A/N: Oh. My. God. It's been so long since I've updated anything. I'm sooooo sorry! From now on I'm going to try to get at least two updates for things done a week. Anyway, I hope you enjoy the newest chapter!
How to Annoy Kurda Smahlt
Kurda Smahlt... who wouldn't want to annoy him? Not to mention being a *cough*traitor*cough* he's also just too fun to annoy! So, with this full-proof guide you're sure to do some damage! Just remember, I take no responsibility for your actions. (That means if you end up in a puddle of blood it's not my fault.) Good luck! (:
1. Tell him he's rather big for a woman.
2. Replace his shampoo with black dye.
3. When he sees his new appearance tell him you were only trying to make him as sexy as Mika.
4. Give him a very large bottle of lotion and tell him (loudly in front of everyone) you hope his hives get better soon.
5. When he's in a bad mood, whisper loudly that it's "that time of month" for him.
6. Invite him to a party and insist on helping him get dressed. Then bring out a dress for him.
7. Tell him you named your cramps (if you're a girl) after him. When he asks why, tell him because you feel the same pain when you look at his face.
8. Bring him the classified section of the paper with the "looking for" section circled. Tell him this is his only hope if the wants to find a girlfriend/boyfriend.
9. Take blond hair from a hairbrush and put it on his head. Get him to run his fingers through his hair, and when he notices, tell him you knew he was going bald.
10. When he's outside taking a bath, steal his clothes and towel.
11. Steal a pair of Arra's panties; get him drunk, and when he passes out put him on a table with the panties on top of him. (Note: This may also annoy Arra.)
12. Tell him when he just woke up he had an appointment with Mika two hours ago. Watch and laugh as he frantically gets dressed.
13. Glue his maps (with super glue) all over Mika's walls. (Note: This may also annoy Mika. And possibly make Kurda very black and blue.)