AHH!! I'm so far behind!!! I'm so sorry!!! bowing repetitively Anyone know where I can find a turnaround of Aru-kun (Alphonse) in his human form, like in the movie? I'd appreciate it!!! Also, just got FMA manga volume 12 yesterday, so GO READ IT. NOW. Don't you just love the extras? On another note, I've decided that I'm not gonna cosplay Cleao, but my younger sister will, so…Orphen fans, help still? And if you don't watch that, it's GOOD……just not as good as FMA. Speaking of which…

Dear Jean,

I totally feel bad for you getting all your girlfriends stolen by the Colonel. I would go out with you, but then again I would ditch you for the Colonel in a second if he asked! haha Sorry that was mean, but sometimes the truth hurts. hehe

Dear Kain,
You are just seriously too adorable for words, I would totally go out with you too, and NOT ditch you for the Colonel!

Dear Ed,
I would totally date you, but I don't date guys shorter then me...HAHAHAHA

Dear Riza,
Everyone always puts you with Roy, but if you could choose anyone else to be put with who would it be?

Dear Maes,
You are the coolest EVER! Can I have your autograph? Plus what do you think about when people write stories about you and Roy in a 'romantic' way?

TheShadowedSparrow

Havoc: OH COME ON!! He's not that cool!!!

Roy: Then how would you explain all of my fangirls?

Havoc: Hey, I have fangirls too, you know.

Roy: Who like me better.

Havoc: …Oh, shut up!!!!

Roy: Is that any way to talk to your superior?

Havoc: …

Fuery: Thank you very much! But…I'm kind of seeing someone right now…

Roy & Havoc: WHAT!! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US!?!

Fuery: …I wonder.

Ed: $CR3W YOU, 81+CH!!!!!

Riza: I-I don't know. I don't have any interest in anyone particular, but if someone asked me out, I'd probably go out with him. Notice how I said "him"?

Roy: Soooo, How about you and me-

Riza: Get back to work.

Roy: …(sighs)Okay…

Hughes: SURE you can have my autograph!! But wouldn't you want my precious Elysia's, too? She can write her name now! And she can even-

Roy: You wanna get to the second question now?

Hughes: Oh, right. Roy and I are just friends; I do have a wife, you know. The people who write those stories are obviously missing something…I mean, I think I talk about my family enough, right? And I'd never cheat on Gracia, especially with a man.

Question for Roy My friend loves you but I think you know too much. Oh, and you are a piro piret.

Rose I don't have a question I just don't think anyone has talked to you yet.

Alphonse Heidrich You are Al's other right, so is Ed's other your brother or something?

Moofy-Fan

Roy: Everyone loves me. And lay off. My best Alchemy is with fire; that doesn't make me a pyromaniac.

Rose: Hi! Maybe you can baby-sit my son sometime, if you want to.

Al Hei: No, I actually don't have a brother. People in their world aren't necessarily the same as people in ours; for example, Ed and Al's mom could be a man in our world.

Ed: ……

Al: MOM!!!!!!!

I just want to say thank you for the advice. Me and my friend are now finally talking. You really helped out, I dunno what I would've done; I'm hopeless at this sort of thing (sweatdrops). Cookies for the whole cast (hands over truckload of cookies)!

I have a question for Schezka (I hope I spelt it right...)

Have you always been into reading books or is there another reason that you find comfort in them? I can actually relate to Schezka myself, I happen to be a huge bookworm, never leaving the house without one lol.

Ever grateful,
caspercat22

Winry & Schezka: No problem! We're just glad it worked out okay! (reach for cookies…)

Gluttony: (grabs all cookies and devour them)

Winry & Schezka: DX

Schezka: Aren't books just wonderful??? I've always loved reading them, ever since I was a little girl. I remember my first book was "Fingerling at the Zoo"…(A/N Anyone else see "The Number 23"? That's for everyone who did XD it was great!!) I do find comfort in them, too, though. If something bad happens, I'll go home and read a book. Oh, wait. I do that everyday…

Winry, between you and me: How do you REALLY feel about Ed? I think you two are a great couple!

