Sorry there was no chapter on Friday, but I had to go to Tae-Kwon-Do for longer than I'd planned. And I can officially make my hair look like Ed's!! But it's a bit longer. Still, I got the bangs working! Plus everyone's been calling me short lately, so thanks for the comebacks! I think there was a question last time that asked if Al was sick of the color yellow, and I learned the other day that the color yellow makes you feel sick (apparently), like if you look at it. Anyway, I wrote a lot of this at the doctor's, waiting for several hours, so let's get started!!

Ok...lets make a deal. Ed you're not short...but Al's cuter than you. Winry you're not the prettiest person in the world but your one of the prettiest. Envy you're not the most handsome...but you're handsome. Wrath hee hee you are the cutest lil boy though.

And respect for Izumi and Riza...you kept everyone's $$es in line. Did you two even meet?

Wrath: Why did you want to die with your mommy? You still got Sig, your daddy.

Envy: Well, apparently after the movie you're still alive but stuck in the gate...what the h311 are you gonna do there?

IaMnOtDrEaMiNg

Ed: I already know I'm not short, so I'm not really getting anything out of this deal, now am I? And since Al's the little brother, it's almost guaranteed that he's cuter than me, cuter meaning more adorable.

Al: But if you mean "cuter" in the context of a girl calling a popular boy cute, then I think that Brother's "cuter" in that way, since more girls seem to think so.

Winry: Thank you  I know I'm not the prettiest; I've traveled with Ed and Al a bit so I know that. But I think that Izumi is beautiful, don't you agree?

Riza: No, we never met. I never even knew about her.

Izumi: I hate the military, so as similar as we may seem, I'd probably ignore her had we ever passed each other on the street.

Wrath: I don't like that man!! Sloth was my mommy and I loved her! If she had to die, then I wanted to die along with her!

Envy: How should I know? Maybe I'll crochet some blankets. NOT. So don't ask me to! There are more…things in there that'll keep me company or whatever, I guess.

Hi, guys!

Ed:
-Have you ever considered that you'll very likely die at the end of the manga? Just curious.

Lust:
-How do you keep your nails from shredding? Do you need a manicure once-an-episode or does the sharp pokiness come naturally?
-Do you think of yourself as Lust or as the Ishbalan woman from your memories?

Dante and Envy: You should kill Hohenheim. Very painfully.

--The Siacatmesecat

Ed: Well that's really optimistic. Thanks for the support, encouragement, and such a bright outlook on life!

Lust: It comes naturally. I can control how long they are and everything, so I don't really need to worry about anything like that. I also think of myself as Lust; perhaps I was supposedto have been that woman, but she's a completely different person from who I am now.

Envy: We've been trying to for a while. Trust me. He's just a hard person to find when he doesn't want to be found.

I'm annoying you all to death by now aren't I? Be truthful...

Ling- In the manga, you are definitely one of my more favorite characters. It's refreshing to see that now-a-days! But here's my question, you hardly use your sword, to what extent of swordmastry do you have and what form of style is it?

Ed - All in all, your advice has been good so far. And you're right to not let Al have a pet. But what about you? Haven't you ever wanted a pet? And if you say cat, that'll make me mad...cats and I hate each other for some reason...

Mustang - I feel all the more confidant already...

To anyone - Music selections anyone? And what do you think about crossovers when you are paired up with characters from there?

And to Greed - You ever tried investments? You could get rich quick if you played your cards right...

Vyser Dragoon

Ed: No, you're not. Really.

Envy: As long as you aren't trying to pair up me and the FullMetal pipsqueak, we should be okay.

Ling: Thank you!! xD As a Prince, I of course had to be trained with a sword, but due to the fact that there are many of us Princes and Princesses, my training was not very extensive. However, if need be, I have enough skill to kill a person. The style of swordsmanship is Xingian, so even if I told you it's name, you wouldn't know it.

