Chapter 4 Sorry for not writing a while , but unfortunately , there are other things beside writing here - they maybe not as much fun , but….
Anyway, thank you for your guys input and Myrnin and Amelie are gong to be next - promised :)
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Morganville - The Reality Show
Mr Bishop - saint or sinner ?
Today the film crew has the pleasure to show our audience the real Mr Bishop. After some misunderstandings with Amelie, the Founder, Mr. Bishop took on a low profile , but thanks to our dedicated crew, we were able to find his momentary shelter.
The producer is walking down a narrow dusty road, left and right are empty factory buildings.
" Guys, are you sure , that's the right address? "
The camera man Rudy nods his head.
"Where again did you say , you got this hint from...?"
" Never mind - we have to turn right here."
The crew is entering a large factory hall . At the end , they can see some light in a small room to the right.
" Mr. Bishop are you in here ? "
" C'omon in here boys...". , Bishop sitting in his underware in an old, wide chair a cigar between his lips.
" Sir, did we come too early ? "
"Nonsense boys, just changed into fresh briefs -see " and he lifted one side of his seat slightly and turned it to the camera.
The crew is subjected to a strong breeze from Bishops arm chair.
" I think, I have to vomit " , Rudy the camera man says quietly .
" Get yourself together and keep rolling " , the producer is heard.
" So , what do you want to know from me , boys ", Bishop still chewing on his big Cuban and putting a handful Cheetos into his mouth, crumbs falling on his hairy legs.
"Sir, do you have any contact with your daughter anymore ?"
" Amelie - that bitch ! What do you think ? ...sure , she gives me daily visits to my secret Taji Mahal - can't you see that ? " and he takes a sip of Coke followed by an enormous burb.
A big moth flying around Bishops head , which he desperately tries to catch until he throws one of his slippers at it and hits the head of the Rudy.
"Ouch ! "
"Sorry, boy. Watch out where you stand "
" I was standing , where I should be, behind the camera ..."
" You have to have the last word , don't you , boy ? " , Bishop continues.
" No , I don't " , Rudy replies
" So I see..." Bishop responds
Before Rudy could answer back, the producer kicks the camera man into his shin.
" Ouch ! "
Bishop gets out of his chair , and shuffling over to his fridge, scratching his large behind with his hand.
" You boys, want anything ? " his other , long hairy arm leaned against the open fridge. In fact , Bishops entire body was quiet hairy.
" No , thanks Sir, we are fine "
Bishop takes another soda out and almost finishes it at the spot, followed again by a enormous burb, the released air flowing towards the crew.
It took several minutes , till Rudy gained conscience again , a little dazed , but able to stand on his own feet .
The producer had caught the running camera right on time, before Rudy had collapsed. He had gotten the main hit of the strong breeze out of Bishops mouth.
" You are alright , boy "
" You did that on purpose , you big old..."
"Rudy! " , the producer is heard.
Bishop is slowly shuffling back to his seat, coming dangerously close to the camera.
When he is almost at the same level with Rudy, a loud , bodily explosion is heard - the biggest flatus ever caught on tape.
Rudy woke up in a room of Morganville Hospital , oxygen freely flowing via a nasal canula into his nose.
He is taking deep breaths : " ...aaahhhhhhhh air .."
Comment by the producer: the old factory building was later demolished , due to danger of leaking gases. The closes neighborhoods were evacuated due to this process.
Next time on : Morganville - The Reality Show
Myrnin- mad scientist or genius ?