I .Need. A. Life. Seriously, I need one REALLY badly. And I'm sorry that things aren't bolding, so I'm gonna italicize your comments. I have no idea why it's doing this. Anyway. Just wanna say that I think I know why Ed doesn't want Al to have a cat. After seeing how freaking retarded mine are, he doesn't wanna risk getting some that are like mine. Just kidding ;P

I have three questions...the first one is for Ed: Honestly...why don't you like milk It's really good.
This one is for Envy: Can you kill Winry...PLEASE! (I'm a Winry hater...sorry Winry!)
And Roy: I come to you with this question 'cause you have the most experience with love...You see...I really like this guy...who's a couple of years older than me. BUT he's my cousin's best friend and I don't want to jeopardize that relationship that my cousin and his friend have. Do you think I should lay off this guy? Thanks. I LOVE YOU ROY!

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Ed: Because! It's this gross, opaque liquid that just tastes horrible!

Winry: You know, if you drink milk, you'd probably-

Ed: Don't even go there.

Winry: I'm just saying, milk helps you grow…Oh, and please don't kill me.

Envy: Well if it would p1$$ off the midget, then why not?

Winry: BECAUSE I'll BEAT YOU OVER THE HEAD WITH MY WRENCH IF YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT TRYING ANYTHING!!!

Roy: If he's older, I'd say go for it.

Ed: YOU'RE NO HELP!!!

Roy: Hey, you heard her. I do have the most experience in love, after all.

Ed: That doesn't mean you're good at helping other people with their love issues!

Roy: I don't know, FullMetal. Isn't there a girl you like?

Ed: ………

Roy: I thought so. Well I'd say go for it; you never know what's gonna happen until you try!

Question for Ed:

Do you get easily distracted?

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Ed: No…

Roy: He has severe ADD…

Ed: I DO NOT!!! If anyone had ADD here, it's YOU!

Hello... again! -ish playing with a toy vibrating hamster-

Wrath: You don't know what cosplaying is? Well I'll explain it to you... Cosplaying is when people dress up as various characters from different shows...Also... this is your new pet! -holds out the toy hamster-

Envy: I'm actually getting fed up with the miniskirt thing... so I'll explain... sigh... okay... It's not a miniskirt... it's actually shorts that have extra fabric around them... okay... there I solved everything!

All Homunculi... again: I know you all don't actually have parents... but I made you all a Mother! -brings Humanoid Gate out- She's actually the Gate... but now it has a humanoid form!!

Humanoid Gate: Hello... -she waves to the Homunculi-

(Just to warn you all... Humanoid Gate has her hair like that one scary girl from the Ring. Also the little black creatures that are in the Gate are actually future Homunculi!)

Shoushin

Wrath: (devours hamster) Why would people wanna dress up like other people?

Envy: You're dead on! That's exactly what it is! See?

Homunculi: ……

Envy: Yeah what the h311 is that.

Wrath: (clinging to Sloth) I already have a mommy! So leave us alone!!!

I am back my loves (Envy & Ed)!

Sorry, but I love to just bother you two!! WHY DON'T YA'LL JUST KISS ALREADY! Just make some of the fangirls happy!! Just a peck, even on the cheek!! After that we'll all leave you two alone, even me (maybe grins)!!

Also, (to Envy)(not a question) I saw your 'true' form in the manga, and I gotta tell ya, it made me a bit scared of you...

Also, Ed, I found this cat that reminds me of you a lot!! Why don't you let Al keep this cat, here's some pics of him...

http://i33. sure HE can fight!

Your loyal (not crazy) fan,
Sweetkittens

Ed & Envy: No.

Envy: Well, good. I'd be questionable if you weren't scared. It's supposed to be scary.

Ed: I'M NOT A CAT!!! Now he really can't get one.

Al: But Brother!!! He looks just like you!! (petting Ed kitty)

Ed: Why would I want a cat that looks like that? It's pretty weird.

Al: Yeah, I guess you're right…So then, as long as it doesn't look like this, can I get one?

Ed: No.

Ed and Russell: Ok well my sister and I have come to the conclusion that Ed is a tomato and Russell is a stalk of corn. ED LOOK OUT THE TOMATOE BANDENT (Sasuke Uchiha) AND HIS SIDEKICK (Neji Hyuga) ARE GOING TO GET YOU (fanfic by my friend)!

Al (Manga)- After being at the gate so long do you hate the color yellow, I know I would.

Wrath- No I don't, I don't think things though, at all. Well as for the question, I need to hurt my friend (the one that calls Al the iron giant) but all I have is a stupid pencil, can I borrow a weapon of mass destruction?

Moofy-Fan

Ed & Russell: What the-…

Russell: What would give you the idea to do that?

Ed: Do I look like a tomato to you???

Roy: Well, with that red jacket on…

Ed: Shut up.

