I'm happy that so many people (5 is a lot? Lol) seem to have taken interest in this already! Let's get started, then! Oh, and I think that I'm going to censor cursing, since this is rated K+

This is a question for Ed lol. Who is his favorite FMA girl and would he ever consider settling down with someone when he gets older? (if so I'm available ...joking lol)

I would also like to ask him why he doesn't like milk lol I mean it does help increase your height.

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Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT HE CAN DO BACKFLIPS UNDER HIS BED!?!?!?!?

Al & Winry: She never said that, Ed…

Ed: YOU'RE JUST ALL GIANTS, I TELL YOU!!!

Al: …Well, I think that Brother just doesn't like the taste of milk. Something about being a gross, opaque liquid or something…

Winry: And as for your other question, I'm pretty sure that Ed isn't all that into girls at this time. He's trying to work on his growing issue right now.

Ed: (glaring at Winry) I SAID I AM NOT SHORT!!!

Winry: Well, we all know that it's true that you are, shorty!

Al: Um…I guess she might be right, but I think that he kinda likes Winry. He thinks that she's really cute…when she's not beating him over his head with her wrench…Oh, speaking of which…

Dear Ed,
I have this friend, who I really REALLY like, and I kinda want to go out with him. But, one of my best friends broke up with him for a really stupid reason half a year ago, and is being a real jerk to him and calling him gay (which he is definitely NOT). She refuses to talk to him, and now he refuses to talk to her. But I want to stay both of their friends. So should I confess my love to him, or let it slide in the sake of friendship?

Thanks -Really Desperate Girl/Wolf tailed Alchemist

Ed: Wha-? Why would you think I'm good at stuff like this?

Al: Aw, c'mon, Brother! I bet you've got some good advice!

Ed: ……Well, I don't know. I guess if it was me I'd see which one I cared more about first and go from there. If I was more in love with the guy-wait, if it was me it'd be a girl, right?

Mustang: (smirking) I always knew you were gay…

Ed: SHUT UP! I corrected myself! Anyway, if I was more in love with the girl, I'd tell her that I liked her, but if I was better friends with the guy, I'd probably let it slide.

Winry: And we all know how complicated love is. Well, most of us, anyway. So no matter what you do, someone could get hurt, even yourself, so, like Ed said, you need to ask yourself who would forgive you first/at all if they did get hurt by any of this.

Al: See, Brother? I told you that you'd be fine!

Ed: (scratching back of his head, mumbling) Yeah, well. It was only 'cause Winry helped me out. It probably wasn't that good of an answer anyway…

Winry: Oh, Ed, you know you're romantic deep down inside!

Ed: SINCE WHEN!?!?

Al: (sigh) He just doesn't get it…

Ed, why do you act like an $$ to Winry part of the time, and how much do you like her? I know you do.

Al, are you happy in your armored body/(after body is back) are you happy in your original body or do you miss you armor body?

Winry, ... why aren't you and Ed together? I know he likes you.

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Ed: (mumbling) Why is everyone interested in my love life…?

Winry: Yeah, Ed, why do you always act like an $$ to me!?

Ed: Uhm…well…Y-you know they say that people show their feelings in all different kinds of ways…

Winry: Liar.

Ed: Really!

Winry: You're just afraid of my wrench. If you really loved me, you'd get me flowers or something.

Ed: (caringly) Winry…

Al: Er…I guess it's my turn? To tell the truth, I like my original body best. Though it was nice to not worry about eating and stuff like that…it saved us a lot of money, too…

HEHEHE shweet.
This is for Envy:
Would you kill Winry?

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Winry: …WHAT KIND OF A QUESTION IS THAT!?!?

Envy: Hmm…It depends, I guess. Would it pi$$ Ed off?

Ed: H311 YES IT WOULD!!!

Envy: Then yes.

Winry: Edward……

Ed: (face palms)

Envy,
Are you a boy or a girl?

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Ed, Al & Winry: (stares) What is Envy? A transvestite?

Envy: Like I'm gonna tell you. Why would you need to know, anyway?

Riza: He's voiced by a woman, but he's really male.

Envy: You're going to die for that, woman.

Riza: Not if I shoot your head off, first. (loads gun)

Hoenheim: Let me explain further, into the final episodes of the anime. Envy was the result of when Dante and I tried to bring our son back to life. He mainly stayed in that form…that…form…that…

Ed: Palm-tree-like form?

Hoenheim: Exactly! I'm so proud of you, my son…

Ed: Back off, b$7rd. You're not off the hook yet. I still need to kick your $$.

Hoenheim: …Anyway, He stayed in his palm-tree-like form for so long that he forgot what he originally looked like, until his fight with Ed in "Death". That's when he transformed into what he really looked like, which resembled me a lot, and that led to-

Winry: Hey! Did they ask for every spoiler of how the series ends? I think you've answered quite efficiently already!

Hoenheim: Ehehheh…Thanks Sarah…I mean Winry!

That's it for now! Oh, I also forgot to add, if you don't want me to put your username in after your question, let me know. I'm sorry if that happened here!!! I apologize!! I'll probably get the next column/chapter up on Monday, if I have enough questions to answer, that is…