I love how I'm getting more reviews for this than for actual stories…lol.
I've
got another question! It's for Jean Havoc (I love him!!).
How do
you feel about Roy stealing all your girlfriends?
And one for
Denny Bloch, too (I like him too!)
Do you realize that you have
the same hairstyle as Ed at the front? lol
thanks a
bunch
caspercat22
p.s. my apologies to ed for calling him
short, I didn't mean to lol. In my eyes, he's as tall as a mountain
(more or less).
Havoc: (crying) Why did she have to leave me for him?
Ed: I AM NOT SHORT!!!
Havoc: Why? Why? Why? She told me that she loved me! (As you can see, he's very upset about the matter)
Bloch: We do? (Him and Ed look at each other) Hey, we do! Well, I'm not surprised. It is a very popular haircut here in Central!
Havoc: Whyyyyyy?
XD
Oh, I'll take a break on picking on Ed.
Ed: How do you keep your
hair so perfect?
Armstrong: Just how much do you spend on shirts
per month? o.o;
Akunen
Everyone: Oh no…Armstrong: I, ALEX LOUIS ARMSTRONG, SPEND NO ADDITIONAL MONEY ON SHIRTS! SEWING HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG LINES FOR GENERATIONS, SO I—
Ed: Um…okay…we get it…Anyway, my magnificent hair is naturally perfect!
Winry: Maybe it's compensation for something?
Ed: Huh? You say something, Win?
Winry: Oh, nothing…
I have two questions!
Hey Havoc, how come you don't have any skills with the ladies like Roy? And why do you always, always let the Colonel take every girlfriend, crush, etc. you ever had in your life? Seriously man, stand up for yourself!
And Roy (or Colonel Smex as me and my friends call him), where did you get those mad skills with the ladies anyways?
TheShadowedSparrow
Havoc: (still crying) WHY IS EVERYONE PICKING ON ME TODAY!!??
Roy: Maybe you should take the day off…?
Havoc: Okay…
Roy: Now, I can answer that question for you! Those girls are obviously more attracted to me. I'm just too naturally irresistible! Hahaha!
Havoc: Colonel!!! You're not helping!!!
Roy: No, I suppose not. Well, it's not my fault that they love me more than you! Haha!
Havoc: I'm going home…
Both
me and my friend are going to ask Lust and Wrath a couple
questions... both of them at the same time... (and one Ed...)
1.
Do you two hate each other?
2. Wrath, what would you do if Lust
kissed you on the cheek and you had lipstick on your face from it?
(from my Valentine's story XP)
3. Would you two ever be like a
brother and sister?
4. What would Wrath do if he was thrown into
the air by Al and landed face first into Lust's chest? (Got it from a
story... Love potion #9 LOL!)
5. (Last question from me) Lust do
you ever miss Scar?
Okay...
Hoshi-Ryuu's turn...
1. Wrathy-kun, why do you hate it when
infants cry so much? They don't kill you for crying out loud!
2.
...Wanna be friends?
3. Can you kick Envy for me?
4. This is
for Ed, Why won't you let Al have the kitten?!
Shoushin and Hoshi-Ryuu
Wrath: Yes we hate each other!!! I hate everything!!! Except for my mommy :3Lust: …Whatever you say, kid. Oh, and I don't give out kisses that easily.
Wrath: I don't WANNA be a brother to her!!!!!!!
Lust: And if you EVER mention the fourth question again…let's just say (nails grow to talons). I do miss Scar, though, I'll give you that. I don't really know. I should never have let my feelings get in the way…
Wrath: I don't like it when babies cry because I was a baby when I was brought back to life, so I guess that you could say that it reminds me of what I should have been. And that just p1$$3$ me off!!
Lust: Doesn't everything, though?
Wrath: Shut up! I don't wanna be friends, either! And…Well, okay, maybe I'll kick Envy. But just because I don't like him either!
Ed: Okay, shut up, you two! Now it's my turn. Well, basically, like I said, we can't take care of a cat with all of the traveling that we do. A pet requires too much time, and anyway, we're always getting into trouble and it would $uck if the cat got hurt or killed. I'm not doing it because I'm mean!!!
Hi
guys! I'm back!
Al, I know you want a cat and Ed won't let you,
but why don't you get a cat and ask a friend to take care of it when
you're on missions? That way it's still yours!:)And the advice I gave
Ed? Same to you Al, RUN. Armor or not...
Oh,
and Al, my sister says to tell you she is your BIGGEST fan.
Ha.
She has NO IDEA, she's no fangirl. Just a fan.
Roy. YOU. ARE. SO.
