An Evening With El Diablo

Chapter 8: Dhampir

UchihaSanNin has no affiliation whatso ever with Masashi Kishimoto, and Naruto or Naruto Shippuden.

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UchihaSanNin

PS...Who saw Episode 78 and 79 of Naruto Shippuden...? DXXXX Asuma Sensei died!! Im sorry if I have JUST spoiled it for some of you...no flames...DX!! I was CRYING! and I DONT cry easily. I CRIED!! Fucking hidan is a fucking masochist...holy shit. I will have to say, I couldnt look away...not for a minute. it was AWESOME...but I hated the way he made him suffer...and how Shikimaru cried...WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!

DDDDDDDX T-T I will pray for Asuma Sensei...


Sakura sat at the table, lightly sipping at the large cup of coffee that Sasuke brought over to her. The lights were dimmed down low, due to the sensitivity of her eyes, and he couldn't help but feel a pang of giult. He walked over to her, and leaned over her, putting his head down against her shoulder. "Do you feel taht bad, Sakura...?" He asked, hearing her defeated sigh. He nuzzled her neck as she moved slightly, and smirked. He put her arms around her body, and squeezed gently.

"It's...I...I'm just glad that Tsunade-Sama gave us the day off..." She whispered softly.

He kissed her cheek, and felt the heat rising up to her face as he nuzzled her once again. "Just tell me When next time..."

She sighed in aggravation. "I can't...not when I am drunk," She retorted, with a slight bite in her voice. He kissed her neck again, and pulled away.

"Hn...Then who's fualt is that one?" She emidietly clammed up and put her head down onto the cool surface of the table, and groaned.

--

The next day...

Thonk!!

"OUCH, YOU BASTARD TEME, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT SHIT FOR!!" Naruto screamed loudly, as his head bounced off of the unussually hard sparring mat underneath his face. He glared up at his friend, sednding him a death defying glare. "Why are you being such a bitch!!"

"Shutup, you baby." Sasuke growled, and sighed. He smirked. "it was for the unnesecary gag gift that you got me. I mean damn. what the fuck made you get that idea, huh?"

Naruto lunged, and Sasuke moved to the side, letting the blond flail his arms in a futile attempt to keep from landing on the bare tile that surrounded the mats. He breathed a sigh of releif as he came backwards onto his heels, and looked back at Sasuke. "Oh, well, I don't know, maybe how you look at the girl all the time thats how I got the hint that you wanted something out of her!!"

That remark made Sasuke damned glad that no one was in the room with them. He smiled. "Well, I already got what I wanted. No reason."

"HUH!!" His eyes widened to plate size, and he pointed at the uchiha. "Wtfh does that mean, teme!! She better not be freaking pregnant!!"

Sasuke laughed. "She won't be stupid. remember? I am a Dhampir. She can't get pregnant with the likes of me. Huh...Like I would want to have a brat."

"Selfish ass. Why, cuz teme-kun will get jealous of his baby, taking his Sakura-San away all the time?"

"Tch...SHUTUP, you're annoying me." They both went at each other once again, and Naruto curled an arm around Sasuke's leanly corded neck as the Uchiha grabbed his arm and pulled it back.

--

"YOOOOOO!! FOREHEAD!!" Ino Yamanaka, or rather, Naara, yelled, as she ran towards her pink haired friend, her blonde hair bobbing and swaying in the light breeze as she did.She stopped just short of reaching her ex-teammate, and Sakura smiled at the blonde. The pinkette had just left Tsunade's office, delivering a mission report. She turned to see her friend running for her, and her eyes sparkled at the small bundle in her arms.

"Ino-Chan!!" She squealed. She hugged her friend, and they both embraced each other tightly. "I missed you!! How is Shikamaru-Kun?"

"He's just great." Sakura eyed the precious cargo that she held in her arms, against her bosom. Bright, azure blue eyes, and black as sin hair. Sakura squealed once more, and Ino looked her up and down, taking in the unusual state of attire.

