I was a little afraid to show this first one to Ed… I think everything is testing the K+ness of this story…lol. Sorry if I get peoples' genders wrong, I'm just working with what I've got!

In my opinion, there is way too much Ed/Winry, so, I've got a question for Ed. "When are you going to stop denying how you feel and tackle Roy and have hot, steamy office $3X?" Please add it? I'm a huge RoyEd fan.

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Ed: …

Roy: Yeah, Ed, when are you planning to fulfill that promise to me?

Ed: WHAT KIND OF DRUGS DO YOU PEOPLE TAKE!?

Winry: Ed… (sniff) I thought…we had something…

Ed: Don't listen to him!!!

Roy: Aww, are you too embarrassed to tell her?

Winry: Tell me what?

Ed: …Y-yeah, tell her what?

Roy: Oh, you know. Come on, Ed, we've got to tell the fans that we've already done it.

Winry: Ed!!! Why didn't you ever tell me that you were gay? I would've understood!

Ed: I AM NOT GAY!!! THIS GUY IS INSANE!

Roy: He came willingly, too. I didn't even have to use any drugs…

Ed: What the h311 are you TALKING about?????? Did you come to work H1GH again!?!?

Riza: Okay, that's enough. You're beginning to frighten people. And confuse them. And you (indicates Roy) have a lot of work to do.

Roy: Aw, c'mon! I was having fun!

Riza: (cocks gun) Now.

Roy: Y-yes ma'am!

For Ed: Do you have a favorite weapon?
...that's all for now

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Ed: Does Alchemy count, or do I have to choose a physical weapon?

Winry: My favorite weapon's a wrench!

Ed: We already know that, Win. And she wasn't even asking you!

Winry: Well……NOBODY ASKED YOU!

Ed: Yeah. She did.

Winry: No, Ed, I mean like-Oh, never mind.

Ed: Well, I use Alchemy to make basically all of my weapons. My favorite one it the "arm sword", I guess you could call it, since I use it the most.

Winry: "'Arm sword'"…?

Ed: …O-of course, I'd never use my automail arm to make it!…

For Ed: If you hate being so short, why don't you just have Winry make you stilts or something?
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Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THAT HE NEEDS TO LOOK UP TO LOOK DOWN!?!?

Al & Winry: She didn't say that, Ed.

Ed: ……Whatever. Well, basically, it'd be too hard to fight with stilts on.

Winry: And if I made his automail leg longer, he'd be off balance and probably get scoliosis. (Authoress Interjection, or A/I This is true. My one leg is half an inch longer than the other and I now have to wear a back brace for 6 months)

Al: And anyway, he wears elevator shoes that make him several inches taller. Not like it does much for him, though…

Ed: SHUT UP, ALPHONSE!!

That's it? Aw man : I'd like 5 questions a column, but I can't wait any longer to put this up! Please, some new questions for next chapter? Till then!