How to Annoy Gannen Harst
I am not responsible for anything that may happen to you if you try any of these things. If you do, always pray to the God of kittens.
1. Call him Steve's mommy ('cause everyone knows he is).
2. Look pointedly at his skin and tell him purple isn't his color.
3. Make Steve demand a unicorn.
4. Make him jump on a trampoline.
5. Ask him constantly if he painted his skin and is wearing contacts.
6. Tell him Darren, Vancha, or Larten (or two or all) have Steve trapped.
7. Put up babysitting ads with his name on them.
8. Compare him to R.V.
9. Paint all his shoes pink with lightning bolts.
10. Tell him Steve and Vancha killed each other.
11. Tell him R.V. took his place as Steve's main protector.
12. Have three buckets of sparkles fall on him, and tell him vampaneze should sparkle because they're not the true creatures of the night.
13. Make Steve order him to sit through 8 hours of Barney.
14. Put his hair in miniature pigtails.
15. Order 1272 pizzas and blame it on Steve.
16. Force him to get a manicure and pedicure.
17. Fill his coffin with coffee.
18. Give him a pamphlet on domestic abuse. (Steve)