Ed: Thanks. And I know. I won't give in. Actually, I like animals. When I was younger- remember that flashback in "Flame vs. FullMetal"?- I'd wanted a kitten, but, like how I'm refusing Al, my mom said that I couldn't keep it. Den, Winry's dog, kind of acted as my pet, too, since we were always together like brother and sister.

Mustang: See? I'm great at this!!!

Ed: Yeah right…Er…next question…you mean our favorite music?

Al: Brother and I don't get the chance to listen to music all that much…

Winry: Sometimes, when I'm working on automail, I listen to our little radio. I don't have a favorite song in particular, but I guess you could say that I like rock. Not like death metal or anything, but you know what I mean.

Rose: I haven't listened to a radio since "father" Cornello.

Roy: Me and Hughes listened to jazz sometimes when we got together off duty. Sometimes I'll turn on the radio to one of those stations when I'm at work.

Ed: Crossovers are okay, unless they're really messed up. Sometimes they'll even pair me with a girl, if I'm lucky.

Winry: I've been paired with ninjas a lot…hmm…I wonder if I could make automail out of their shuriken…?

Roy: Like Ed said, as long as they don't pair me up with any guys…

Winry: Some of the guys are very obnoxious, and some are very…emo. The girls, I think, I could make friends with any of them.

Greed: True, I suppose, but I want to have fun getting rich.

Ed: Why are your clothes tight? I mean Al's version looks so much more comfy.

Envy: Crochet me a blanket. With this comes a booklet on how to crochet.

Wrath: Really though...why would you ever want to fully become Ed...like really I understand Al but...Really?!!

IaMnOtDrEaMiNg Ed: What's "comfy" for one person might not be for another. Plus, I've been wearing pretty much the same clothes for a really long time. We have to travel pretty lightly, you know, so after a while, they become a bit of a tight fit. Al wears pretty much the same clothes (most of them were mine) but he's a bit smaller than me (hard to believe, I know).

Envy: I WASN'T BEING SERIOUS!!! Come on, people!! Does it look like I can do anything artsy and creative??!

Wrath: Because I already had two of his limbs. It would be easier for me to just take the rest of Ed's body rather than to go through the trouble of finding and obtaining Al's.

Ed, I just want to tell you this encouraging story :)
At my old school we went on a camp trip. We were playing this game called "Predator And Prey" out in the forest and we each had to be a particular kind of animal. Some of the animals were predators and some were prey, and there was this whole food chain thing. The teachers were disease, natural disaster, and a hunter. One of the teachers, Mr. Gaines, was practically a giant. My mom estimates he was 6'5" or something. I was up a tree (I got to be a squirrel) high enough that this guy couldn't get my, which was scary. My friend Izzy, who was about 5'1", came to see where I was. He saw her and started to come after her, but she escaped through the bushes that he couldn't fit through. So be happy. Even if you're not as tall as other people, that can be used to your advantage.

Kagemaru8462 Ed: Um…okay…I guess that's encouraging…

Roy: But the question is, how much later did the girl get captured and how many other kids did the teacher get? There are many more benefits to being tall.

Ed: Oh yeah?? Like what?

Roy: George Washington, a General in the US Army during their Revolution, was VERY tall, especially when riding on his horse, and during the battles, he never once got shot.

Ed: That's just some dead guy who had some luck.

Roy: You're just jealous that you're wrong.

Ed: Like h311!!

I just wanted to ask my fav charaters EVER some questions!

For Ed: (YOU ARE FRIGGING COOL)
1) You are the big bro and you make the rules, so you don't have to let Al have a kitty (Because cats totally get me P.O.ed)
2) You like Winry so deal with it (Several hints in the manga! I have proof!)
3) You aren't short! All those people are just jealous because you have a gift! You're like the best Alchemist EVER
4) Have you ever been SERIOUSLY injured by Win's wrench? Ya know, to the point where there's some "brain damage"?

For Al:
1) You are awesome but I still don't like cats
2) Thank you for keeping your brother in line for the whole series. How do you have that much patience for him?
3) What were the best advantages of being in an empty suit of armor?