NOT. MATURE. Why do I say you're not mature? You're a womanizer.
Very maturerolls eyes. But you are a good leader. I'll give
you that. And you're not ugly. But Ed is SO much better. And
cooler. You obviously have failed to realize that.
Oh, and Ed,
if somebody calls you short (or a kid) just say "At least I'm
smarter than you, not that that's saying much." or if it's Roy,
"At least I'm still young, you old bastard"
Ok, Roy,
I'll give you something else: you're not old.
Yet. But you sure
ACT old. And you're just as old as my step-dad. Almost my dad's
age. Which is just CREEPY.
Winry, ever hear of the song Ugly Girl?
Ya, don't go watch it on YouTube. There are some serious
Winry-bashers out there. I don't see why... you and Ed aren't
together... are you?!
I hope not. Then you would be mauled by Ed
fangirls. And no amount of wrenches could save you from THAT.
I
was wondering HOW could Ed deserve being given a concussion right
after getting hurt, sheesh.
Roy, you will be smarter than Ed when
pigs fly through the roof and assassinate the Fuhrer in the name of
the overlord of the Lizards.
Wow, that was Random. But true :P
Ok,
lastly, Roy, you do have fangirls.
But Ed has more. Actually, some
of us like you both.
I know 3 Roy fangirls. 1 emo, 1 slightly emo,
1 normal(ish).
I know... hmm... 12 Ed fangirls, at least. And that
isn't even including Internet friends. I think 2 are slightly emo.
And 4 of them are psychotic. Not crazy, just you know...
obsessed.
That's why you run, Ed. And ALL of you are lucky no
psychotics have found this. BAD things happen. Kidnappings,
sometimes. IF you get off lucky...
Riza, I really sympathize with
the whole 'Roy doesn't do paperwork' thing, but you don't show people
affection by shooting at them. You really should go on a date with
Roy, too. If he does anything, just shoot him. Simple.
(Al,
you should hook up with Winry. I think you guys are so
cute!!)
Fullmetal Fangrl
Ed: ……I…don't even know what to say to all of this.
Al: But you heard what she said about the kitten, right? Right?
Ed: We're not getting one, Al!
Al: But why not?
Ed: …Because…Ugh, it's too much to explain to you right now! Because I said so!
Al: Brother!!!! You're so mean!!!
Roy: And why do you have to pick on me? What did I ever do to you?
Ed: Yea, I mean, he's not my favorite person on Earth, but he's not that bad.
Al: Hey!! Don't change the subject!
Winry: Um…I don't have a computer, but thanks for the advice anyway…
Al: And to tell the truth, I don't really like her like that anymore. (whispering) I think that Brother does, though…
Ed & Winry: What was that?
Al: Oh, um, nothing. So, what about that cat?
Ed: I said no Al!
Winry: Oh, why don't you let him get the dmn cat?
Ed: (face palms) How many times do I have to go through this??? Because we can't care for it, and if he left it at someone's house he'll hardly ever see it, so what's the point of that??
Winry: I guess that's true…
Al: I thought you were on my side:
Riza: I'm not going to date the Colonel. I'm not trying to show him "affection", anyway, so as long as the methods work, I'll use them.
Have three questions for Wrath. First one is, do you want to be Ed and Al's brother or something cause you thought Sloth was your Mom and ya, second, do you like to be called Moofy, and the third is from my sis, how do t-rex's lay down, and how do they sleep, cause ya, you don't see them sitting ever in like TV shows so ya?
Moofyfan
Wrath: …What the-!…How should I know how t-rexes sleep!? And NO I don't like being called Moofy!! My name is Wrath! WRATH!!
Izumi: Since he's having another fit, I'll answer the first question. No, he does not want to be Ed and Al's brother, but rather, he chose Sloth as a mother because he had abandoned all thoughts of me being his mom, yet still needed a mother figure because that is what he had lost when he became a homunculus. Sloth, on the other hand, had lost children when she became a homunculus, so taking this "boy" under her wing was a natural reaction.
Wrath: Why do you have to know everything!?!?!
I'll finish up the next 4 next time! Don't worry, it's just for space purposes. Plus, in case there's no reviews for this chapter, or a small amount, I still want the story to go on. I apologize; I was a bit off today. Between the delayed opening and my friend's mom dying……my day has been a bit complicated and perhaps why the responses aren't as good or long as usual. It was all that I could come up with.
Anyway, more questions are always welcome! Check out some of my other stories, too, will ya? I'm guessing that you guys like humor, so "Clash of T3h Animes" is always available. If not, I'm working on finishing up "The Ghost of Me" as we speak!