Roy: I'm just saying…

Al: Um…no. Yellow's a pretty nice color, I guess.

Wrath: Just get Gluttony to eat him.

Gluttony: (attention has been caught)

Wrath: See? He'll get rid of your friend for you.

Okay, first I wanna say, YOU ALL ROCK!
Schezka-
-I know how you feel with being made fun of about books, it happens to me all the time, do you have any advice about how to avoid people?
-Ed
-You are always being called short, and it's not true! You're taller than most the people I know!, But...I get called short a lot, too, do you have any advice for me? And my friends that watch FMA say that I'm like a mix of you and Mustang, what should I do?
-Al
-Why don't you get a huge cat and train it from a kitten, I mean Ed can't make a fuss if there's a tiger about to help him take out Dante, or anyone...
-Envy
-You don't wear skirts, and it's rude when people say you do, but my question is this...
My best friend has the biggest crush on you (yes she is a girl) and the thing she wants to do most in the world is kiss your stomach, weird, I know, but what would you do if she did it and got away?
Wrath-
-You confuse me so much...
Lust-
-...Why did you just sit there talking while Wrath killed you?!
Greed-
-This guy I know acts so much like you, it scares me, and he's never even heard of the FMA series, or you, could you explain that?
Roy-
-Please leave Ed alone? Just for a little while? Please? I mean, just like 1 minute... Also I am as big a procrastinator as you...Any tips? Also, please comment on last question I sent to Ed.
Riza-
-Your one of my favorite characters because of how you handle Roy, you'd never actually shoot him though...would you?
Winry-
-I feel bad for you, you always have to worry over what stupid thing Ed's doing next (no offense Ed) and he never calls unless he's broken his arm or leg, how do you feel about that?
Havoc-
-I'm so sorry for you...
Hoenheim-
-Does it make you sad that Envy is constantly trying to kill Ed?...and you?
Pride-
-You scare me...
Gluttony-
-I bet if you went to Jenny Craig, you'd feel a lot better...Why do you eat people?
Armstrong-
-Why don't you just keep your shirt on?
You make my little brother faint...
And last comment to everyone
I did a poll in my hometown of fangirls and guys:
90 Ed fangirls
6 Havoc
2 Al
2 Roy

50 Winry
20 Schezka
5 Katherine
25 Riza

Roy...Al...I'm sorry...

Neverforgotten Alchemist

Schezka: Umm, I just usually ignore them. I'm usually so into my books that I don't notice, anyway.

Ed: SEE? I'm not short. You should just kick their $$es…it works for me. As for the "mixture of me and Mustang thing"…just stop being like Mustang.

Roy: I'd say stop being like Ed. (I'm obviously not leaving him alone.) Hmmm tips for procrastination? I'll get back to you with that.

Al: Um…When I say "cat", I kind of mean "house cat"…Brother would probably annoy a tiger so much that it would eat him…

Ed: Would not.

Envy: Thanks. As for your question, she wouldn't get away.

Wrath: That's not my problem!

Lust: I was going to die anyway. It didn't matter.

Greed: Humankind's greatest sin is probably greed. Maybe lust if you're a guy. Maybe pride if you're a girl. But probably greed for the majority of people. The guy's probably just acting naturally.

Riza: Thank you. I haven't shot him yet, though I'm sure that we'll be working together for a while to come…

Winry: Heh, that's okay. Boys can be such idiots sometimes…But mostly Ed.

Ed: Hey!

Winry: It does hurt me that we hardly see each other anymore, or at least talk, when we used to be so close. But I know it's a very Ed-ish thing, so I can usually tolerate it at least. Though when he comes home, he does get a whack on the head with my wrench for it!

Havoc: Isn't everyone…

Hoenheim: Envy really isn't my child any more. I'd be more offended if he still was and continued trying to kill us. Though I wish he'd stop going after Ed.

Gluttony: People are yummy…

Armstrong: BECAUSE! YOU WOULDN'T BE AS OVERPOWERED BY MY MUSCLES IF I KEPT MY SHIRT ON!!

For the poll results:

Ed: Yeah! Told you!

Havoc: I guess some girls do love me… (sniff, sniff)

Roy: You must not have asked many people…

Al: That's okay

Winry: Wow. I guess I'm pretty popular 

Schezka: Wow, really? That's amazing! Who knew so many people lied me!

Katherine: (blushing) Thank you…

Riza: Thank you very much.

A/N Thanks so much for you little comments at the ends of this "letter" and the last one! I feel special

Dear certain people I'm addressing this to,

Wrath: Your anger is what makes you so adorable and you don't look scary (to me) at all. If Dante is ever mean to you, I'll gladly eliminate her for you.

Greed: If you ever met Kimbley again, would you get revenge on him? Also, your teeth are really, really pointy...like a sharks!

Dante: You're an old woman!! All dirty and wrinkly and turning to dust.