For Winry:
1) Winry, you have to be my favorite character, I frigging idolize you! Well, that's cuz I love mechanics! (My grandpa has a metal arm and it is so cool, but he doesn't trust me cuz I'll tinker with it. (
2) You know you like Ed so why don't you two just make out already?
3) Tell Ed that hitting him with a wrench is just a sign of affection! (It could be!)

For Mustang:
1) You are so cool (but not as much as Ed) and have you ever gotten burnt by your own flames?
2) Have you ever cried about being useless in the rain?
3) Royai is awesome so just get with Hawkeye already! You're a playboy don't you have some kinda moves?

For Riza:
1) You may be his subordinate, but you overpower Mustang to no limit. You're the man, he's the mouse.
2) What's you favorite type of gun?
3) Is it easier to use 1 heavy gun or 2 handguns?

For Greed:
You $uck. P

For Envy:
You are a bad guy but you are awesome! (Same goes for Lust)

Hoheniem:
1) You abandoned your kids; you $uck! I don't have a mom and Ed and Al's died! Where were you? GONE!

Love, MegaSliferSlacker7

Ed: Thanks. Yes, that's my reasoning, too. As for the Winry thing: No comment. No matter what I say, be it the truth or a lie, somebody would get upset and I would get hurt. Physically. And I completely agree with you on #3. As for your question, I've never exactly gotten brain damage, but I have been knocked out a few times. Maybe small bits of amnesia from time to time for about a minute, but nothing permanent.

Al: Ohhhh, why not? They're so cute and soft and sweet and-

Ed: -And you're not getting one…

Al: Well anyway, thanks. I guess it's because he's my brother, so I have more patience with him than most other people do. Hmmm, and for your third question, I guess one is that it's tougher to be killed. Had I been human throughout our journeys, I would have been dead several times over. Also, since I don't have to eat, it saves us a lot of money, and if we ever had to, I could carry things inside of me, like Marta.

Winry: Thanks so much! I could make your grandpa an automail arm, if you'd like. And he could switch back and forth so that you could tinker with each when he's wearing the other! Um…and yeah…I guess some people could see hitting him with a wrench as a sign of affection.

Roy: Please. I'm much cooler than him. I'm so skilled that I've never accidentally burned myself, but once or twice when I was still in training I burned a few other people. Not much, though, I mean, no one died and nothing was permanent. Do I really look like the man who would cry over something like that? Hawkeye's not as easy to win over as some other women; if I tried any of those "playboy moves" on her, she'd probably shoot me or something.

Riza: Thank you. Somebody has to keep him under control. I, personally, think that two handguns are easier, which is why I prefer them.

Greed: So do you.

Envy & Lust: Thanks.

Hohenheim: Thanks for making me feel better. Don't blame me for your personal problems, okay? I never wanted to leave them, but it would only benefit them if I left. I only wanted what was best for them; had Dante found me there, they all would have died.

A/N The first question made me do quite a bit of research…

Ok question for the Sins What are the 7 virtues, cause ya, I need to know, and if you know, with is everyone's like opposite thingy?

Al You are so cute! Well anyway what do you think it would have been like if you ever got to meet your other, ya know Heiderich?

Wrath WHY, WHY, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE!?

Al H. I made my friend watch the FMA movie and now she is one of your fangirls, but umm she like emotional recks like umm Gaara, from Naruto, so watch out, OH and if you and Al E. ever got into a fist fight, who would win?

Moofy-Fan

-(They're all going to list the Virtue that's most nearly their opposite.)-

Lust: Prudence.

Gluttony: Temperance.

Envy: Faith.

Greed: Charity.

Pride: Hope.

Wrath: Justice.

Sloth: Fortitude.

Al Elric: Heehee! Thanks so much! I guess it would be really interesting if that could happen.

Wrath: Because the writers thought that I was so cute that they had to kill me off.

Al Heiderich: It's good to know that I have a fangirl out there. Um, personally, I don't think that we'd ever get into a fist fight, or a fight of any kind, really. If we, for whatever reason, did, though, he'd probably win, since he's stronger, and doesn't cough up blood.

