So. I've got a bit of an A/N this time around. First off, I just wanna say that I wrote ALL of this in school (and possibly sacrificed my algebra grade) but I also had a snowday today, so that's another reason why so many are coming up. I really wanted to catch up so that I could start another fanfic. I was also considering raising the rating to T…but I'm not sure. So give me your opinions on that. And also I'm sorry that I have to kind of edit your entries, like taking some things out and censoring, but at times I'm kind of glad…For certain spelling mistakes that, no offense, almost made me crack up in the middle of history. Lol.

Armstong - Since I'm taking Mustang's advice, I've decided to go with a great body...any ideas on how to get started? Plus, how did you get so tall?

Envy - I just like bugging you. But seriously, I just saw you beat up Greed in an OVA and you moved up to the second spot on my top favorite character list. (However, in the second OVA where you were a chibi version of yourself, you acted like a woman! Heck, you made Breda, Havoc, and Fuery give you goo-goo eyes...and that's just creepy...) And now, I respect you and your choice in fashion. And as for my question to you is, where exactly did you learn how to fight?

Al - Sorry, I'm not listening to your advice, but hey...a guy's gotta protect himself from stupid jerks.

Ed - Thanks for the advice, but say these guys make me mad at all ends, how would you start off? P.S. What exactly makes you relax after beating up someone who called you short?

Vyser D

Armstrong: WHILE MUSCULAR BODIES HAVE BEEN PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG LINE FOR GENERATIONS, WE ALSO KNOW EXCELENT BODY BUILDING TIPS!!

Ed: Could you tone it down…just a bit…please?

Armstrong: Of course, Edward Elric!!! Now where was I?? Oh, right!! Well first, you should start out small, something that you're comfortable with, then as you become stronger, move on to more difficult exercises. And don't forget a healthy diet!!!!

Envy: I guess I learned on my own, pretty much.

Al: That's okay " I was never really one for fighting anyway.

Ed: I guess I'd start off by snapping their necks or bashing their faces in.

Everyone: …0o…

Ed: Well, that might be illegal. So I guess I'd ease them into it, make some wise cracks just to p1$$ them off. Then kick 'em in the b11$ a few times, maybe. That should keep them off your back for a while, don't you think?

Winry: Ed doesn't calm down. Have you ever noticed? He just gets distracted by something else and sort of forgets about it for a while. Otherwise, there'd be no end to his rage!!

Ed: I totally agree with you on the cat thing. I have a cat and it's a major pain to find someone to watch her when we travel, but I understand Al's side, too. So I thought long and hard, and I think I've come up with a solution that will make both you and Al happy. How do you feel about tamagotchi/nano pets? 'Cuz if you don't care, I have one of a cat that Al can have. No mess, you don't have to buy food, takes up virtually no space, and if you leave it for a couple of days its still ok... So will my idea work?
Kat

Ed: The whole point of my not wanting Al to get a cat is that they're a lot of work to take care of. Even a virtual one would be hard to keep alive for long, knowing us. Sometimes we wouldn't be able to care for it for days or even weeks at a time. Sure, it wouldn't be the same as losing a real pet, but something tells me that, either way, Al's going to get attached to it. And anyway, even though it was kind of you to think of a solution, he's never going to give up on a real cat.

This is a Dear Abby for Winry (and Ed too, I guess)

So there's this guy, we've been friends since we were little, and we got together about six months ago. It started out lovey-dovey, I mean our relationship is long distance! But nowadays, when he comes back to see me, when we're not fighting, our relationship is nothing but angry, hardcore, M rated "stuff"
What should I do, I mean, beating him over the head ain't helping!

Winifred Stonewell

Winry: Above all, he needs to respect you. If he's doing something to you that you don't want him to do, get out. Now.

Ed: And even if he does respect you, if what he's doing isn't what you want, you should really talk to him.

Winry: Either way, you need to talk to the guy. Maybe he just thinks that it's what you want?

