Ok, people, leave Ed alone. For one thing, even if he was
short, you're just jealous 'cause Ed's smarter than you. Equivalent
Exchange people. That's why you're so tall Roy... you have the
attention span, and maturity, of an earthworm. No offense to the worm
:P.
Winry, why are you always hitting Ed with a wrench? I,
personally, don't know how you take it Ed!!
Oh, and Al you are SO
CUTE. Sorry, just had to say it.
Ed, you are hott. Roy is nott.
Seriously, why is he the lady's man or whatever? Ed might be a little
TINY bit short, but I mean, come on... he's smart, talented, he's got
money, power (well, he IS a major), so, ya...
Don't worry Roy,
you're not ugly, just OLD. ha.
Just so you know, Ed, you have
TONS of fangirls. If you see one, run. They swarm...
And yes, I am
an Ed fangirl.
Just not a crazy one...
Fullmetal Fangrl
Ed: Told you I'm not short.
Roy: Even though you obviously are.
Ed: Hey! You're just upset because I'm so much cooler than you!
Roy: But that's just one person's opinion.
Ed: Yeah, but I bet I have more fangirls than you do! (thanks for the advice, by the way. I'll remember it next time I have an encounter with any)
Al: Um…can I just say thanks?
Winry: I just wanna say that Ed deserves it-
Ed & Roy: NO.
Winry: -most of the time?
Al: Um…okay…
Roy: Anyway, I'm sure that I have many more fangirls than you. And anyway, I am smarter than Ed…
Ed: Are not.
Roy: …and mature…
Ed: Liar.
Roy: …and I'm not really old, either. I'm only 29.
Ed: He's ancient…
Roy: (glaring at Ed) Do you have something to say to me, FullMetal?
Ed: Nope.
Roy: Good. This conversation is over.
Dear FMA peoples,
for Edward Elric:
1. Next time someone is
foolish enough to think you are short (you aren't, I know) you could
try saying something along the lines of "I'm not short, I'm fun
sized". I know someone who actually is short, and it
makes her feel better to be smart aleck-ey.
2. I feel for you,
having to put up with Winry's hitting you on the head. My sis is the
same way (machine loving and all).
3. Just how many
wrench-induced concussions have you got from Winry so far? Just
curious.
4. My sister say "hi, shortie! hee hee" (don't
listen to her! she doesn't know what she says! oh great, now she's
after me with the pliers)
For Winry Rockbell:
1. I got a
sis who acts a lot like you. Kinda scary when she's mad.
2. She
says "Hi" and she likes your tools. She feels you are
justified at bopping Ed when he breaks his automail, and sometimes
does something similar to me. She would write herself, but she
doesn't have an account here.
To Alphonse Elric:
1. Hi.
2.
Want a kitten? My cat just had a litter. Ed probably wouldn't let you
keep one, though.
3. My sister says to say "hi" for
her, otherwise, she'll pinch my nose off with the pliers she's
holding. O.O She also says to say that she likes cats too. You are
her favorite character
to Roy Mustang:
1. Could you be a
little nicer to Ed sometimes?
2. I'd procrastinate a little less
if I were you. One day, Riza's gonna get you.
3. My sis says
"hi"
to Riza Hawkeye:
1. I applaud your
unwavering loyalty to colonel and country, no matter how cracked they
may be. lol.
2. I also applaud the fact that you are not afraid to
be strict with col. Mustang even if he does out rank you.
3. My sis says "hi"
That is all for now. Rest assured I vill be back. Muahahaha. (aliveinchrsit13's sister: don't listen to her, she's just insane)
aliveinchrist13.
Let's take this one at a time, shall we?
Ed's Questions:
Ed: Nice comeback. I'll add that to my mental list of comebacks.
Winry: If people call you short so much that you need to keep a list of comebacks, then you probably are short. At least a little.
Ed: Am not.
Winry: All I'm-
Ed: ANYWAY, I know how annoying Winry can be-
Winry: Hey! I am NOT annoying!
Ed: -so I feel for you. But if your sister really is a lot like Winry, then she must be a really great person.
Winry: Ed…you're making me blush…
Ed: And I get a lot of concussions. Too many to count. And for that comment, I think that you should hit your sister on her head with a wrench. Like I said, no short people here!
