How to Annoy Soifon
1. Tell her Yoruichi married Urahara.
2. Give her a bee costume and say it fits her better than her usual uniform.
3. Tell her Yoruichi's in the Soul Society and laugh as she runs all over looking for her.
4. Offer to make her dinner, and then give her a bowl of honey.
5. Say you thought that's what bees liked.
6. Walk right up to her, and when she opens her mouth to say something, say "no, I will NOT go out with you!"
7. Lock her in a room full of broccoli with Urahara.
8. Grab her hand and begin skipping, singing loudly at the top of your lungs.
9. Have a huge (and loud) party in her office, and charge the bills to her.
10. Put up signs all around the 2nd division saying "warning, hazardous to your health! Evacuate immediately!"
11. Tell Omaeda she's in love with him.
12. Put a "looking for" add for her in the newspaper and make sure everyone see.
13. Brush up against her and yell really loudly, "OW! I GOT STUNG!"
14. Tell her Omaeda fell through the office roof.
15. Laugh when she finds nothing.
16. Somehow make Omaeda fall through the office roof.
17. Give her a cactus and say you thought of her when you saw it.
18. Get the same exact haircut as her and then complain (very loudly) how the hairdresser totally ruined your life.
19. Put a stuffed, realistic-looking black cat on the other side of her door so when she opens it it goes flying.
20. When the cat's lying there, unmoving, start yelling that she killed Yoruichi.