SplitPersonalities

Wrath: Hey…Thanks, I guess.

Greed: …Again with the shark-like teeth. I'd kill that guy in a heartbeat- he betrayed us for those dmn State Alchemists, after all! Hmmm, or should I make it slow, and painful?

Dante: I see I have many new candidates for my new Philosopher's Stone…

Hi guys! I'm back! And I have a few questions!
But first I'd like to say I'm VERY disappointed at Edo and Envy. sighs heavily well, I guess you're just too stubborn to admit it... Anyway:

Roy: -I got pics of Riza in miniskirt! You want 'em?
- Oh, and for your question: I'm not gonna reveal my name, but I'm taller than Ed. That should be enough to teach me alchemy, right?

Ed: -Just curious: How many times in your whole life have you been called "short"?
- Honestly: do you think you're short?
- Who would you like to end with: Winry or Rose? And you can say none of them. Personally I would prefer Winry...

Armstrong: If you wanna keep the sparkles, at least choose another color! (A more manly one)

For any FMA murderer who feels like doing it: KILL ED! (Sorry Edo-kun, I like you but I'm just in a bad mood today!)

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Ed: Well after saying that you want me dead, I'm obviously not going to do anything with Envy!!!! …Not that I was gonna, anyway…

Envy: …So you really have had feelings for me all along? You sicko.

Ed: NO!!! SHUT UP!!

Roy: You need to ask?

Riza: I think you'd better get back to work. NOW.

Roy: Send them to me online. My e-mail address is-

Riza: NOW!

Ed: People call me s-s-

Al: Short.

Ed: Shut up! All the time. So…yeah…

Al: Brother's too embarrassed…heehee!

Ed: I am not! And I don't think I'm short because I'm NOT!

Armstrong: What's wrong with these???

Just some random questions this time!

Gracia: If you weren't married or dating Maes, would you go out with Roy?

Breda: You're totally awesome even though no one has said so yet. Do you feel under appreciated at work?

Roy: Are you close to Elysia? Do you ever baby-sit her or anything like that? I always make you two close in my fanfictions. Also, since Ed does look kind of girly with his long blonde hair, small stature, and sweet little face; could you make out with him and forget he actually is a boy?

Everyone: What are you people's middle names anyways?

TheShadowedSparrow

Gracia: No…I don't think so. Roy just isn't my type. Besides, I think he's madly in love with Riza.

Roy & Riza: (blushing furiously and stuttering)

Gracia: See? I have a knack for things like that.

Breda: Not really. Sometimes I tend to fade into the background a bit, so I guess I feel a bit left out here and there, but I don't really mind.

Roy: Well, she's my best friend's daughter. I don't really have the time to baby-sit her, but sometimes I visit her and Gracia. While Ed is very womanly-

Ed: I AM NOT!

Roy: -Are too. I know he's a guy and would never kiss him. Ever. So don't think that we ever would.


Hey! I'm here again with more questions. Oh and Havoc, Winry is right about the age thing...I'm only 14. Sorry! I feel so bad for you! You definitely need a hug (hugs Havoc). Okay question time:

Dear Ed,
Oh please, please, please, please, please let Al have a cat?? See! Look what you did,you've reduced me to begging. Why are you so hard to convince? And WHY do you hate milk? Is it because cats also drink milk?? Also you never did give me an autograph that I wanted in my questions before.

Dear Al,
I'm supporting you all the way. Can your autograph too? So how many times do you think you've been mistaken as the FullMetal Alchemist?

Dear Envy,
Sorry if I made you mad. I didn't mean to, I was just curious. So anyway at the end of the series did you have to kill Ed? I nearly cried at that moment. Why did you do it?

That's all
kuri-chan

Havoc: I knew it…

Ed: No, no, no, no, no, Al can't get a cat, dmn1+! And I just don't like milk!!! Cats have nothing to do with the matter!!! I guess you can have an autograph, though…

Al: Thanks for your support!

Ed: It's not gonna work…

Al: How can you say that, Brother? Anyway, of course you can have my autograph :3 Umm…I've been mistaken for Ed many, many times…Let's see now…

Ed: God, Al, don't encourage her!

Envy: …Because I hate him.

Uhm. Okay. That's it. I can't stay in character any longer. I was gonna do at least one more question, but now I have 2 looming over my head for Wednesday…sigh…So yeah. I'll work on those in school. I'm really, really sorry that I couldn't get to them, because I REALLY wanted to, but I'm getting sick and I'm trying to find some Hagaren Song Files songs lyrics…No luck for the ones I actually NEED…but that's okay…let me suffer, Internet! I also scraped my knee up cuz I was pretending to be as cool as Ed…heh heh…So I'll be back on Wednesday, hopefully completely better, because on Wednesday I'll have had my only lunch that hasn't changed…(see my LiveJournal if you wanna know more about THAT situation…) Till then, peace OUTT!