Yay! More questions!! I think that something was acting up for a little back there, so the chapters didn't update as quickly…so sorry!!! ' GOMEN!!

I have another question. This time it's for Envy. Envy, I love you, and I hate you. You killed Ed, but I love your impersonations. Anyway, if you had to kill Roy like you killed Hughes, what person would you chose? I love you too, Roy, but I love Ed more.

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Roy: See? It's not my fault that everyone loves me!

Havoc: Shut up!!!

Envy: Why don't you like me for killing Ed, too?

Ed: …Because I'm so much better than you are.

Envy: Shut up pipsqueak.

Ed: I'd say something, but I'm going to need it for some of the following questions. So go on.

Envy: If I had to kill Mustang, I'm not sure which form I'd take. Maybe Hawkeye. But I'd probably did like what I did to Hughes: just start out with some person, then see if there was anyone better to change into.

Sup...

Got a few questions to ask ya'll...

Ed: Who would you consider your greatest rival/enemy? What's it like to have automail? Third, if you could have any of the Homunculi's powers (only one!) which one would it be? And finally...you're tall on the inside, and one h311 of a character!

Greed: What's it like being a homunculus? Plus, what's it take to be a villain of your caliber? I ask you because, well...you're one of the best villains of all time. Next, why didn't you appear in the movie?

Mustang: How do you get so many phone numbers from girls?

Envy: I can only imagine a question for you...before you were brought back as a homunculus, were you as short as Ed?
P.S. You're power rocks! Just change your style of clothes differently...

And as a last note...I've always wanted to do this...

Ed...
Even as an eighteen year old in the movie...you're as small as an ant! Smaller than a grain of sand that you can't even see with a magnifying glass! You're so short you're in the World Records book for the smallest amine character for your size (I'll have to check that last one out though).
From a good fan...
Vyser Dragoon...

P.S.
Tiny little alchemist rules!

Ed: I AM NOT SMALL! OR SHORT! OR PUNY! OR SHRIMP-SIZED!!

Al & Winry: Ed…

Ed: YOU WANNA SAY THAT AGAIN TOUGH GUY?

Winry: Do you ever consider that maybe if you didn't react like that, people wouldn't pick on you?

Ed: YOU'RE ALL GIANTS!!!! Huh? You say something, Winry?

Winry: (sighs) Never mind…

Ed: Well, anyway, to answer your questions, my greatest enemy…Dante? I guess. There are a lot of idiots whose $$3$ I need to kick, though. And automail-

Winry: Automail is wonderful! It's so great to have, especially if it's one of my creations-

Ed: …That's great, Winry! Um, well I guess it's okay, good weapons and all, but I'd rather have my original body back. Truthfully, I wouldn't want any of their dmn powers, but if you're gonna make me choose, I'd pick-

Al: Gluttony, so you could eat a lot?

Ed: …No. I'd choose Envy's power (that doesn't mean we're lovers or I like him in any way, shape or form…no pun intended), because then, I could ruin Colonel b$+rd's reputation. But seriously, it would be pretty fun to be whoever I'd want to be.

Roy: …At least I can get a date. Speaking of which, the girls practically throw their numbers at me.

Havoc: YOU'RE LYING!!!

Roy: Hahaha!! Please. There's no way anyone could get as many phone numbers as I do as easily.

Winry: What if someone cosplayed as you?

Roy: It wouldn't be as good as the original.

Ed: But I'm more popular than you are. And I can prove it, too. In "FULLMETAL Alchemist Profiles" on page 4, there were the results of a popularity contest. I came in first and Mustang came in second.

Roy: So…?

Ed: So that undoubtedly proves that I'm more popular than you!!!

Roy: That may be, but have you ever gone out on a date?

Ed: …No…

Roy: I rest my case.

Greed: Oh, yeah, being a homunculus is pretty great. Still wish I could've become immortal…I didn't appear in the movie because-

Ed: Because he DIED.

Greed: …Yeah. The FullMetal kid killed me. Um, and the villain-ness just comes naturally, I guess, from my greedy-ness.

Envy: Do you really think that I could ever be as short as that pipsqueak?

Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT YOU WANNA-

Winry: That's ENOUGH, Ed! (whacks him on the head with her wrench until he's unconscious)

Envy: (backing away from Winry) U-um…and I like my clothes just fine!!! There's nothing wrong with them!!!

Riza: They're girl's clothes. And I'm pretty sure even a girl wouldn't want to wear those hideous things.

Everyone: (stares)

Riza: What?

Dear Homunculi, Dante, and Ed.

Envy- What do you do when you're bored? Other than killing that is. I mean really, you have lived for a long time, so you've probably done many things that you are probably bored with by now.

Dante- Yeah, I know you entertain yourself by killing off a large portion of the human race, but what else do you do then plot other's demise for your gain?

Greed- Do you still love Dante? In THAT episode, you just returned to her mansion for no reason. Is that why?