Ironic-Sarcasm

Winry: If it was just between you and me, why would I answer it openly in this column? Anyway, if you want to know, there's an excellent quote where someone says something that contains the word "love" in the newest manga that came out #12, of course, and I'll even be kind enough to tell you what page it occurs on- page 126. (thanks to Patty-Chan for that info : )

Ed: (looking through the manga) Hey……How come I never knew about this!?!!

Winry: Because you weren't there.

Ed: …Oh.

Winry: He looks really hot in the preview for the next one, though, doesn't he? Heehee!

Al:
Please, for all of our sanities, give up on the cat. When you are an adult, and have a family, you can have as many cats as you want, but until then, a cat is a bad idea. How would you feel if you got one and Gluttony ate it? (Hypothetically.)

Ed: See? Someone agrees with the no-cat-for-Al thing. Oh, and you're incredibly cute. Not short at all.

Roy: I also think you're hot. Not much more to say than that.

Winry/Riza: I was reading a fanfic, and you were together. Would that ever happen? Well, once Winry's at a legal age, I mean.

Havoc: Again, I'm an insane Yaoi Fangirl. Would you consider hooking up with Roy and Ed? (He can't steal your girlfriends of he's with you, and I saw a fanart with the three of you together, and it was so cute!) Or maybe with Fuery?
Much love, Alykat2007

Al: If you hadn't eaten for three days and just wanted a piece of toast, would you give up on it?

Ed: …What does that have to do with anything?

Al: Well, I'm just saying, you should never give up!!! And if I can't eat, then I should at least be able to have a cat.

Ed: While I love your reasoning, NO. For once, someone agrees with me. DON'T FORGET THAT SOME PEOPLE THINK THE SAME WAY I DO. And thank you. I'm much more popular than the Colonel :P

Roy: She called you cute. She called me hot. Hot outranks cute. Owned.

Ed: ……Says who!?!?

Winry & Riza: (slowly look at each other and back) No.

Winry: We're just friends. Why does everyone do that???

Riza: See my response for the first question.

Havoc: Um……No. Never. Ever. I'm only into girls. Preferably, with big-

Fuery: You know this is rated K+

Havoc: -B--……hmm…lalala……

Heheheh...thanks for the guy-troubles advice! Okay, here are some questions for Envy!

Envy:
-Do you use gel or something, or does your hair do that naturally?
-If you could kill either Hoenheim or Edward, but not both, who would it be?
-Why is Wrath your mini-me?
-Are you and Dante more like partners-in-crime, is she on your List of People to Kill, too?

Envy: Since I can transform to make myself however I want it to, I obviously don't use that hair crap, but I guess it's not really "natural" either…Ahem. I've already killed Ed once, so Hoenheim needs his share of my anger. Wrath…just dresses like me. So what? I guess we look kinda similar, so what works for me, I guess Dante thought would work for him. And yea, we're "partners-in-crime".

Okay this time I'm 'semi' serious about some of my questions...

Ed and/or Al: Even though I am a creative guy, I still get jerks on my back. I've tried ignoring them, walking away, even the occasional 'I don't care stuff', yet none of it's working. What do you think I should really do about it? I'm already taking fighting classes...

Mustang: Okay, the last question I asked you wasn't more direct. I really want to know how not to be tongue twisted with girls. Any advice? And how exactly did you get to be so great with the ladies in the first place.

Kimbley: What's it like to be a bomb expert...or insane?

Envy: Why do you Homunculi wear black? Are you all trying for the gothic look? And haven't you heard of shorts or cargo pants? A lot better than what you wear. Also, why'd you turn into a dragon at the end? Why not something like from the DMC series?

P.S.

Ed: I was really short around fifteen, so I apologize for calling you short.

Al: Well, if Ed won't let you have a cat...how about a kumodo dragon? Or, a parrot that talks...it'll fun to listen to it with Ed.

And Envy: You actually are my third favorite character...it's just that you really need to work on your fashion sense...or at least get a decent hair cut.

DMC and FMA FOREVER!

Vyser Dragoon!

Ed: Who cares what those jerks think?

Al: Try not to get into fights, though…just keep ignoring them.

Ed: I say you tell 'em to ---- off, and if they don't, beat them up.