Ed: But you should know that long-distance relationships don't usually work out for long. If your relationship is this rocky, he might even be cheating on you. But who am I to say; I don't even know the guy.

Winry: Still, there's always that possibility. In this instance, it's probably best to just be friends. You don't want to end up hurt, because if it continues, and you're unhappy, that's a high probability. So if you're gonna break up with him, like if talking it out doesn't work, you should do it nice and easy, not full of anger, because for one thing, you could end up hurt, and for another, you may not remain friends afterwards. But I suggest talking first, and then if that doesn't work out, go ahead and break up.

TO Edward:
-GOD DMN1+ LET AL GET A FREAKIN CAT!!
-Ahem...well and also what would you do if (in the movie) you saw another version of Winry? Would that make you content enough to stay there, seeing as you had another Al?
-BTW you are NOT short, you're only like 9 months older then me and are 2 inches taller than me...we should just start a 'we're not short-just fun-sized' club...I'll get on the t-shirts!!
-Have you ever considered dating Rose?

TO Alphonse
-Get a cat anyways, Ed can't control you forever! As long as you're the one who takes care of it, it shouldn't matter (Huh Ed?)
-I think you look cool in Ed's outfit...but hmm, can't decide who looks better.
-You have such a cute voice!

TO Winry
-You are so pretty! Honestly...wow, just had to say that and I would love to have automail! I know that sounds weird but I would! It's cool...I love your work!

TO Rose
-You are so pretty too! You know what? So is Hawkeye, you three are just gorgeous! I like Lust too...hmm yeah but anyway Rose your hair is sooo cool, and I love, love, love your eyes!!

TO anyone who can't do Alchemy
-Are you ever jealous of those who can do Alchemy? (I know I am!)

TO anyone...
My favorite pairings are Ed/Rose...Ed/Winry...Roy/Riza.
My friend likes Ed/Envy or Ed/Roy...personally I dislike those pairings (no offence to those who like them!)

-PEACE OUT ALL!

P.S
I SO WISH I COULD DO ALCHEMY AND BUILD AUTOMAIL! YOU ALL ROCK! I love you all so much I can't choose a favorite character!

inuyashas-numberone-girlfriend

Ed: GOD DMN1+ NO! But for your next question, that Winry (I've never been to a winery, I don't drink) would probably be quite different from the one that I grew up with. She (or he- there's always that possibility!) could be a total b1+ch, or just as kind as this Winry. I'd still want to go back, though, either way, with Al. Um…a club? Just don't expect me to wear the t-shirts. Though I guess that black with white or red text would be okay…Maybe…And Rose? She's nice, but no way would I date her. I don't like her like that, and she doesn't feel that way about me; Dante was just controlling her. Besides, she'd got a kid. That'd be kind of awkward for me.

Al: YEAH! She's right!!!

Ed: NO. Is a cat more important to you than your older brother is?

Al: …No…Oh, and thanks for the compliments! Contrary to popular belief, the outfits aren't totally the same; the boots and shirts are different.

Winry: Thank you so much! 3 No one's ever really said that to my face before! I'd give you automail, but you'd have to rip your arm off first. And as Ed can tell you, it's VERY painful, though once you get it, it's really great! So, what can I put you down for?

Rose & Riza: Thank you very much for the compliments  (A/N Did you know that these two have the same voice actress?)

Havoc: Not really. I mean, there's no Alchemy to make a girl fall in love with you…right?

Hughes: Alchemy's overrated. Like I've said before: It's a contest of freaks!

Winry: I'd actually like to learn Alchemy, but I'm too busy with my automail.

Riza: Why would I need Alchemy when I'm so good with my gun? Besides, I wouldn't want to get caught in the rain like the Colonel literally did.

Rose: While it can be helpful, Alchemy can also ruin peoples' lives. I'd never want to do that.

Gracia: I think it would be an interesting thing to learn, if only I had more time on my hands.