Sloth: You rock, and it was very kind of you to take Wrath in after Izumi attempted to kill him. But, how old were you when you had Edward and Alphonse? (Curiosity killed the cat. hint, hint, Ed)

Lust: Keep up the good work. You are an excellent villianess, with an excellent douse of beauty and intelligence all rolled into one. It is amazing that you are able to keep everything going so smoothly.

Pride- Did you really love your son and wife, or were you always a mindless puppet from the start?

Wrath: You're honestly my 2nd favorite character. You're so Cute!...Anyways...would you like some cookies? I also think my friend is bringing over her pet mouse...You could name it if you want.

Gluttony: It's nice to know that you are so loyal to those you love. Even in the movie, after you were turned mindless by Dante, you still wanted to avenge her. You're great, Gluttony.

Ed: If you could use the Stone, would you turn Lust and Sloth (or any of the homunculi) human? I mean, you could've just let them go after you did so. You know, let them live their own lives. It's not like you had to be connected to them after doing so.

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Ed: I don't understand what that "hint hint" was for……But no, I would never turn Sloth especially, or any of the other homunculi human…maybe Lust, though, since she did help us and asked.

Envy: Usually spy on our next lead. I mean, what else do you want me to do? Crochet you a blanket?

Ed: You do realize people are going to request that now…

Envy: …DMN1+!!!!!!

Dante: Mostly that. But I do like other kinds of fun here and there…

Ed: I'm not sure we want to know about that…

Dante: You're only 15, so you probably don't.

Ed: Um……right……

Greed: Listen, kid. I want the best of the best. So answer this for your response: Is she a hot babe?

Sloth: Me? Kind? I never had Ed and Al; that was their actual mother. We're different people…if you can call me a person, that is.

Lust: Thanks…

Wrath: No cookies…but can I have the mouse?

Gluttony: Cookies? ………

Okay, I have a few questions.

Ed:
1. If you had to pick who your worst enemy is, who would it be?
2. Kick Colonel Fathead in the nu+$ the next time he calls you short in any way, shape or form. It that doesn't work, you can always use a power drill to kneecap him. (Yes, I have a very sick and twisted mind, that's why my foes fear me.)
3. I'm only 5'4, and my friend calls me 'chibi-chan' all the time, so I feel for you.

Al:
1. If Ed won't let you get a cat, why don't you try a hamster? Mine's gonna have babies in a few weeks, so you can have one of them. (Hands over cage with hamster, food, and shavings.)
2. I hope you get your body back soon!

Roy Mustang:
Leave Ed the heck alone. The next time you call him short, I will come after you with napalm, kunai, nitroglycerine, a katana, and a crossbow. Oh, I forgot the sack of rabid gerbils and the container of barbecue sauce. (Grins evilly.) Use your imagination as to what I'm going to use them all for. I forgot to mention that my friend thinks I'm a bigger pyromaniac than you are.
Ta ta.

Scar:
1. See the above entry as to what you'll face if you try to hurt Ed or Al again.
2.Dude, you need to go see a shrink or something, 'cause you have the worst case of 'F.I.N.E.' that I have ever seen. (Freaked out, Insecure, Neurotic, and Emotional.) Don't you ever smile?

Envy:
1. Why are you such a moron?
2. You do realize that miniskirts are girl's clothes, and they're out of fashion this season, right?
3. If you don't like my questions, then cry me a river, build me a bridge, and get over it!

Russel:
1. You $uck. End of conversation.

Dante:
1. I know people that eagerly await your demise. I happen to be one of them. So, what were you on when you had Envy?

Fletcher:
1. You're really good at Alchemy! Keep up on your studies, and you'll be as good as Ed or Al in no time! You're already better than your brother.

Hughes:
1. Just how many pictures of your daughter do you have?

Havoc:
1. Personally, I know about three girls that think you're hot and want to go out with you. Unfortunately, due to extenuating circumstances, they are unable to. However, they are more than willing to keep Mustang away from your new girlfriend using torches and pitchforks.

Hawkeye:
1. You rock. I like how you keep the Colonel in line.

Wandering Hitokiri

Ed: My worst enemy? … (looks at Mustang, then back) I'll let you decide. And thanks. SEE, I'M NOT SHORT!!!!

Al: Heh heh…Oh, I'd love a hamster!!

Ed: That's just as bad!!!

Al: NO! A hamster's smaller and easier to take care of and-

Ed: And you have to carry around it's cage all day…

Al: …YOU'RE SO MEAN!!! Oh, and I got my body back in the last episode.

Roy: You do that, and my army will hunt you down. Good luck.

Scar: …May Ishbal have mercy on you… (reaches out hand)

Everyone: WAIT!

Winry: You can't blow someone up through the computer!!!

Scar: A computer…that sounds like a sin against god…

Winry: It sounds like technology.

Scar: That sounds even worse!

Winry: …can we get on to the next question, already??

Envy: Who are you calling a moron!?!?

Ed: At least it wasn't another "do you love Ed" question…

Envy: …Alright. And IT'S NOT A MINISKIRT!!! You're lucky I haven't killed you all by now…

Russel: Well, now, that's what you think, but I happen to know that I have many fangirls out there.

