What is with this? There've hardly been any questions lately!!!

Dear FMA people,
It's me again! creepy music plays ok, I don't have as much to say this time.
1. To Roy: I no longer dislike you for being as cruel as you are to Ed, because I have realized it's your way of fighting depression. However, would you please leave poor Lt. Havoc's girls alone for once? He's quite loyal to you and he deserves that much consideration at least.
2. To Kain Fuery: I think you should get more screen time and more popularity, because you are awesome.

3. To Izumi-sama: you rock, plain and simply put.That's all for now. I'll probably be back to bother you again :)
-aliveinchrist13

Roy: Someone who's not here to totally pick on me for a change. I like that. But I don't think that I'm going to listen to your request.

Havoc :Why not!?????!?

Roy: Hey, I have a love life, too, you know. It's not my fault that the girls I'm dating are the same girls that you're dating.

Havoc: I'll bet you do know…

Roy: What, do you think they're going to say to me, "Oh, and by the way, I'm also going out with Havoc"? No. And obviously, I don't ask them. So it's not my fault. Maybe it's just you…

Havoc: …Why don't I just give up? Why?

Fuery: Heh. Thank you. You guys don't really talk to me much – I think this is only the second time? – but when you do, you always say such nice things to me :

Izumi: Thank you.

Ok question for Wrath- Do you have or want mouse?

Ed- Can you cook, cause you said Alchemy is like cooking and you can do Alchemy so ya.

Al- Why did you dress up like Ed in the movie? By the way, the outfit looks much better on you than it did on Ed. No offence to Ed.

Moofy-Fan

Wrath: Why the hell would I want a mouse?? They're stupid.

Ed: Yeah.

Winry: Tell the truth, Ed!

Ed: …Okay. Well, kind of. I can do simple things, I guess, like pancakes and rice, but not too complicated. And Alchemy was "born in the kitchen", it's not like it's exactly like cooking, though I guess they have some things in common.

Al: Oh, thank you! There's mixed feelings about that. Why did I do it? I dunno…No particular reason, I guess, except to remember Ed. After all, I did lose a lot of my memory, and it was still a little unsure if I'd ever see him again, so I kind of wore it in memory of him.

Envy and Wrath and Elric lads: Any fraternal feelings? Ever? You guys are all practically brothers, you know, some more literally than others. And yes, I know that Ed and Al are all lovely and fraternally (most definitely fraternally) affectionate, and that's why I grouped you into a single category of 'Elric lads.' And what would you think, all of you including all the other characters, if a hotter Colonel than Mustang showed up? (In your face, Mustang - Colonel Studmuffin is totally hotter.)

Excessively Curious Fangirl With A Belief In Sibling Accord,

Jane Austen Girl

Ed & Al: "Elric lads"…?

Envy: NO.

Al: At least she didn't ask you if you and Brother had "feelings for each other" like someone did before…

Ed: Al, you are never to mention that again.

Envy: DOES THE FACT THAT I KILL ED JUST PASS BY YOU OR SOMETHING?!?!?!

Ed: Um, yeah. Do you really think that we like each other if we're constantly fighting to kill each other?

Al: Hmm, I don't know, Brother…

Ed: AL! Stay out of this!

Al: …right. Heehee!

Roy: Who's Colonel Studmuffin?

Ed: Obviously, a Colonel who's hotter than you.

(10 seconds of silence go by)

Ed: Um…….That was awkward.

Winry: Yeah, it was.

Roy: Well, anyway, that could never happen.

Riza: And why not?

Roy: Well, because I am the hottest man on the face of the Earth.

(10 more awkward seconds)

Ed: (does the "awkward turtle" with his hands) Awkward turtle!!!

Winry: What are you, four?

Ed: …Shut up.

Al: Um, where was this going again?

Ed: Who knows?

As of now I have no more questions to answer. This week is gonna be a little crazy: tomorrow there'll be no column, same with Thursday. Wednesday I may or may not. It depends if I get any new questions. If I do, I should be able to get a few in. The same goes for Friday. Then next week we're back to our Monday-Wednesday-Friday schedule. If I get questions. Don't be afraid to ask!!! You can make them anonymous, if you wanna too…Just don't log in and sign it "Anonymous" or some weird name or something. And it can be a really stupid question, too. We all make fun of each other here…unless it's really serious. So please review!!!