Black spandex shorts underneath her red shorter ones, and a snug fitting wife beater- it belonged to Sasuke- Combatives clothing. "You got a new partner yet, Sakura-San?" She asked, and Sakura smiled.

"Well...yeah." She looked over her shoulder, to the rear, to their left and right, then sighed. "He's currently taking out some people back in the training room..." Ino suddenly grabbed her hand in hers and dragged her into the direction f the room.

"Wait, wait wait!! You have your baby with you!! You don't want him exposed to something like--"

"Oh shutup! You just don't want me to meet him, that's it, neh?! C'mon. Saya is sleeping so lets go!"

--

"Holy...crap...Sakura, he's so hot! How the hell did you manage to bag this one!?" Ino asked, watching Sasuke fight. He was like water. He conformed to each and every situation he managed to get into, or to every fighter that he faced. Every move was one fluid movement. No stopping, hitching, or the slightest sign of hesitation. Muscle bulged and twitched underneath his flawless skin as he moved and met the resistant body that he was currenlt going up against, and Ino blushed red.

"SHUTUP!" She hissed, and glared at her blond friend. "You're married. So don't even go there. Blame Tsunade, not me." She crossed her arms, and leaned backwards against the wall behind her. "You know...She looks alot like Shikamaru."

"Yeah..." Ino answered. "Too much like Shika-Kun."

"EH...?" She turned and looked at her, shocked at the acffectionate nickname. "Since when--"

"OI!! Sakura! Get your ass over here!!" Sasuke's voice. Said girl pushed off the wall, and sighed.

"Asshole..."

"Yeah...a very good looking asshole..." Ino finished for her. Sakura glared at her, and Ino giggled as she walked off toward the blue sparring mats. "Kick his ass, Sakura-San."

"Chana-fucking-roo." She muttered.

--

Sasuke dodged to the left as Sakura threw a punch, and he caught her arm, and flipped her over onto her back, pulling her arm into an arm bar before she knew it. He pulled her arm backwards til her knuckles were touching the mat, extending the joints to their limit. Sakura grimaced at the fiery pin-like pain wtarted to make alarm bells go off in her head, but she ignored it. Sasuke backed off at the last second. She threw her hips foreward, and kicked out. Her tennis shoe clad foot landed squarely into his face, and he was sent sprawling.

"Shit..."She stood quickly, facing him. She slowly extended her arm to its full length, feeling the joiint of her wrists and elbow and shoulde popping and moving strangely. Every muscle screamed for her to stop as she did that. again, she ignored it. She knew that Sasuke wouldn't diliberately hurt her.

"I know, of all people that you can kick so much harder than that, Sakura." He murmured. He was now standing, wiping his lip with the back of his hand, smearing his crimson blood on it. He shook his head, sending a spray of sweat everywhere, and she began to contemplate how the hell she was going to be able to take him out.

He is a vampire...he is playing with me... he knows that he can win...I know that he will win...His strength, speed and endurance outdoes my own by MILES...AH! An idea seemed to smack her in the forehead. Sasuke lunged at her, and grabbed her before she could get away, and he threw her hard to the ground, and SAT ontop of her.

"I win." He smirked. He put a hand against her neck, and his thumb pressed against her jugular in a mock death blow.

"Sasuke..." She murmured, so low that only he could hear her. He narrowed his eyes onto her face, and she smiled seductively. "I have a baby..." That statement took him completely off gaurd. He froze up.

The next thing he knew, he was on his back, and she was ontop of him, her hand on his throat, and she had won the fight. He was staring up at her, with that same shocked expression, and as she got up, he didn't move. He was too shocked. He stayed their, staring up at her, trying to process what she had just informed him.

"So, how old is she, Ino-Pig?" Sakura asked, making cute faces at the cooing and giggling baby in her arms. She let the baby grasp her fingers, and tug softly, and she smiled. The baby squealed and threw her fists into the air, and screamed.

They were now standing out in the lobby, and Ino was fixing to leave. It was around four that afternoon, and Sakura was waitning for Sasuke to get going also. Ino smiled.

"Four in a half months old." THen, Sakura saw her friend's blue eyes focus on something over her shoulder.

