A/N: 4th How to Annoy Cirque Du Freak characters list. This time it's for Mika Ver Leth. Enjoy!

Mika Ver Leth, Vampire Prince and first on the list to say "no" whenever you ask him if you can do something. Wouldn't you like to annoy him sometimes? Just for a second? Get back at him for all the "nos" he's given you when you asked if you could sit on his throne "just for a third of a second?"? I don't think I'm the only one. But never fear, this list is here …That didn't sound corny, did it? No, of course not, we all know I can never sound corny… especially when LISTING WAYS TO ANNOY MIKA VER LETH! And so, without further ado, here they are. (Remember, you chose to do any of the things on this list out of your own free will, and therefore I will not, in any way, be responsible.)

1. Steal as many spiders as you can from Seba and make sure they're neatly and carefully placed in Mika's I'm-so-goth hair.

2. If Seba finds out the spiders are missing (and he will, because even though he's a centuries old bat, he's still pretty sharp… sometimes) tell him they're Mika's new favorite thing, and he would like some more for a birthday present.

3. Mix some glitter glue (pink or rainbow would be best) into his shampoo

4. When he asks why his hair is this color, tell him pink or rainbow hair is the newest style and he looks very fashionable now!

5. In a room full of generals happily (and very loudly) announce Kurda's pregnant and he's the father. (Note: This may also annoy Kurda.)

6. Call him emo

7. Give him a flamingo

8. Tell him Mr. Tiny's mad at him

9. Let him freak out for a while, then sneak up behind him and yell "hello!" in the best Mr. Tiny voice you can.

10. When all the generals are in the Hall of Princes, make the whole room go dark and put a pink spotlight on him, dump glitter on his head, and proceed to play "I'm a Barbie Girl".

11. Tell everyone he said it was "Hug Mika Ver Leth" day.

12. Tell him the other princes decided to join with the vampaneze and they're kicking him out and making Steve Leonard a prince in his place.

13. Tell him there are spiders all over his back

14. While he goes crazy trying to get them off, dump a bucket of extra-large spiders over his head

15. Give him a birthday party and have Lady Gaga sing at it

16. Tickle him

17. Grab his butt and say "Kurda did it!" (Note: This may also annoy Kurda)

18. Tell him he really should stop cutting his hair with a lawn mower

19. When he's taking a shower hide all his black clothing and towels and leave only pink clothing

A/N: Please tell me what ya think!