sorry my chapters are a bit on the...short side, and probably not very good, -_-" but whatevers, please review _ need the criticism!

disclaimer: I don't own batman or its characters (yadayadayada)

Joker loosened his tie and unbuttoned his coat and trousers along with his boxers. He pulled Bruce by the hair towards his member. "Go on," he tightened his fist, "I'm sure a man with your status knows what to do in these…situations" Bruce shamefully took it's entirety in his mouth and sucked hard, bobbing his head back and forth, Joker stopped the movement by clenching harder, "Oh fuck…" Bruce continued his previous 'job'; the hard feel of his tight grasp on top of his head was almost pleasurable. "Fuck yes…" the clown moaned, his fingers no longer intertwined in Bruce's hair, both hands took grasp of Bruce's head and held it still so that Bruce would swallow his fluids.

The bitter taste was new but he swallowed every drop, Joker lowered his hands to Bruce's opening and lubricated it with three of his fingers, he could feel the body of the Batman shiver from the feeling. Bruce tightly grabbed hold of the ground as he lay upon both legs and arms.

"Ungh-! Y-yes!" Bruce grunted, his cries shocked the Joker, he had to admit, he was hornier than ever. "Y-your cock…!" "Why certainly Mr. Wayne!" without a second thought the joker fulfilled his request and entered him slowly. "Faster." Bruce demanded. The Joker cackled and laughed a maniacal laugh, "Now that's' more like it Brucey! A-HA!" He bucked his hips faster and with each thrust came a heavy giggle, and with each thrust it became louder.

Saliva dripped from Bruce's lips as Joker fully enveloped his member in Bruce and came inside, Bruce too released his fluids. What a sight, the almighty Batman lay on the ground panting, gasping for air covered in sweat and cum.

Joker wrapped his arms around Bruce's body and placed a kiss upon his forehead then replaced his lips with a pistol.

Damn.

"Well this was…" he paused for a high pitched chuckle, "-fun…and all but, uh, you really should get going." Bruce attempted to attack the clown but felt weak. "Oh, about that…ya see…I might have drugged you-nothing against you really. It's just-you see Brucey-it's not you; it's the other you-Batman. To be honest," He licked his lips and lowered the tone of his voice, much more serious, "You're both very charming-very…handsome." He laughed his usual laugh, that damned laugh.

"You see, I know your secret identity…I could go out to the world and announce it, or…" "Or?" "Or…you could 'work' for me…" Bruce gave him a look, a look that mimicked a puppy, except, you know, almost frightened-like he knew joker would 'pet' him too hard or hurt him in worse ways, face it, Joker didn't look like the type who loves animals.

"Just what are you suggesting?" The clown stood dressing himself with a huge grin about his face. "That…what's the word…drug? It's poison, and, well, it's not fast or anything…not too strong either…at the least you have about a month to live…unless, you 'serve' me, I could give you the antidote. But if you, for some strange reason, refuse to 'serve' me, well then not only will I reveal your secret, you'll die." Joker clapped his hands and pranced about the tired bat, "So what do you say?"

Any other options?

:o le reason for the smutty scenes! (Gasp!) Anyway…tell me your thoughts? Was it too much-not enough? _ in my opinion it wasn't enough