A/N: I said I'd do Hitsugaya before but never did, sorry.
How to Annoy Toshiro Hitsugaya
Forgot to do your paperwork? Want to make him forget all about the sake party you had last night? Try using one of these ways to annoy Toshiro Hitsugaya, Soul Society's resident midget captain. Remember, I am not responsible for anything that happens when you do any of these things, so don't blame me if you get turned into an ice sculpture.
1. Complain to him that it's too hot and you need him to make it snow.
2. Complain to him that it's too cold and you need him to make it stop snowing.
3. Take him to Hawaii and force him to go to the beach every day.
4. Tell him his paperwork was due last week.
5. Accuse him of somehow making himself look young when he's obviously very old because of his white hair.
6. Tell him you're going to take him somewhere you know he really loves, then take him to a little kids circus.
7. Tell him the Soul Society's new official drink is sake.
8. Hand him a chicken nugget.
9. Tell Ukitake he really loves jelly beans.
10. When he's in the middle of doing paperwork, walk in and tell him it's nap time.
11. Redecorate his bedroom to look like a sunny beach.
12. Tell him he and Soi Fon should date because they're both midget captains. (Note: If Soi Fon hears this she may tear your head off.)
13. Turn the heater of whatever room he's in up to the hottest temperature possible.
14. Ask him if he'll melt if he stands in the sun.
15. Tell him he should be in school.
16. Hand him cans of soda and tell him you're using him as an ice cooler.