A/N: Here's Steve! I had a little bit of trouble making these, and don't think they came out as good as the Darren ones did, but oh well. Who should I do next?
Here are 15 ways to annoy Steve Leonard, the Lord of the Vampaneze, one of the candidates for Lord of the Shadows, and the main evil-doer in the Cirque Du Freak series. Remember though, Steve may not like you to annoy him. He may not like it at all, and he may get very, very nasty if you try any of these things. Don't say I didn't warn you.
1. Constantly remind him of the time Darren "betrayed" him.
2. Convince Darius Steve isn't really his father so he forgets about him and the vampaneze and Steve can't use him against Darren anymore.
3. Tell him there was a mistake and he isn't the Vampaneze Lord after all
4. Hug him and say "that was from Darren."
5. "Accidentally" spill pink paint all over him.
6. Make him dinner and when he's eating say "Oops… I meant to use the manure for the garden, but it looks like I mixed it into the lasagna by mistake…."
7. Whenever he gets near you, start screaming about how evil he is.
8. Tell all Mr. Crepsley fangirls where he lives.
9. Spray all his clothes with perfume.
10. Have Mr. Tiny tell him his destiny is for the vampires to win the war, but instead of dying he will become Darren's slave.
11. Tell everyone he and Darren are engaged. (Note: if Darren finds out this may also annoy him).
12. Force him to read my Darren/Steve, Gannen/Steve, and Vancha/Steve fanfics!
13. Follow him around saying "I know what you're doing tonight!" With a really freaky smile.
14. Give him chocolates with vampire blood in them.
15. Take all of his followers on a VERY long vacation and tell him they've deserted him.