Question for Al MY FRIEND KEEPS CALLING YOU THE IRON GIANT! MAKE HER STOP, I HATE THAT MOVIE!

Fletcher (1) I named my stuffed animal tiger my friend gave me that I can't sleep without after you, what do you think?
(2) Do you think rebellious thoughts wile others are asleep?

Wrath If you don't eat the red stones, will you eat rock candy to make you feel better?

Moofy-Fan

Al: Iron…Giant? Am I really that scary?…

Ed: While we really can't make her stop, I'm sure that you could find a creative way to…

Fletcher: Um…I guess that's okay. It's kind of cute, I think. And no, I'm not a rebel at all.

Wrath: Why would I wanna eat that? I mean, sure, I eat the red stones, but they're not really stones. And anyway, why would I wanna give up the stones, the tastiest food ever, for a bunch of plain ol' rocks?

I have a question for...hmm...Ed, and a few for others.

Ed: Don't you ever leave your coat at home? Or even take it off?

Al: I just would like to say hello and that my friend and I are always trying to get a cat for you.

Roy: How do you eat an Oreo?

Hoshi

Ed: Yes…did you just start watching? While that jacket is my favorite, and my trademark, I guess, and it's probably what comes to mind when you think of me, I pretty much stop wearing it around the time that we go back to Yock Island. I don't wear it at all in the movie; Al does.

Al: Hi! Yes, I believe that, with our combined efforts, I'll finally be able to get a cat!! So everyone-

Ed: Give it a rest!! Don't you ever get tired?

Al: …No, not really.

Winry: You guys have to understand that when Ed makes up his mind, he won't change it back. He's very stubborn like that. So pretty much, until their traveling days are over, Al's not getting a cat.

Roy: Um…is this a trick question? (A/N Have you ever had Golden Oreos? Lol that's what I had for lunch the day that I wrote this. And this just happened to be the one I wrote in lunch. So pretty much I gave some of my friend some Oreos and observed lol)

Ed: What, are you too stupid to know?

Roy: No, it's just very random, and there are many answers. You could stuff it in your mouth, eat it in 2 or 3 bites, open it and eat the icing…If you mean me personally, I've never had one before. They don't interest me.

Ed: You're more interested in women…

Roy: Yes.

Ed: …Underage women.

Roy: …No.

Dear certain people I'm addressing this to,

Wrath: You're so adorable! If I could, I'd take you home, but I've been told not to because that's kidnapping.

Fletcher: You're also adorable! I'd take you home too, but that's apparently still considered kidnapping...and your brother probably wouldn't like it if I did.

Greed: You're my favorite Homunculus! If you could have any of the other Homunculi joining you, who would you want?

SplitPersonalities

Wrath: I'm not supposed to be cute!! I'm Wrath! I'm supposed to be mean, angry and scary! And it isn't so easy to kidnap a Homunculus. Usually we're the ones to do the kidnapping.

Fletcher: Yeah, my brother would be pretty mad. We're really close. But thanks…even if it was a creepy kind of compliment.

Greed: Thanks, kid. And I'd probably want Wrath. He's probably the only one who would listen to me, and he can do Alchemy to boot. Remember when he first came into the picture and I wanted him to join my little group?

I'm baaack. lightning crash in background

Anyways...
Archer: runs away

Scar: What were your feelings when your older brother died? And do you have some sympathy for Al, because he's a younger brother, too?
And now, the Forbidden Question...
What is your real name? dons army helmet and ducks behind bookshelf (to somewhat reduce her chances of getting blown up for some irrational reason)

bibliophile

Scar: Obviously I was upset when he died. In case you haven't noticed it throughout the series. I can honestly say that I do have some sympathy for Alphonse; I can connect to him a little, I think. Some things in the series show this. My real name? You really want to know it? Too bad.

I've got a few questions for the FMA cast!

Ed: - Why don't you just admit that you're so tiny that even an insect couldn't see you without first looking into a microscope?
- I've seen on the net pics of you and Roy kissing! What do you think of that?