Winry's Questions:
Winry: Tell your sister "hi" back for me! And I'm not that scary when I'm mad…am I?
Ed & Al: Yeah…just a little…
Winry: Oh…well, anyway…tell your sister good luck in her work and let me know if she ever makes any automail! Of course, it won't be better than my beautiful works of art…right?
Alphonse's Questions:
Al: Hello:3 And hi to your sister, too, and thanks. I'd love a kitten!!! Oh, can I, Brother?
Ed: No.
Al: Why not????
Ed: You know why not! We can't care for a kitten! Haven't we been over this already?
Al: …Maybe…
Ed: "Maybe"?
Al: …A few times…
Ed: "A few"?
Al: Okay, okay, fine!
(meowing from inside Al's armor)
Ed: …What was that?
Al: N-nothing!!!
Ed: What was it, Al?
Al: Um…my stomach growling?
Ed: Open it.
Al: I don't wanna!!
Ed: Now, Al!
Al: (running away) Brother! You're so heartless!
Ed: Al! You're gonna hurt the kitten!
Mustang's Questions:
Roy: Me? Be nicer to Ed? That's a laugh.
Ed: I'm just waiting for karma to kick in…
Roy: And anyway, I'm not afraid of Riza! I'm her superior!
Riza: (cocks gun) Oh, really, sir?
Roy: U-um…m-moving on…Tell your sister "hi" back…if she's cute ;3
Riza: You're impossible…
Riza's Questions:
Riza: Thank you. You really don't know what I have to go through to get this idiot to get his paperwork and other work done each day. It's terrible.
Roy: Perhaps, but doesn't seeing my handsome face every day cheer you up?
Riza: …(thinking) Yes… (speaking) What would give you that insane notion?
Roy: You know you want me.
Riza: See what I mean? I have to put up with this all day long.
For Roy:
Since there is plenty of evidence that you do nothing but
fight and relied on Hughes or Hawkeye for EVERYTHING, how did you get
in charge of things? I mean did Hughes have dirt on EVERYONE and
just let you trickle it out to get promoted, because you're a pretty
lousy leader (and being in the military, I KNOW lousy leaders)?
For
Greed:
Man, what the H311? You had great people working for
you (outside of that $$ Kimbley and psycho Tucker) and you just
rolled over. Seriously, why? The little blonde guy could
have used the help and you surely could have hid out with your
buddies until Lust, Wrath and Sloth. I mean, you could have at
least helped out Lust. You could have taken care of each other's
weakness and then been set. Weak guy. Just weak.
Laterz,
ordinary Joe
Roy: Because I'm awesome.
Riza: Give a real answer. You have work to do.
Roy: …Okay, well first off, I'm not that bad a leader.
Ed: Yes you are.
Roy: No, I'm not.
Ed: Yes you-
Roy: Ahem. As I was saying. I don't rely on my friends for everything, either. If they're willing to support me and give me information that will help me reach my goal, that's their choice. And fighting has more to do with it than you think. You can't be in my position and be a crappy fighter. Also, you have to be intelligent and brave. Which I am. I'm pretty sure that my only weak point is that I have trouble doing my paperwork on time, right?
Riza: Speaking of which…
Greed: …No comment.
Ed: You can't just say "no comment"!
Greed: I think that I can. I'm not going to stand around and be insulted.
Tucker: (whispering, as usual) And who are you calling psycho? All I ever wanted to do was bring my precious Nina back to life…
Ed: Yeah. After you condemned her to death.
Greed: And why would I want to help out Lust and the others? I left their little "group" for a reason, you know. I'm not quite saying that I hate them, I just don't like them. They were holding me back, you know? So I got my own little group. Where I could do whatever I felt like. And I don't really care for other people; I'm just out for myself. "Greed", get it?
Sorry I didn't have them answer the rest of the reviews from the last chapter, I just wanted to save them for the next one in case I'm running low. Also, it doesn't have to be about FMA. So if you're sitting there wondering why your cat is attacking your refrigerator (like I am right now) you can ask and maybe Al can find the answer in one of his many cat books! So don't hesitate!