Total Drama Lab Chapter Two: "The flesh with the hair"
Two guards place the newest body on the lab table. Bones and Hodgins look at it and see it still has a bunch of flesh on it. They look at each other and sigh. Cam's too useless to solve this on her own, is what they're thinking.
"Hey, see if Booth or someone can distract Cam. We can't let her near this body. I'll just swab the flesh and see if there's anything important that could be helpful, and then I'll have my flesh eating beetles clean the bones for you, deal?" Hodgins says.
"That's a reasonable deal. I'll have Sweets and Angela keep her busy. I'll have my intern come in today." She responds with. She pulls out her phone and begins texting. Hodgins grabs the body and drags it to his office.
Meanwhile, in Cam's office…
"Lunch?" Cam asks suspiciously. "You want to take me to lunch?"
"Yeah, we figured you could use a good time with us for once." Angela says.
"Yeah, just a brunch with coworkers." Sweets adds.
"Fine, let's go." Cam says. She puts on her coat and the three of them head for the door. Booth walks past them. "Hey, Booth."
"Hey." He says with a confused look on his face. He walks up to the lab table to join Bones. "Hey, Bones, just got the message."
"You got here rather quickly." Bones says.
"It's not like I have a life outside of this place." He says.
"What about your son?"
"What about him?" Booth looks at the table and sees no body. "Where's the body?"
"Oh, Hodgins took it to search for any particulates." She looks at her phone and turns around. Her newest intern, Gwen, is coming to the lab table.
"Hey, Dr. B. Hey, Booth. What's the situation?" she asks.
"We were mailed a body from New York today. It was left in an abandoned building. Gun powder residue was all over the place, according to the FBI." Bones says.
"Yeah, the crime scene was full of these things." Booth pulls out a small bag holding a busted orange device.
"That looks like something from a cartoon." Gwen says and squints at it.
"You guys aren't going to believe this!" Hodgins yells from his office door and gestures for them all to come.
In Hodgins' office…
They three of them gather around Hodgins' table and listen.
"Ok, I was poking around his fingers to swab the gun powder residue from his finger nails when I noticed small hairs on his fingers and on his toes. The cool part is, they aren't human hairs. These hairs are what allow spiders to scale walls. These," he shows them a few in a sandwich bag, "are spider hairs. That are growing out of his skin." He looks at their confused faces. "You're killing me, guys. Spider hairs, orange bombs, what does that mean?" Bones and Booth scratch their heads.
"Spider Man!" Gwen says enthusiastically.
"Thank you!" Hodgins says. "Brennan, love your choice of interns this year!"
"Thanks, I'm glad you approve. But, how does determining that this guy is Spider Man help us solve the case?"
"Norman Osborn, the Green Goblin, ring any bells?" She shakes her head no at him.
"Don't worry, I'm on it." Booth pulls out his cell phone as he walks out. "Hey, I'm gonna need a massive swat team to head to Osborn Industries asap."
"Once again, King of the Lab!" Hodgins exclaims proudly.
"That's not enough, Hodgins. We still need to prove that Norman Osborn was there, or has some connection to the bombs." Bones says.
"Then this situation calls for an infiltration. You in?" he asks Bones.
"No, that's what the FBI is going to do." She responds with.
"I'll go." Gwen says.
"Can I just marry you now?" he says. She blushes and laughs.
The two of them walk out and grab their coats. Bones turns to the still fleshy body and looks at the tank of flesh eating beetles. Cam walks in.
"Dr. Brennan, do you need help?" she asks.
"Yes, this is a chance for you not to be useless. Help me get this body into that tank of ravenous flesh eating beetles." She points to the tank.
"Is there a case that needs solving?" she asks.
"Yes."
"The body is still covered in flesh, so why wasn't I informed?"
"Look, Hodgins has already done sufficient work with the flesh, now it's time for the bones to tell us something. Now, please help me lift this body." Bones grabs one end of the body. Cam sighs and grabs the other end.
Hours later, in the halls of Osborn Indutries…
Hodgins and Gwen inch their way through the halls. They continue own the hall until the spot an elevator around the corner. Hodgins peaks around the corner and sees two guards next to it. He faces Gwen.
"Those guys back there are blocking that elevator, even while no one's here, so the evidence must be wherever that elevator goes. Get your gloves on." They both put on their gloves. Hodgins looks to the far end of the hall and spots a light flashing on and off. He looks closer and sees that it's Booth, signaling him.
"Are we in trouble?" Gwen asks.
"Big time, but we'll worry about it later." Hodgins says.
Gwen looks at Hodgins with light from Booth shining on his face and she blushes again. Hodgins turns to face her.
"We need to cause a distraction so Booth and his guys can get to the elevator. Are you ready?" she nods at him, and he nods back. Hodgins runs out in front of the guards and dances a little. "Bet you can't catch me!" He runs and they run after him and Gwen. Booth and his men sneak into the elevator and go down.
Basement of Osborn Industries…
Booth and his back up get out the elevator and spot a secret lab. They take pictures and bag notes and disks all over. An echo reverberates throughout the room from the entrance. Norman Osborn steps down and looks at the swat team. He's in his goblin suit.
"Now, didn't your mother ever tell you not to trespass?" he asks and puts his mask on.
Meanwhile, in a closet upstairs…
Hodgins and Gwen are making out heavily. Hodgins pushes away.
"Wait, how did this start again?" he asks Gwen.
"We were running away from the guards when you dragged me in here with you. The adrenaline was pumping through our veins and we just kissed, then I got intense." She says.
"Oh. Okay." He shrugs his shoulders and they continue making out.
Meanwhile, in the basement…
There are streaks of gunpowder all over the room and desks and shelves are destroyed. Two of Booth's men are dead, and two injured slightly. Booth has Norman Osborn in handcuffs and mirandizes him.
"I can't believe we took down someone that Spider Man couldn't. I smell a promotion in the air." Booth says.
A few days later…
Cam and Bones still haven't gotten the body in the tank.
"Forget it, Cam. Apparently, you're even too useless to help me dump a body. If anyone else were here, it would be done by now." Bones says and walks away.
Cam is left there dumfounded and stuttering.