED! TIS A START! I think you should review and make me feel wonderful inside. and I also think that I should tell you all THAT YOU ARE AMAZING!!!! 200 REVIEWS, O DAMN! (hey, supposed to be G rated! .) so yeah :] AYE LUVS YOUZZZZ.

and now, A SNEAK PREVIEW OF THE NEXT INSTALLMENT! (hopefully up by next week... NAG ME NICOLE! D:)

"THOSE WEREWOLFS WONT KNOW WHAT HIT THEM!" laughed Jasper.

"YOU KNOW IT! THERE GONNA BE BLOWN TO A PLACE WHERE THE BUBBLE WRAP DON'T POP AND THEY CAN'T FART PIXIE DUST!" agreed Emmett.

"YOU WANNA GO?!" said Jacob, puffing his chest out.

"RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW." said Jasper, snapping his fingers in a Z.

"BRING IT!" said Sam, popping his collar.

Aro looked scared. "It couldn't be... NO!"

"YES!" said Seth. "WEREWOLF/ VAMPIRE DANCE BATTLE."

OHHH! AND THERE YOU HAVE IT!