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Here ya go~!
"I'm tired!" she whined.
Kakuzu sighed. "You haven't even been walking, Satoko..."
The girl huffed, crossing her arms. "How the hell do you know that?"
He looked over his shoulder and steadied the child he had slung over his shoulder. A.K.A, Satoko.
"Oh, I just have a feeling," he said dryly.
Hidan found himself smiling. This is the way it had been for the past week or so; Satoko would complain about her feet hurting, so someone would have to carry her. When she began to complain for no reason, it was just a signal that she needed rest.
''Brat," he mumbled.
"Hi-chan," she grumbled, "Carry me!"
"Fuck that! You wouldn't shut the fuck up when I dropped your ass on the ground. Why should I set myself up for that shit again?"
"Would you stop talking like that, Hidan?" she pouted, "It's so annoying sometimes..."
He smirked. "If it so fucking annoying, I can cut of your ears."
"Hidan, you know that having ears or not doesn't effect whether you can hear or not, right?" asked Kakuzu.
For a moment, he was quiet.
"Hey, why don't we rest somewhere. The sun's setting..."
Hey, changing the subject worked before. Why not try it again?
Satoko giggled. "You're such a dumbass, Hi-chan."
She looked around the room, sighing happily.
Everything looked so comfertable; the small table in the middle of the room, the soft bed in the corner, even the god forsaken picture of a naked woman hovering above it looked so comfertable.
But, why did Kakuzu splurg on her room?
Sadly, it was a question even he didn't know, but he was still happy to see her happy.
The child plopped down onto the bed, taking in the smell of roses and latex.
A knock at the door took her from her relaxation.
"Come in."
He walked in and sat down beside her and cleared his throat.
She looked up and smiled, ignoring how much the bed sank.
"Hiya, Kaku. What do you want?"
"I need you to close your eyes, Satoko."
She blinked and sat up.
"Excuse me..?"
He looked so sad.
"I need you to close your eyes and hold out you hands," he said shakily.
She did as she was told, hoping she wouldn't have to get tied up again.
'W-What is he going to do?' she thought feverishly.
Then she heard a zip and went into 'freak-out mode'.
"I-I don't think I need my hands out for this, Kakuzu..."
He rolled his eyes.
"Open."
She did and smiled.
"Aw," she chirpped, "You're just giving me some money!"
...
"What the hell did you think I was doing?"
She shook her head. "N-Nothing!" she squeeked.
The man got onto one knee and placed the money in her hands. "There's a festival going on. I want you to have some fun..."
"W..What?"
"Can you just take the damn money and go outside?" he snapped.
Giving away money was killing him.
Satoko smiled and gave him a hug, "Thank you, Kakuzu."
And out she went.
"Tch."
The man was stunned. Did he actually give away money? Did she realy just hug him?
Did Hidan see the whole thing?
"Candy ass."
Yep. Now the tall man wouldn't be able to shut his partner up for atleast a year.
"Spell it," he hissed, staring at his partner.
"K-a-k-u-z-u."
Kakuzu glared and walked past him. "Smartass."
The child rubbed her bulging stomach.
For an hour or so she had been running around and eating up all the food she could stomach, and Jashin did she regret it.
She stopped infront of a shop.
'Is..Is that me..?' she wondered, looking at her reflection.
Her hair was to her neck, frizzy and curled lightly. She looked more like a kitten with her big eyes and childish hair.
Then she looked to her stomach and laughed, almost dropping her cotton candy.
"I look pregnant!" she howled.
"I like my women alittle big. It gives me something go grab," purred a velvety voice.
Satoko blinked and turned around, only to be met with a set of boobs bigger than her head. "A..Ah..Hello?"
The woman leaned down to lock eyes with her.
"Hey there, pretty lady. Wanna play with me?"
*cough, cough*
Hidan: Ha.
Satoko: A..Am I gonna get raped by her?
Kakuzu: *still crying from having to give away money for free*
Hidan: Can someone say 'Yuri'?
Me: Haha~! Yuri! Yuri! Yuri!
Satoko: *slaps me* It isn't funny, jerk off!
Anyway~I hope you enjoyed what you read!