Al: Brother…Why do you have to be so violent all the time??

Ed: …Well, at least he recognized that I'm not short…but I don't like his dragon idea any better than your cat one…

Al: T-That's okay. I don't think I want one of those. And a parrot probably isn't such a good idea, either…

Roy: First of all, you have to be either cute or hot. If girls, or really anyone, tells you that you are, then you should have more confidence.

Ed: Or you could just use that scent thing that gets girls more attracted to you. There was this scientific study that our emotions are really just based on scent or something, so they did this experiment which proved that the people wearing that scent that these people invented got, like, twice as many dates. I'm not sure what it's called, and it's REALLY expensive, but I'm pretty sure the Colonel uses that.

Roy: I do not!

Ed: Because I'm so sure that girls just die for the smell of flames.

Roy: Actually, I was dating this girl a few months ago and-

Envy: Bad guys always wear black. And what the h311 is DMC? For your information, there is a logical reason for why I transformed into a dragon! For a while, Envy has been linked to serpents and such……if you want any more information, go look it up yourself!! Because I'm not gonna change my clothes or cut my hair!!!

A/N Funny story. I remember Envy's questions for this one, but realized I hadn't answered them yet, so I thought I'd skipped them (not having completely read this entire letter yet), so I went looking through my e-mail for over 15 minutes, then went to the reviews page for this and after about 5 more minutes realized that it was in this one. I'm an idiot. Lol. Continue!!!

Well, here's my first 'Dear Abby' question, or whatever...

Ok, so I like this guy, he has sandy blonde hair and honey eyes and he's a little short and he's SO hott (sheesh, sounds a little like Ed, $hi+)... he's also really nice BUT he keeps getting in trouble with his parents and I can't see him very much anymore... I don't know if I should still see him or not because it's sort of putting our relationship on strain...

sighs

here are some other things I wanted to ask/tell/e.t.c.:
Roy:
1)One of my friends wants to let you know she is yet ANOTHER one of your fangirls and has memorized all your songs...
2)I know you aren't insecure, I agree with Ed, you have a cockiness issue...
3)I finally figured out why Ed has more fangirls/is more popular than you. You two are like... apples and oranges, I guess (. ok...) right, so, Ed is young and vibrant, HOTT. You are... older, sophisticated. Dashing. We just happen to be the ones who like hot people.
Ed:
1) Hmm...about the hamster, what if Al kept it in his armor and didn't have to carry it?
2) Just give Al 1 dmn cat so people will leave you alone.
Al:
1) I love kitties too! I have 2, Scratch and Buddha(She used to be Chewie)!!
2) Did you know you have a lot of fangrls too?
Envy:
1) I know you probably hear this a lot but, well... stop wearing that stupid mini-skort.
2) Will you crotchet me a blanket?(LOL)

LUV YOU ALL (minus Envy)

Fullmetal Fangrl

Winry: If you love him and he loves you, there's always a way to work these things out. For example, you could just try to see him whenever you can with things like they are now. You could also talk to him about his troublemaking. Not that it would work on Ed……

Roy: Thanks to your friend. But I'm the hot one and Ed's…just see the fifth question/response. I don't want to be accused of being gay. Again. So if we're apples and oranges, who's what?

Ed: I think that's irrelevant at a time like this. And Alphonse CANNOT HAVE ANY PETS!!!

Al: Why not?????

Ed: Because I'm the older brother. Think about it. We don't have time for pets! So lay off, people!!

Al: But everyone loves cats!!!

Winry: Unless they're allergic.

Al: ……

Envy: …I knew it was a bad idea to say that. AND IT'S NOT EVEN A SKIRT!!!!!!

Well, that's all I have time for now!! Well…not really. But I need to get some pictures for my cosplay outfit. Also, I've been noticing a LOT of FMA question thingies popping up lately…Gee, I wonder why! I'm not stupid, people. Also, at times it's hard to tell what point in the series you're referring to, so if you're talking about, like, the middle of the anime, just note that if it seems like it may be confusing. And if I EVER skip your question, just resend it…or rereply…or whatever. I get so many, it's hard to keep track! I don't think it's happened yet, though…Anyway, go get the next volume of FMA and I'll see you next time!