The next day quickly came. The sun had risen and it's rays were diving into the clear blue water was clear through 2D's window as the sunlight shone on his face. Noodle was asleep next to him and opened her eyes to see 2D with his arms around her. She smiled and just shut her eyes again.

This is all just a dream, it's just too perfect. She quietly thought to herself as 2D shifted and opened his eyes. He gently put his fingers into her hair and moved it slowly behind her ear. She smiled and opened her eyes to see 2D smiling at her.

"Good morning 2D-san..."

"Morning love" he said quietly as the door to his room opened.

"Oh bloody Satan...Noodle! Russ and I were looking all over for you! We didn't think you'd be in faceache's room."

"Oh...um sorry."

"Oh no...please say you two didn't..."

"No! No Mudz I wouldn't! You an' Russ would beat me to a pulp!"

"Sure as hell I would!"

"Well I can do what I want...I am an adult." Noodle hissed. Her eyes darted toward Murdoc as she skeptically raised an eyebrow.

"Well not here! Damnit!" Murdoc screamed as he slammed the door behind him.

"2D?"

"Yeh?"

"Is this too...weird?"

"No. I like it bet'ah this way."

"With me around or with me...ya know...with you?"

"Wit' me o' course! I mean... you make me 'appy. Isn't tha' all tha' really matters? Tha' we make each other 'appy?"

"Yeah but...I think Murdoc finds it.. inappropriate. Our age difference, how long we've know each other, the band..."

"Look, I fink Mudz is the las' person who finks about what's inappropriate."

Noodle smirked and rested her head in 2D's lap.

"And you still like me, even with the scar?"

2D stroked her head and tangled his fingers in her hair.

"Wiff or wiffout the scar, you're beau'iful and perfect."

Noodle smirked and closed her eyes.

I'm not jealous...or even angry. No that happens to be a lie. I'm quite pissed off actually. It's not because of tha' dullard either! It's because Noodle is like a daugh'er! I's like he's sleeping with my kid. Even though she's not my kid...we raised her tha' sicko! I's just not righ' ya know? 2D and Noodle together just isn't righ'...and I brought him 'ere alone for a reason! I wanted him to myself damn it! I don't know why I care about faceache so much. I mean I 'urt him a lot...but it's out of love ya' know? And not the kind of love where you want to hold and kiss tha' person...righ'? Yes. I mean just because I can't get dint face out of my head at night and I have the strong urge to want to kiss 'em means nothin'...oh who am I kiddin'? I love faceache. I mean he means the world to me. His face. His hair. His everything...I'm fucking disgusting. When we first met I didn' want em' around and it was all abou' the money. Now everything is different. I actually have some sorta...uhm...emotion? Gross. And to walk in while they're cuddling? That's SICKENING. Where's the scotch?

I hones'ly ain't gotta clue why Mudz is so mad. It migh' be because I'm not miserable anymore. He 'ates that. He 'ates to see my 'appy. I don't understan' it. Ever since I first met 'em he's tortured me. He's beaten me 'alf to death plenty o' times! Every time he's seen me wit' a girl he fuckin' ruins it like the prick he is. Maybe he's mad 'cause he can't ruin this one. He knows if he 'urt Noodle anymore than he already had, he'd 'urt 'emself. She's like a daughter to 'em...is tha' why he's mad? No...I mean Noodz 'as always done what she wanted and if Mudz cared so much 'bout 'er he would've found 'er aft'er the windmill crash. Only me and Russ cared. Mudz just made tha' stupid cyborg. Don' get me wrong, he is still like a father figure to 'er...just one who isn't forgiven yet. I do remember a couple of years back Russ tol' me tha' Mudz had...loved me. Is tha' why? Was Russ righ'? I mean if Mudz does love me, he shows it funny. Last time I checked you don't try to murder the person you love. I fink you try to at least be nice. If he did love me, he's a fuckin' tosser. Mudz is straight as far as I know, and you don't turn gay for me. Then again, it is odd. Odd that he scares off everyone I love. Every woman I had feelings for, Mudz tore it apart. Now I 'ave someone tha' I truly care for, and he's mad because he can't ruin it...why?