"What...?" She didn't look. She had a notion f who or what it was.

"Hottie at 1 oclock..." She murmured. Sasuke Uchiha came up behind the pinkette, and ducked his head down next to hers, putting his chin on her shoulder. Sakura blushed fiery red.

In front of EVERYONE!! Agh! Sasuke. no!!

But she didn't dare move.

He was way too close. He and she both knew it. He was fixing to whisper something into her ear, but it was swept from his mind when he saw that blue eyed black haired baby in her arms. So, instead, he stared down at the baby, intrigued.

"This...this is the baby...you...you were..." He pointed, resting his arm on her shoulder next to his face, down at the baby who was snuggling up to her bosom.He had a wierd feeling that he suddenly reckognized as jealousy rise up in him. Then, Sakura turned to him, making him back up about a foot, and stare down at that tiny, little insignificant thing in her arms.

"Where did you get that?" He asked, fixing to make his point known. He still pointed down at the infant in her arms, and Ino came up beside her as Sakura answered.

"It's the gift of life, the process of Nature. Where the hell do you think I got it from?" She snapped, and Ino took the infant and cradled her back against her chest.

"She's mine..." She cooed, as the baby giggled, seeing her mother's face. He took a step closer to Ino, who watched him, suddenly apprehensive. That baby, suddenly reached up, grabbed a handful of hair, and yanked painfully hard. Sasuke grimaced, and Ino pried the baby's hand off of his precious locks of raven hair. He fehed, and stomped away.

"Um...Ino, I will have to catch you later, okay...?" Sakurea covered, and started to walk away. Ino waved, and her smile faded to a frown.

"What's going on between those two..." She wondered. Then she turned, and walked out of the glass double doors, going home.

--

She threw open the door, not even realizing that she just followed her partner into the men's locker room. She was so pissed, that she walked past all of those half, and fully naked men and younger teens, not even second glancing. THe shocked males stared after her, and hastily grabbed their bath towels, wrapping htem around their narrow waists at the sudden reckognition of not only the opposite sex, but Tsunade's prized apprentice and student.

A few wolf whistles came to her ears, but she ignored them. Sasuke had already gotten into the shower, and was rinsing and lathering his sweaty body. She stopped at his stall, and he looked up at her as his hands slowly stopped scrubbing at his raven locks. The white suds ran down his handsome face, giving it a childlike look. He stared over at her, and she just glared daggers at him, not even affected (Much) by the fact that he was completely naked.

She watched the bubbles run down his neck and body, and then blushed fiery red when her gaze traveled lower. Every muscle on his body was greatly defined and finely toned, and she just stared for a few seconds, then shook her head. "Can I help you." He growled, and the way he siad it insinuated that it was no question.

"How dare you, Uchiha!!" She yelled, for everyone in the room to hear. "How dare you walk off like that and treat me like that in front of Ino-Chan!! And you had no right to treat her with such disrespect!! You could have at least introdused yourself!!"

"Aa..." He smirked, and let a fang protrude over his bottem lip. Her blush deepened, and she averted her gaze. She had to admit. that was sexy as hell. "So who exactly was I meeting...? Your wife or something?"

"ARRRRRRRGH!!"

Crack!!

"Kyaaaaaaaah!!"

Everyone in the locker room: 0.o "what the fuck is going on in there...?"

"Oh, that's Haruno...Tsunade's apprentice...and sounds like that she and her partner are duking it out in there..."

"Sasuke, you bastard!!" Sakura screeched, and everyone froze, seeing the pink haired woman walk out of the room, blushing fiery red, soaked and wet. Her clothing clung to her curvy body, and everyone stared. Sasuke came out of the shower, wrapping a towel around his lean, narrow waist, and snarled.

"What the fuck are ya'll looking at?" The sound of his warning snarl sent everyone back into action, and they were all throwing on their clothes, saying nothing.

--

"Goddamnit..." Sakura sighed, walking into the house with Naruto. She threw her body down onto the futon, as naruto sat at the small bar at the kitchen. Sai handed the blond a beer.

