A/N: So, here's Mr. Crepsley!I had a pretty hard time doing these, so I doubt they're as good as Darren and Steve. Oh well. Vancha's next!


1. Mock the way he speaks

2. Dye all his red clothes pink

3. Tell him you and Arra are mating

4. Tell him you accidently squashed Madam Octa

5. Force Steve to propose to him (Note: This may annoy/anger Steve as well and may and up getting you killed or having vampaneze try to hunt you down….)

6. Tell him that you know he decided not to become a prince because he didn't think he could handle it

7. Put glitter in Mika's hair and blame it on Mr. Crepsley (Note: This may also annoy Mika)

8. Tell him you want to become his assistant because you know he's a pushover

9. Make him dinner and when he eats it say "oops… I meant to give you the steak, not the crushed cockroaches for Madam Octa…."

10. Tell him there are 20 vampaneze behind him

11. When he turns around start laughing hysterically, then point the other way and say "there they are!"

12. When he refuses to look have the vampaneze you invited over say hello

13. Remind him how he got his scar

14. Dye your hair orange and waltz around in a pink tutu and tell everyone you're him

15. Set him up on a blind date with Steve