Ed & Envy: Oh, come on guys! Everyone already knows that you love each other! I'm pretty sure even Al figured it out! Why don't you just admit your feelings! (Oh, and I'd like to see a kiss too! LOL)

Roy: - If you're so obsessed with mini-skirts, why don't you wear one yourself?! (so then I can take photos and send them to Riza ! I'm sure she'll like 'em !)
- Aren't you jealous that Ed has more fangirls than you?
- I love fire too! Will you teach me how to use your Alchemy?

Armstrong: Can't you get rid of those stupid pink sparkles ? It looks girly... (especially the color!)

starlight-phenix

Ed: WHO ARE YOU CA-

Winry: (whacks him on the head with her wrench until he's knocked out) I don't think that you'd live through that if he continued, and this would defiantly cease being K+ rated.

Roy: And I can honestly answer, for the two of us, that we will never, ever get together in this lifetime. I don't know about FullMetal, but I, for one, am not gay.

Envy: Even it I was gay, or a woman, of which I'm NEITHER, I'd never love that b$+rd's son! I detest that family!!

Al: Yeah. And I know for a fact that Ed doesn't love him.

Roy: I like the way girls look in miniskirts. Not men. I'm not gay. You could never get me in one of those things. You could send me a picture of Riza in one, though…(A/N At AnimeNEXT last year, at the beginning of the FMA panel, Vic Mignogna said "Colonel Mustang is dead sexy!" at which everyone cheered, and after a pause, he continued with, "In a miniskirt!!" This totally reminded me of that. I even drew a picture of Mustang in a miniskirt…lol) Also, I'm not in any way jealous of Ed fangirls. Mine are more supportive, greater in number, and hotter.

Winry: You don't know any of that!!

Roy: True, but no one would support that midget like they support me.

Ed: (in unconscious sleep) Who're you…callin…a mid…get…?…

Winry: …Even in his sleep…

Roy: …Anyway. I'm not that great of a teacher, though I think that it's great that you love my specialty of Flame so much. Just how old are you, anyway…?

Armstrong: BUT MISS! THESE SPARKLES HAVE BEEN PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG LINE FOR GENERATIONS!! HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY SAY THAT THEY LOOK GIRLY??

Um...hello. n.n Love everyone of ya'll, 'cept Winry and Dante, and Rose, and Noa, and...

Just one question right now...

HOW THE H311 DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT THE RISEMBOOL RANGERS ARE?!?!

Especially you Ed!! I'm shocked!!

Look...the RR is a FANGROUP for ED'S voice actor Vic Mignogna. Who PWNS you all...'cept Ed and Al.

So how could ya not know?! What, ya stupid?

What's next, you not knowing what the Miniskirt Army is ROY?! Or the Armor Army AL?! Or maybe even the Sparkler Peoples...that's Armstrong, I think...

Oh, I lied, I have a second question.
Dante, why are you such a b1+ch? Pardon my French, but what the fjck is wrong with you? I hate you, and murder you several times in meh fanfics. n.n

Ayumi. Peace out, yo.

Winry & Rose: We can see why you don't like those other 2, but why not us? Because we're girls that are often paired with Edward?

Ed: What do you mean voice actor!? Who the h311 is this Vic guy!? (A/N This may seem kind of confusing, but to them, we're not real, they are. It's kinda like that. I guess. So that's why they don't know.)

Roy: I think that "Miniskirt Army" is a kind of obvious name for my fanclub.

Al: And "Armor Army" for mine…And "Sparkler Peoples" for Armstrong.

Roy: The point is, a lot of people live in Risembool. The whole thing is a bit confusing for us over here.

Dante: Really. And I can easily make you into a new stone. I'll be needing a new one soon, anyway. And if you don't like that idea, I'll just send some Homunculi after you…

A/N When I read this in school, I was actually eating chocoPocky…it was also the day that I introduced it to a lot of my friends…lol

I'm back!! -eats chocolate covered Pocky-

Everyone: Who wants some Pocky?