"Whatsup, Sakura?" The raven haired Sasuke-Replica asked. "You look...er...happy..."

"Yeah, what's got ya down, Sakura-San?" Naruto asked, as Sai sat down next to him, taking a long pull of his own drink.

"Ugh...It's not my fault...he...you...Agh! He got mad!!"

"Who," Sai questioned, taking another gulp.

"Sasuke Uchiha." She sat up, and stared up at the boys sitting across the room. "What the hell is this, an interrigation?"

"No," Naruto mused, and sighed. "You're pissed, we're just trying to find out why. SOOOOO...without further ado, what the fuck happened...?" He and Sai raised the bottle to their mouth, and took another mouthful of the alcoholic beverage.

"A baby happened."

"PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!" Sai spewed his mouthfull of beer all over Naruto, and Naruto's mouthful went all oin his lap. The blonnd shook his head, threw a glare at Sai, who smiled nonchalantly, and then looked to Sakura again.

"WHATTHEFUCK!!"

He wiped the foam from his mouth, and stared intently at her. Sakura blanched, finally getting what she said wrong. "No, guys, I mean..."

"You mean to tell me that you didn't use the condom that I gave you the other night??" Sai's gaze narrowed onto naruto then.

"Huh!! What condom!?" Sai asked, and Sakura groaned.

"What condom? we never used one." Then she mentally slapped herself. Then clamped a hand over her mouth.

Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, Sakura!! Sasuke will never so much as touch you again!! Now Tsunade will find out and it's all over!! She mentally screamed.

She had just comfirmed their suspicions. "Uh...Sakura-San...you're not...sleeping...with...Sasuke-Kun...now are...are...you?" Sai asked slowly, as if tsating the words first.

"How long...?" naruto asked, his beer sitting on the counter, long since forgotten. He wiped a hand over his eyes.

Sakura closed her eyes tightly, willing this to be a dream. "At least a year now..."

"How the fuck arent' you pregnant then, Sakura?" Sai asked, getting straight to the point of the conversation. "And what baby are you- wait, you're NOT pregnant, are you?"

Sakura blushed, and hid her face.

"No reason to worry about that." Sasuke interjected, as he threw his black bike helmet to the floor. It rolled to a stop at the foot of the peice of furniture that she was occupying. "She's not. I already confronted her about it."

Silence seemed to echoe through the now seemingly smaller spaced room. He was shooting htem all evil glares, and he then grabbed her arm. "Let's go. We need to talk. Now."

"But-"

"Sasuke--" Sai stood up.

"Teme!" Naruto started to object.

But then, it was to late. They just disappeared into thin air.

"I fucking hate it when he does that shit." Naruto growled, sulking.

"Where did he go, Naruto-Kun?" Sai asked, looking around the room. Naruto smiled.

"He probrably went back to the Uchiha estate...I mean, that is usually where he was at back then. Before he left. Whatever he needs to tell her must be important...To take her there..." He whispered. "Hm..."


"Let go of me, NOW!" She growled, as he threw open a door and pulled her inside. She struggled against him, then he snarled and picked her up. She grunted when he lifted her onto his shoulder, and just carried her. The door was slammed shut behind them both.

"Where are you taking me!!" She yelled, and started kicking him. It was no use, she knew, but she had to try. "Sasuke!"

"..." He put a hand on the curve of her butt, and she froze. She looked around, finally taking in her surroundings. A dim light lit the room up, but just enough for her to make out distinctive shapes and forms that were just a shade darker than their surroundings. She looked up. A large, crystal chandleir hung from the unusually high ceiling, and she marveled at the size and shape of the crystal. It looked like small raindrops.

A staircase was to their left, leading to another place of unkown origin, and they walked past it, and down a long, dark corridor. "Sasuke...Put...put me down...!" He shoved a door open, and walked into the new dakened room. She was suddenly thrown backwards, and she landed on a soft mattress. She was practically swallowed into the comforter. She didn't feel Sasuke selttle his wieght down onto hers, or on the bed, and she struggled to sit up.

