A/N: Here's Kenpachi! I had some trouble coming up with things to annoy him, but at least I got some... next up will be Toshiro Hitsugaya, AKA The Chibi Taichou!
Here are 15 ways to annoy Kenpachi Zaraki, the most reckless captain in the Soul Society! Remember though that Kenpachi may not like you doing these things to him and you may end up smashed into a wall. I do not take responsibility if this happens.
1. Give Yachiru tons of candy so she bounces all around him
2. Tell him the Captain Commander said the paperwork that was due next week is actually due tomorrow… and it NEEDS to be legible!
3. When he's sleeping take all of the bells out of his hair and put flowers in instead
4. Tell Mayuri Kurotsuchi he's volunteered to be an experiment
5. Tell him Byakuya's stronger than he is
6. Send him a note telling him to meet you somewhere in the human world and don't give him directions on how to get there
7. Tell him Yachiru's gone on a date!
8. Laugh when he tries to hunt down every guy in Seireitei
9. Tell him he'd look so much better if his hair was like BYakuya's
10. Take him to a salon and make him get his nails done
11. Tell him Unohana's taking his place as 11th division captain and he has to be 4th division captain
12. Give him a hug
13. Tell everyone that he's giving out free piggy-back rides!
14. Call him names like Ken-chan and Ken-puu and Ken-booboo
15. Paint his eye patch rainbow!