How to Annoy Shunsui
Remember, I am not responsible for anything that happens if you try these. You do so at your own risk. If worse comes to worse, give him jelly beans.
1. Tell him sake is officially banned from the Soul Society.
2. Have all the girls tell him they'd rather date a baboon than him.
3. Give him tripple paperwork.
4. Give Nanao a vacation so he'll have to do all the paperwork himself.
5. Tell him the Shinigami Women's Society voted him least eligible suitor.
6. Give him a cabbage for his birthday.
7. Tell him Byakuya looks much better with flowers than he does.
8. Send him to an all boys school.
9. Take all his clothes out of his closet and replace them with black ones.
10. Place an order for 200 donkeys and give his name and address.
11. Put fish in his pocket and get a cat to follow him around.