A/N: I'm sorry that my chapters were becoming shorter, it's just been harder to come up with things to write. I'm also going to change this from just the Bleach captains to all the Bleach characters since I'm running out of things to say. Thanks for reading everyone!
How to Annoy Grimmjow
1. Put him within a 148 mile radius of Ulquiorra.
2. Ask when he's in heat.
3. Put catnip in his tea at one of the Espada meetings.
4. Tell him Aizen thinks he's very rapeable.
5. Photoshop him naked in a bed with Ulquiorra and post the pictures all around.
6. Stick your hand through his hollow hole.
7. Throw things through his hollow hole.
8. Follow him around asking, "Who's a good kitty?" in a baby voice.
9. Hand him a house cat and tell him you've found his mother.
10. Tell him Yammy thinks he's cute and wants to date him.
11. Put pictures of Ichigo, Ulquiorra, or Aizen (better yet, all three!) all over his room.
12. Mew at him.
13. Pull his tail when he's in resurrección form.
14. Tell him Aizen orders him and Ulquiorra to stay in a room alone together until they learn to get along. (Or better yet, have Aizen actually make them do this.)
15. Tell him you'll make him dinner. Serve him a bowl of milk. Or a mouse.