Funny story that I need to get outta my system before we begin. For biology today, we went to the computer lab to look at crap, but the teacher has minimal control over the class, so I looked for about 10 minutes then came to this site to check reviews and such. When I saw one or two that were from I think yesterday (maybe?) I started cracking up. Seriously, in all seriousness, there are some questions where I'll tell my younger sister, "Keri, whatever you do, DO NOT do drugs" and there are some that I start laughing at because I know what the characters are gonna say- and it's funny, and there are other times I start laughing because it's funny, or something was said on purpose to be funny. Sometimes I laugh because of both of those. This was one of those times. I was also able to put so many on this one, even though I have something to do tonight (OMG NO WAY!) because I wrote it in school. During "biology" and history. So yes, you may start bowing, now.

Here's my question.

Hughes:
Wanna buy a duck?

Kimbley:
How did you get those tattoos in the first place? Did you do it yourself or something?
Also, my friend hates you and wants you to die.

bibliophile

Hughes: Hmmm, well, is it a cute duck? Do you think Elysia would like it? Only the best for my daughter! Oh, speaking of which, do you wanna see some pictures of her? (pulls out pictures) See, isn't she CUTE!? You just wanna meet her, don't you?

Ed: How did all this start from a duck…?

Kimbley: Is it really that good of an idea to tell someone who could and would blow you up to die? Anyway, I designed the tattoos, because the Alchemic circles had to be right for what I wanted to use them for, but I had a professional put them on. I blow things up, not make tattoos.

Ok question for Al What did you do in the two or so years you had alone when Ed was gone?
Fletcher Is your favorite color green? and I think you are a ninja/awesome fighter in disguise cause that would be awesome! YOU NEED MORE SCREEN TIME !!

Moofy-Fan

Al: Well, I'd lost a lot of my former memory, so I pretty much had to learn Alchemy all over again. I went to Izumi-sensei until she died  and she taught me again. I spent a lot of time trying to figure out how to get Brother back, but I also spent a lot of time with my friends, like Winry.

Fletcher: Umm…I guess green is a nice color, sure. I don't think I could be a ninja or fighter like that; I'm kind of shy. But thank you for your kind words  However, I'm fine where I am.

I'm back! smiles at Envy & Ed
Ok, this is for all the guys! Boxers, Briefs, or Nothing?
And I'm sorry for scaring you guys (referring to Envy, Ed, and Al) (especially Al).

Your loyal, not crazy, fangirl
Sweetkittens

Ed: I'm pretty sure that there are many times in the series where I've been seen in my boxers. And it's okay. Just don't ever do it again.

BakaKonekoRKL: (trying not to laugh as she types)

Al: Um……I'm armor…do I have to answer?

Envy: WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?

Ed: You probably wear women's underwear to go with your miniskirt…

Envy: WHAT WAS THAT???

Ed: Then I guess you wear nothing?

Envy: First off, that's disgusting, even for me. Secondly, IT'S MY OWN DMN BUSINESS!!!

Hello..AGAIN! MUWHAHA! Sry if I'm annoying... but anyway...

All Homunculi- Do you think the song "Animal I Have Become" by Green Day, matches any of you in any way?

Envy & Wrath- Do you two like being insane? Also... Can I join you in the insane-ness?

Wrath & Greed- What's up with the shark teeth? I mean you both have them... Were you two crossbred with a shark or what?

Lust & Sloth- Did you two accidentally dress alike or was it some sister thing, sense you two are the only female homunculi. Seriously you do dress alike... a lot of people have gotten you two mixed up because of that...

Shoushin

Lust: Isn't that song by "Three Days Grace"?

Envy: How would you know that?

Lust: Mind your own business. If that's the song you mean, then-

Envy: The question was directed at ALL of us!

Lust: -I think that some parts of it describe some of us. There were a few lines that I picked out that I thought could relate to me, but that's just me.

Wrath: No, I'm NOT INSANE!

Envy: We're just evil. There's a difference. AND IF THIS HAS TO DO WITH OUR CHOICE OF CLOTHES, YOU CAN JUST KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!!!

Wrath: Yeah!!! And I wasn't combined with a shark, either!!

Greed: I don't know about the kid, but my teeth are part of my Ultimate Shield. Teeth can be used as weapons, you know.

Lust: I was dressed like this long before she came along…

Sloth: We, as the "bad guys", don't have much of a choice of clothing. We pretty much have to wear black. And if we're going to look "cool", as women, we both chose to wear dresses.

Lust: Really, Dante pretty much chose our clothes (except for Greed's). What Sloth said is true, too, but Dante pretty much had the say. After all, she is- or was- our master.

This is for anyone who cares to answer
Have you read any fanfictions?? If you have what kind do you prefer and which kind do you find kinda creepy...I for one don't like yaoi -shudders-
Kat (Coolkat and RoooKie)

Ed: I think that people should just leave us alone. We're not going to go by their sick fantasies!