"What is your problem!!" She yelled, and he was gone. All she heard and saw was the door slamming shut behind his tall, black clad, retreating form.

Later...

Sakura finally worked up the nerve to look around, after lying in bed for about an hour or two. The room was still only bathed in the pale moonlight. the large, blood red curtians were still closed, but only a little of the slivered moon managed to seep through the thick material. All that was in the room was the huge bed, that she was stil laying in, and a large dresser across the end of the bed. She silently moved over to the closed door, and inched it open.

It creaked just a bit, then she swung it open quickly, to avoid any startling noises. She peeked out, and only darkness met her iredesent green eyes. She squinted in the dark, trying to make her eyes focus better. She put her hands on the wall, feeling he way down the darkened corridor, and she came into a huge room. A library...?She thought.

Books of allsize in width and heigth lined floor to ceiling bookshelves, and the shelves ran all the way across the room. A desk was in the middle of the room, and a small lamp cast an eery glow at least a foot around it, bathing the oaken surface in it's glow. If he isn't here...why is that light on...? Where is he...? She mentally asked, and looked around. She then walked over to the bookshelf that was nearest to her, and ran her fingers over the worn down spines of those dusty books.

As dust came flying off of them, she looked up, and one of the spines caught her eye. The Uchiha Clan's crest was etched into the center, and had intricate lines that spun around it and away from it. What is this...? She lightly fingered the intricate design, and pulled it down gently from it's original place. She cradled it in her hands, and stared down at it, utterly entranced. It was like the peice was ordering her to open it.

"I take it that you like what you see..." Sasuke's voice. He whispered right into her ear, and shoved her up against the bookshelf. The Blood-red book fell from her grasp, and clattered to the floor. She felt her heartbeat escalate, and she closed her eyes. He braced his hands next to her sides on one of the shelves, trapping her as he leaned into her. She twirled around, and was now literally sitting on the shelf behind her.

"Where did you come--"

His eyes made her stop where she was. They were blood red. Blood red and glowing. Three clearly defined tomoe spun around like mad, and all of her attention was now riveted on those beautiful eyes. "Sasuke...?" She whispered, and he ran a finger up her throat, and traced her jawline down to her chin. His knee came up against hers, and gently pushed them apart. Her legs parted as he psuhed his own foreward and rubbed against her through her shorts.

She leaned back fully against the bookshelf now, but when she looked back at him, he was gone just as suddenly as he came. He was now sitting at the desk, staring at her with onyx eyes.He had his legs up on the desk, crossed at the ankles, and his arms crossed over his chest. (The classic Uchiha Sulking position.)

"DOn't snoop." He growled. SHe bent over and picked the book up, and walked over to him. She looked down at him as he averted his onyx eyes, and she put the red book on the desk.

"I wasnt snooping, Sasuke, I was merely aquianting myself with my surroundings."

"SNOOPING. S-N-O-O-P-I-N-G." Sasuke corrected, then spelled it out for her benifit. She rolled her eyes at the angry retort.

"Your eyes...how do they do that...?" She asked, leaning back on the desk.

He sighed, and looked down at his feet, not wanting to meet her gaze. "It's a family curse from my mother's side. Its called Sharingan. Sometimes it's fairly benificial...It aides us in battle...But... It was an illusion. You were in it the moment you came out of that room. I have been sitting here the whole time."

She leaned down, and looked into his onyx eyes. "They're beautiful, Sasuke..." His eyes flicked up to hers, then away again. She didn't miss the slow blush that began to creep across his cheeks. Before she could say anything, he leaned foreward, and flicked his tongue over her jawline. She stiffened and narrowed her eyes onto his face, blushing madly. He put his hands onto her waist, and put his face into the crook of her neck.

He pulled her into his lap, and held her there. "Sasuke." She murmured, and tried to pull away. "What's with you...?"

"..." He just nuzzled her neck, and nipped at the sensitive spot. He suddenly lifted her off of him and stood up, and put a h and on her shoulder, pushing her back where she just was: To the books.

