Chapter 3 Thank you Vampirejunkie 34 for reading this parody and giving me your thoughts and also a big thank you to x Lily Flower x for pointing out the c/k :) This id for you guys ... and I know, humor is very subjective , so I appreciate it even more, when you guys read it :)
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Morganville - The Reality Show
Eve - Goth Girl or Alice in Wonderland ?
"Welcome viewers to our next episode of - Morganville - TRS ! Our main character today is Eve Rossner - the sometimes rude, scary looking Goth girl, which lives in the Glass House with her more attractive roommates Michael Glass and always beautiful Claire Danvers "
" What did you just say there , you Freak ? Rude and scary looking - shall I show you how rude I can be? Shall I ? Shall I …..? " Eve showing her middle finger right into the camera.
" Eve, please , they are just joking ….right ? " Michael pulling Eve slightly away making a sign with his hand to turn off the filming.
" Keep the camera running ." , the producer is heard from the background .
" Hey, what is with me ? You didn't even mention me ! " Shane is stepping now from the side into the center of the frame. " Living here , too! Having feelings - heeelllooooo!
" Kid, step aside please…. we are filming ."
" I KNOW THAT ! Why are you mentioning all the others, but not me ? Have you seen my abs ? " Shane pulling off his shirt and playing muscle man.
" Move that kid out of the way - Rudy, please take care of him …."
The camera is pushed for a moment to face the blank wall of the Glass House, noise of a struggle is audible.
" You F$% , take your hands off of me OR …ouch! "
Camera goes suddenly black - an ad from KHVB is seen on the screen for a minute with elevator music underlining the importance of the message , that they are currently experiencing technical problems.
When the show continues, a muffled noise form the background is still to be heard and a moving bundle is lying on the couch.
" Would you please follow me… ", an extremely friendly Eve politely stomps up the stair case to the second floor.
The crew is following Eve upstairs passing by Michael's open door, where he has one of his legs up, cleaning with an automatic shaver his leg …..WHAT! Door slammed shut .
" Was this Michael Glass ? " the camera man asks curiously , but he gets no answer. Instead he feels Eve's hand on his chin , moving him towards her : " Look at me , buddy , Ok ! "
Eve now standing in her door frame , tipping with one of her Doc Martens with very little patience , again, on the floor.
" So what is it , you want to show us Eve? " , the producer asks, " our viewers want to know …?"
" Do they ? " Eve is fluting " …do they REALLY want to know , who I am , what MY deepest secrets are - what turns ME on ? Do they ? Do they . …he, he ,he ? "
" Ahm… yes M'ame…" , the producer is slightly irritated : " … yes they do … "
" Well, than just wait for a minute here …" and Eve turns with a wide smile around.
While the crew has to wait , they try to get another shot of Michael Glass, but are unable to convince him, to open up his room.
" Check 1-2-3-, check …how much film do we have left ? "
" Enough, for this freak show, Bob …"
" Heh, is the camera still rolling ? "
Before KHVB was able to put another technical difficulty sign up, Eve's door opens up and a bright shine - like a laser beam, lightens up the entire hallway of the old Glass House. Music starts rolling , rhythm is in the air , even the house seems to hum to the music - and there she is - Eve , dressed all in pink, an older version of Shirley Temple dancing to a Dixie Tune along the second floor of the Glass House.
The film crew unable to move , their jaws dropped to the floor, the camera rolling without anybody taking really charge of it, capturing every move of Eve's flawless performance in her pink tutu.
After the song is over and the crew barley recovered , Eve stomps up to them, holding her arms left and right to her hip and makes a sweet pounding mouth - pooopooopiidooo !
" Cut ! "
Next time on Morganville - The Reality Show :
Mr. Bishop - saint or sinner ?