Warning: Contains slight yuri.

Contains booze.

Contains perverts whom don't know how to take a hint... -_-;


Satoko blushed slightly, looking up at the woman's face.
"P-Play what?"

She leaned down, "A big girl's game, sweetie," she purred, her lips barely brushing against the Satoko's.

Her cheeks turned a dark pink. "B-B-Big girl's game? L-Like what, Miss?"

She felt herself smile more, not caring whether the girl could smell the strong scent of booze or not.
"Truth or Dare?"

She coughed and held her breath. "Okay."

The woman grabbed her hand and yanked her along as she started towards the bars.

"W-Wait a second!" she protested, "I don't even know your name!"

"Tsuki, baby," she answered, "Tsuki Namikaze."

It didn't take long for her to find a booth, and it took an even shorter amount of time to get a pound of barbeque for her new 'toy'.


Well, the three ninjas had moved to the next few towns over, and Dai still refused to tell them the truth.

"I think she's with a prince right now," he said to Sakura when she began to question.

"A prince, huh?" she challenged, "From where?"

"From the Hot Springs. Are you jealous?"

She puffed out her cheeks. "The hell is that supposed to mean?"

Dai shrugged, consentrating on braiding his hair. "I don't know, maybe nothing," he glanced at her through the mirror, "Maybe everything."
Being with a prince, that was his new lie. A stupid lie that made his and Sai's stomach turn, but a good lie nonetheless.

Sakura took a few steps further into his room, crossing her arms.
"Are you saying that I'm jealous 'cause she has a prince?"

The dark haired man had to supress a laugh. "Yeah. Are you?"

She sat beside him, begining to braid a lock of his hair.

He shot her a glance. "I know it's long, but I can braid my own hair."

"You're doing it all wrong," she sighed, "Why are you even braiding it? Aren't you a boy?"

He smirked. 'She didn't answer the question, huh?'
"Yes, indeed, I am a boy, why do you ask?"

"Boys don't usually braid."

He grinned, "Girls don't usually have gigantic foreheads."

For a moment she was silent, and to be honest, that scared Dai more than her annoying yelling.

"What?" he said softly, slightly confused.

"If she got married already," she began, her gaze on the ground, "Just tell me."

He looked down at her. "What do you mean?"

"Just tell me if she's married or not, damnit!" she snapped. "You know as well as I that this is tearing Sai up. It's not fair if he just doesn't know!"

His smile fadded. "Why is he so upset? He's a freak with no emotions," he spat, getting up and dusting himself off.
"He doesn't give a damn about her, trust me."

Sakura grabbed his wrist and squeezed hard. "What's gotten into you, Dai?"

The man didn't dare try to take his arm away from her.
"I don't know what you're talking about, Pinky."

She sighed and let go, watching him walk away.
Sakura was worried about Satoko too, but only to an extent; Satoko wasn't very nice to her or Naruto for some reason.
But, she was mostly worried about Sai. She'd never seen him so down before, and it almost scared her.
"Atleast tell Sai.."


Satoko stared at the white bottle infront of her, then to the one in Tsuki's hand.
"I-I don't get it."

The woman sighed and put the bottle up to the girl's lips. "It's a drinking game! You have to take a swallow of it first!"

She frowned, keeping her lips together.
"I don't think I've heard of this one..."

Tsuki leaned over, pressing it even closer to her. "Open."

Her tone was so forceful, as if she would do anything to get her to drink it, but why?
Despite her instincts screaming at her not to do it, she did it.
The liquid burned her thoat like sake should, but there was something else...
Something powdery and bitter.
Her eyes widened at the realization of what it was: a mickey.
'S-She really is gonna rape me?'

Tsuki smirked, leering at the other's body.
"Boss is gonna like you."

Satoko opened her mouth to ask what she was talking about, but her mind went blank and she passed out on the table.

The large-chested woman picked her up, slung her over her shoulder, and perceded to go to her home-the Red Light District.


Kakuzu: Wait..So I gave away my money for no reason...?

Hidan: N-No Yuri? Why'd you put the damn warning up?

Me: =D To trick pervs like you, silly!

Satoko: -still passed out from the mickey- *gurgle, gurgle*