Ed: Yeah, but not as much as me or the Colonel.

Russel: …Shut up.

Dante: I could always use another Stone…you wanna help make it?

Fletcher: Oh! Thank you…but Russel is pretty good, too, you know…

Hughes: Oh, well, I've divided them up into categories!! Under the age of two, there are about 250, then from there until four, there's 390! Do you want to see them? I have some adorable ones with me today! There's one where she's-

Ed: OKAY moving right along!

Hughes: Oh, Ed, do you want to see some, too?

Ed: …Um…that's okay…

Havoc: Really? Thanks so much, I-

Roy: You do realize that if they can't go out with you, they can't protect you, either?

Havoc: ……WHY???????

Hawkeye: Thank you. A lot of people say that…

Here's a truly Dear Abby style question for Riza (and Roy, kinda)--

So there's this guy, right? I know he likes me, he knows he likes me (the entire SCHOOL knows he likes me!) but he won't address it. He'll tease me and poke me and (yes, I'm serious) comment on why I should wear miniskirts more often. And I'm sick of it. He needs to either shut up or DO SOMETHING already. Any suggestions? If it helps, I happen to know how to shoot. (And yes, Roy, this IS a not-so-subtle suggestion. You shoulda kissed Riza in the movie.)

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Roy: Just make out with him in front of the entire school.

Riza: (cocks gun)

Roy: …Or you could try talking to him. That always helps.

Riza: Most people don't tell each other that they "like" one another because they're afraid of rejection. In this case, since you already know that he likes you, why don't you make the first move? Ask him out or something.

Roy: He'll probably say yes if you wear a miniskirt.

Riza: …(loads gun) I think it's time you went back to work.

Roy: (whispering) And you wonder why I didn't kiss her in the movie?

Riza: What did you just say?

Roy: I said…I've gotta get some paperwork done! Bye!

Hi!!
Ok, I'll organize this time.
Ed:
1.Do you know anybody named Mae Alche?(just curious)
2.LET AL GET A CAT .
3.Do you ever think of Roy as a father figure?(HA! My NOT crazy friend wants to know)
4.When are you and Winry gonna hook up? (gasp NO! Another one from my friend)
Roy:
1.Why do you insult Ed so much?
2.Is it because you are insecure?
3.Do you visit a counselor about Ishbal?
4.How would you feel about Riza if she didn't shoot at you?
Al:
1.How is it POSSIBLE to be cute in, like 7 ft. armor?
2.Are you and Winry JUST friends?
3.Are you SURE?
4.Maybe you should give up on the 'get a cat' deal and just give food and stuff to them?
Riza:
1.How many hours do you think you practiced shooting?
2.Do you like Mustang as, say, more than a friend?
3.Do you perhaps think of Ed and/or Al in a motherly way?
4.WHY do you follow Mustang?
Envy:
1.$cr3w you right back, bTch.
2.WHY do you think your palm-tree form is cute?
3.Why don't you leave Ed alone?
4.Why do you CARE about Hohenheim at all? You don't need him, never did, so why do you CARE?!
Hohenheim:
1.I know you left your family for research, but why didn't you write, though?
2.Why did you come back?
3.My friend says to tell you that you're her favorite character (maybe she is crazy...)

K, that's all...
LUV YOU ALL!

Fullmetal Fangrl
(and her friend)

Ed: I've never heard that name before in my life. But then again, I have met a bunch of random people, so who knows? AND NO, AL CANNOT HAVE A CAT!!! What is this turning into, the "Let Alphonse get a cat" column!? And…I dunno…(lowering voice) I guess…maybe…sometimes…I dunno…( that was for the final 2 questions, kind of merged into 1)

Roy: I pick on Ed because it's easy to pick on him. NOT because I'm insecure.

Ed: He's about the cockiest and most smug guy on Earth-I really don't think that he's insecure.

Roy: After the whole "I'm gonna kill myself" thing passed over, I was fine, so no, I don't. I'm going to pass on the last question.

Ed: Looks like somebody's got a crush…

Roy: Shut up, shorty.

Al: Um……you think I'm cute? Thanks :3 Um, yes, me and Winry are just friends (trust me) and I just really want a cat for my own!

Ed: (coughing) No. (end coughing)

Al: Brother, you should do something about that cold!

Ed: Yeah, Al. I'll get right on that…

Riza: I practice shooting a lot. After all, it is my job. And like my superior, I'm going to pass on the next question. I suppose that sometimes my instincts kick in and I think of those two in a motherly way. Every now and again, like when they're in danger and such. I follow the Colonel because I want to protect him.

Envy: I DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER TO YOU!!! Why can't you people just leave me alone!!!?? What the h311 does it take!?!?!?!

Hoenheim: Tell your friend thank you. I didn't write to my family because I wanted to keep them safe. I came back because I obviously had heard of Trisha's death and my sons' plights, and I wanted to help them.

That's all for now!!! I'll take more time tomorrow to work on things and reply to just comments. In the meantime, I have to spar in TaeKwonDo, so until next time, keep it real! Lol.