Al: Yea…I find it very disturbing that I, the Colonel, Envy, and many others can be paired with my Brother.

Ed: I'M NOT GAY!!!

Havoc: Do I at least get paired with cute girls?

Roy: Probably not.

Winry: Thank goodness I'm a girl…

Ed: It's called "yuri".

Winry: x.x ………

Riza: Some of those pairings are illegal, aren't they?

Ed: Yeah, but they don't care.

Roy: Obviously not.

Al: Okay, so, moral of story-

Ed: Fanfiction is bad.

My fish died, but came back to life. What are your thoughts on this? ((It's no joke, he seriously did!))

Why is my cat sleeping in a box?
-Akunen

Ed: Well, Al's the animal expert here, right? Al, what do you have to say?

Al: U-um…well, I'm more of a cat expert, but maybe you just thought that it was dead?

Izumi: You didn't perform a transmutation on it like my stupid pupils…did you!?

Ed & Al: U-u-um………

Izumi: (sighs) Calm down and finish your answer.

Al: Uh……right…anyway…Maybe it wasn't really dead, you know? Like…it was just not moving for a little bit, and you thought it was dead, but it really wasn't. And as for your cat, I've read that they'll like to snuggle into little places like that. If there are blankets in it, he (or she) will like it to keep warm. Also, it may use it to play in with any other cats or pets you may have.

Ed: What did you do, quote a cat book??

Al: No!!…I paraphrased it…

Since you welcomed weird questions...

Al, why do you wear a loincloth?

Havoc and Fury, how in hell did you get such awesome last names?

HughesHanajimaHilariaHypocrite

Al: Umm…Well, I didn't really have a choice; it came with the armor.

Ed: It'd probably look a lot weirder without it…and probably some questions would arise if it wasn't there…

Fuery: I dunno…luck, I guess? Are they really even that cool?

Havoc: Well, you see, one day, my mom met my dad. They went out, had a drink or eight, and-

Fuery: Havoc!!

Havoc: What, I'm just kidding.

Roy: You know, my last name is really cool, too.

Ed: You're named after a car. "Elric", on the other hand…(the author's school password…heh heh)

Roy: Oh, please!

A/N I wasn't sure if I should put this one up. But I did. In case anyone else needed clarification. Or whatever.

FMA Cast-
So Colonel Studmuffin is Colonel Fitzwilliam and - ask any JA fangirl - totally hotter than Roy. He's also known as Colonel Coolness and Colonel Hotpants... so Dwiggies are scary! Shoot me! Or not - thank you, Riza.

Jane Austen Girl

Everyone: Um…thanks?

I'm back and I still want Al to have a cat!!
C'mon Ed don't you want Al to be happy? Oh and can I have your autograph? You're my favorite character and so is Al! Okay to the questions:

Dear Roy Mustang,
Is there any reason you smirk alot and why do you enjoy picking on Ed?

Dear Envy,
Have you ever thought of changing your outfit? I mean it confuses people about your gender. Like when I first saw you I kinda thought you were a girl until people were calling you a 'he'. I'm just sayin'...

Dear Jean Havoc,
I hear you don't have any luck with dates and I have no idea why because you are absolutely cute. So I'll go out with you if you want.

kuri-chan

Ed: Al cannot have a cat, end of story, moving on.

Al: But what if I just-

Ed: (talking over Al) TO ANSWER Roy's question for him, he's just cocky.

Roy: Shut up. So what if I smirk a lot? Sometimes I think of things that cause me to smirk (nobody say anything, because it's not what you're thinking). Also, I pick on the midget because he's easy to pick on. If he didn't react like he does, I probably wouldn't do it as much. I'd still do it, because I'm older and his boss and I can…just not as much.

Envy: I swear, the next person who messes with me will-

Ed: (coughing fit) Woman. (end coughing fit)

Envy: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?

Ed: Huh? Me? Nothing.

Envy: I think that I have the right to wear whatever the h311 I want to!!

Ed: Yea, but it doesn't make it any less weird.

Envy: I'm gonna kill you…Again!

Ed: Pfft. Yea right. In what, your miniskirt?

Envy: THAT'S IT!!!

(fighting ensues)

Havoc: (with tears in his eyes) Thank you…

Winry: Only problem is, the probability that she (or any other girl that asks you out using this, for that matter) is under 18 is very high, so I'm pretty sure that it wouldn't be legal…

Havoc: Why must you always ruin my hopes…?

That's it for now cuz I've gotta go!! But a quick question for anyone who watches Orphen out there- I wanna cosplay as Cleao, but there's no outfit of hers that people could recognize me as……any ideas? Thanks and keep reviewing, I'll have more up ASAP!!!