"Sasuke...What-" She hit the shelf behind her hard enough to leave a bruise. She winced, and he stared down at her with those obsidian eyes of his. He pushed himself between her legs, and she looked up at him.

"I needed to tell you something." He muttered, staring down into her eyes. She narrowed her gaze, and tried to get free. It was no use. He was too strong for her.

"So...then why are you putting me into this position, huh...?" She demanded to know, and he smirked.

"Oh, I don't know...I just felt that it was nessecary." He pushed his body flush against hers, and took a deep breathe. She gave him a questioning look. "You, Naruto and Sai were wondering why you weren't pregnant, right?"

"Uh..." She stared at him with a clueless expression. "More Sai than everyone. Naruto was just like what the fuck when he found out...I don't know. Why?"

He hung his head. "You ditz!" He hissed, and searched for the right words as he stared into her eyes again. "All right...YOu know how...er...when a horse and a donkey mate and produce a mule, right?"

"...?" She looked away. "Y-yeah, I guess. why are we even bringing that up?"

"I can't believe I'm- The mule is sterile. In other words, he can't reproduce..." He faded off, turned his head to the side, and cursed himself for comparing himself to a mule. "I can't get you pregnant, dope. Sorta like a fucking mule."

Her lips formed an O expression, and she watched his angry expression closely. "Um...okay...We could go to a doctor and get a test..."

"No." He snapped, leaving no room for arguement. "I'm not wasting perfectly good sperm for an idiot to look at and find something to suspect me of being a Dhampir...Then it would all go to hell. Like I said, A waste of perfectly good sperm." He sighed, and looked away, focusing dhis eyes on the floor, beside their feet. "That's why I was angry with you earlier today. When you said that you had a baby, it shocked the hell out of me, becuase I couldn't have gotten you pregnant."

"What are you insinuating?" She asked, her eyes turning a turbulant green, like the sea before a storm. "THat I was-"

No, He thought. I would never assume that and make myself look the ass...plus I would smell him all over you...

But, the great and almighty Uchiha Sasuke did NOT say that. Instead: "I don't know, Sakura, you had me scared for a few minutes."

the crack of her palm meeting his cheek echoed through the huge library. His face was facing the right, an ugly red mark marring his otherwise perfect skin. "Asshole," She murmured. She felt the tears burning her eyes. She didn't want to cry. DIdn't want to see that he hurt her. But the first tear came and went, rolling quickly down her cheek, and then the dam broke. "How could you assume that on me!!"

He smirked and looked at her once more, catching the hand that came up to hit him again. "Once is enough..." He slowly leaned down, catching her other hand with his free one, and pinned them above rher head, against the dusty books above them. His face inched closer to hers, and his lips brushed over hers in a light kiss. "I deserved the first one...but not the second attempt."

He kissed her, and pushed her further back into the shelf at her back, and kept her hands above her head, earning a whimper from her. Then, he leaned down, aiming for her neck. His fangs elongated, and seemed to burn and ache for a taste of her blood. He hadn't had any in about two or three days. he couldn't remember how long it had been. He didn't care. He just needed it. He sucked at the sensitive spot just under that pulsing vein. "Don't scream..." He murmured, and sunk his teeth into her flesh.

Sakura stiffened, and gasped loudly. She arched her back, and furrowed her brow together. "I...It...It hurts!! SASUKE!!" She yelled, but he lapped at the blood that ran into his waiting mouth, ignoring her cries. He pulled away, licking his lip, and stared down at her. She tucked her face into his chest, gripping his shirt tightly, as if it were the last thing holding her to the world of the living.

"Sakura..." he murmured, and kissed the top of her head, smelling those salty tears. "Don't...don't leave me...I wouldn't be able to bear it..." She tigtened her grip on his button down shirt, and sobbed when she heard those words. ""I need you with me..."

Yo! R/R!!

As far as Sasuke goes...for NOW, that is as far as he'll get to say I love you (FOR NOW) TO Sakura! In the next chappie, the shit starts to hit the fan. lmao. But we have more action. So it MAY take me about a week or two to plot the fight scenes and stuff. Buh Bye!!

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