Armstrong: First off... Hi... also say hi to your sister for me... and can you dance to the YMCA song?

Hughes: OMG! HUGHES Hi! Um... I want your knives... Can I have them?

Barry the Chopper: Hey! ...First... No question for you... Second don't slice me up... and... I love how Roy made you sound like a total idiot on the phone in Manga # 10!! MUWAHAHA!! XD

Lust: Yay more questions for you...don't you feel special? Anyway... In Manga # 9 Why did you wear your hair like Trisha? It's not like Havoc has seen you before... plus I don't think Ed or Al would have showed up...

Al: Hi... sorry about the armor cat... but anyway... Were you disturbed with Lust sitting on you in Lab. 5? Cuz... she was just sitting on you because of her high heels... probably... since high heels hurt after a long time of wearing them (has been wearing high heels... and they do hurt!!)

Shoushin

Winry: I love that stuff! 3 Oh, that's it, Havoc! Girls love chocolate!

Havoc: ………GIVE ME THOSE THINGS!!!

Armstrong: YOU CAN SAY HI TO HER YOURSELF!!

Katherine: Oh! Um…hi!

Armstrong: ISN'T SHE CUTE? AS FOR THE YMCA, THAT'S MY FAVORITE SONG!! (does the YMCA)

Hughes: Haha, oh, you're too kind! Sorry I can't give you my knives, but would you like to see some of my beautiful daughter Elysia instead?

Barry The Chopper: But I really want to chop you up!! And the fact that you liked Roy making an idiot out of me just makes me want to do it more! I can't help it! I just L 3VE chopping people up!!!

Lust: I didn't do it on purpose. What, I can't change my hairstyle for a date? Would you have preferred pigtails or a braid?

Al: Heh heh…That's okay…really…I'm just glad that she didn't kill me. But I understand that certain shoes can make a person's feet feel uncomfortable.

Wrath You are awesome and I love your hair. I wanted to cosplay as you but I cut my hair (cries)

Russell Hi Mr. Seashell

Russell and Fletcher Russell is 14 and looks 16 but Fletcher is 13 and looks 10, how is that? (confused)

Moofy-Fan

Wrath: Thanks…but if you really wanted to cosplay me that much (whatever cosplaying is), then why did you cut your hair in the first place? Don't you ever think these things through?

Russell: I'm not even going to ask…

Fletcher: It's not my fault that I'm so small!!!

Russell: At least you're not as short as Ed. But it's okay. I guess that I just got the tall genes and you the short ones. But I liked you how you are.

Fletcher: Me too! 3

I have a comment/question for Envy. I was reading that little Alchemy Book Text 7 that is inside the DVD case for DVD#7 Reunion on Yock Island and the part where it had character info for you, it was referring to you as 'he or she' as if even they didn't know if you are a he or she... Are you a shim?

WhiteWinged Alchemist

Envy: DMN ALL OF YOU PEOPLE!!!!

Ed: Well he wears a miniskirt, so he's obviously a woman!

Envy: ARE YOU ALL DUMB!?!? I'M A MAN! I'm gonna kill you, pipsqueak!!

Ed: I'd like to see you try!

Hoenheim: Let me elaborate. At that point, Envy still hadn't remembered his true form, so to avoid spoiling things for the readers/viewers by putting in a "he", they left it with a more mysterious "he or she".

That's it for now! I typed this over the course of a day, and I still have 2 more reviews for next time. For St. Patrick's day, my mom got me the final FMA DVD!!!!! XD As well as Bleach #2 and a CD with random anime songs, so I'm in a REALLY good mood. I also made my cousin an awesome Sasuke themed card and just had hot chocolate. And it's still snowing!!! I'm going to start typing up some Clash of T3h Animes and A.V. Chronicles, so check those out! Hope everyone has a fantastic weekend, and I'll be back on Monday with a not as long (maybe) column. Lol!