Everyone's responses to your questions are supposed to be bold. Sorry if it isn't working out!!!! 

Ed
Why does every one call you short? You're freaking tall compared to me, and we are the same age! And I agree, we are not short they are just too tall. I love your short rants by the way. Hope you don't mind but I've used a few of them -bows- thank you
Kat

Roy: Ed? Taller than someone? Impossible!!! Hahaha!!!

Ed: You know, it is possible.

Winry: Truth be told, we call him short because average human beings aren't as short as he is.

Al: Yeah. And he's only 165 cm (about 5 feet 4 inches) with his radio antenna and elevator shoes. Imagine how short he'd be without them!!

Ed: Al!!!! What kind of a brother are you!?!?

Al: Uh….sorry, Brother!

Dear FMA cast,
I need advice. Ok, for Halloween I plan to cosplay Sloth. However I need the oro-whatever tattoo temporary. I don't know where to look. Help?

PS: as an unrelated issue . . . Roy, which is better, pirates or ninjas? Anyone can answer though nudges all the homunculus

LWitch

Ed: Do they even sell temporary Oroborias tattoos?

Al: I don't think so…

Winry: You could always go online to E-Bay and see if they're selling anything of the sort there.

Al: And if not, you could always just draw it on yourself.

Ed: Or, considering where it is, have someone else draw it on you. You do realize that you're going to be freezing on Halloween?

Winry: Yeah, unless she lives in Florida or somewhere where it's like summer all year long.

Ed: ……Just shut up. Oh, and ninjas are better.

Roy: She didn't ask you. But he's right. It's a proven fact, there's even a t-shirt with it.

Gluttony: Pirates better…taste better…

All others: (stare)

This is for the Colonel Mustang and Lt. Hawkeye.

Seriously, when are you two going to give up the act and make out with each other already?

P.S. Kain, you are so cute!

TheShadowedSparrow

Riza: Me? And the Colonel? Now what would give you that idea?

Roy: Come on, baby, you know you want me.

Riza: (cocks gun)

Roy: …What are you talking about, there's nothing going on between us!

Riza: (quietly) Idiot just doesn't get it…

Fuery: Oh! Um, thank you! 

I have a question for Al, just out of curiosity. Ed might get a bit annoyed at me, though... Oh and I have a question for Ed, too.

Al: How tall are you in the FMA movie when you get your body back? Just curious.
PS. You're my favorite character!

Ed: When're you going to ask Winry out? You two are super-cute together!
-Dark's Soul Mate

Al: Thank you very much  Oh, and all you need to know is that I'm taller than Ed.

Ed: I AM NOT SHORT!!! AND WHO SAYS I LIKE WINRY!?!?

Winry: Come on, Ed, you know you do!

Ed: Yeah, right.

Winry: Eeeeeeeeeeed! You're so mean!!! (takes out wrench)

Ed: I'm mean!?

Pinako: Since this could take a while, I'll answer for them. It's obviously going to be a while, since first of all Ed is currently in Germany in another dimension which is much more messed up and weirder than ours, and also because they can't seem to accept their feelings and instead deny them.

Ed: I'm not-! What did you say!?

Winry: Ed, you should listen to your elders!!!!

Okay, okay, lesse here,
Ed

Would you rather... get your arm back, or be short forever?

Silentlamb

Ed: Well, considering I'm NOT SHORT, I'd like to get my arm back.

Winry: I think it means, would you rather get your arm back or not be short anymore.

Ed: I'm not short anyway!!!!!!!!!!! So the answer stays the same.