A/N (yes)

Ed:
1. You're really not THAT short, I mean you're the exact same height as me! Well, except I'm younger than you.
2. YOU ROCK! I love you! I also hate everyone who says that you and Winry should get together because you're MINE!! Oh and by the way, shorter guys are hotter! Though you were SO HOTT in Conqueror of Shamballa (I own it!) (glomps you)
3. I totally agree with you on milk! It's sick! It always tastes sour .

Al:
1. Sorry Al but I agree with Ed on you not getting a cat. I have 4 and they are a PAIN!
2.You are just so cute! As armor AND human! (glomps you)
3.(whispering) Here, Al. (hands him a kitten) Don't let Ed see it!

Roy:
1. You are AWESOME!
2. I'm just like you if anyone even mentions work of ANY kind, my day is ruined. (so in short, I hate paperwork and stuff too!)
3. I LOVE Flame Alchemy! Can you teach me??

Wrath:
1. OMG you are just the cutest thing ever!! I wish I could take you home! (oops, sounded a little like Michael Jackson there, sorry)
2.You are my favorite homunculus!

Envy:
1. I like your palm tree hair!
2. Why did you kill Ed that once? It almost made me not like you anymore! Almost.
3. Did you know that so far I have seen no boy cosplay as you? They're all girls.

Dante:
Well I just plain don't like you!

Hughes:
1. I don't know why people get so annoyed when you show them pictures Elysia. I think she's adorable!

Kain:
(glomps you) You are SOO cute! I love you!

Havoc:
1. I would gladly date you! If I weren't Ed's soon-to-be wife, or under-age.
2. Smoking kills.

Riza:
1. You rock! You're my favorite girl in the entire show!
2. How do you deal with Roy? If I had to put up with him for more than a day I would probably kill him (no offence Roy!)

Love you all! (except the girls cuz, you know, ima girl so ya.)

Sincerely,
CrimsonTears2

Ed: (sweatdrops) Thanks.

Al: And also she's a girl, and girls are usually shorter than guys.

Roy: So in other words, you're pretty dmn short.

Ed: …… . I AM NOT A PUNY LITTLE PIPSQUEAK WHO NEEDS TO WEAR HIGH HEELS IN ORDER TO MAKE HIMSELF SEEM TALLER!!!!!

Winry: Nobody ever said that, Ed.

Ed: Um, well, anyway, thanks. You're not going to try to kidnap me, are you? I just find that a little unnerving… And yes, it's official: Milk is disgusting.

Al: I just want one, not four!

Ed: You're still not getting one. AND YOU CAN'T CONTRADICT YOURSELF!! First you say Al shouldn't get a cat, and then you go and give him a kitten? Shame on you! (gives kitten back)

Roy: Thanks. Yes, paperwork is quite an evil thing indeed… (sighs)

Ed: You big baby. Get back to work.

Roy: You can't make me. I outrank you.

Ed: Same goes for Riza, but she gets you to do your work anyway.

Roy: Because she has a gun.

Ed: So what? The Flame Alchemist, is afraid of a little gun?

Roy: Speaking of Flame Alchemy, I'll only teach you if you wear a miniskirt during our lessons.

Riza: I think you're a little too busy to be a teacher.

Roy: Haha…Haha…Right…

Wrath: Thanks…

Envy: IT'S NOT A FREAKING MINISKIRT! I MEAN, PALM TREE!!

Ed: So you're a palm tree in a miniskirt…

Envy: This is why I had to kill hi!

Ed: At least I have some guys cosplay as me.

Envy: Listen, squirt. I'm a guy. Not a plant, not a woman, but a guy.

Ed: Oh-kay, whatever you say…

Dante: New body or Philosopher's Stone, body or Stone…?

Hughes: I know! So that means you want to see pictures, right?

Fuery: Heh…Thanks?

Havoc: Oh, come on! What's so great about Ed, anyway??

Riza: Thank you. Believe me, it's not easy.

FYI - all these pertain to the MangaVerse characters.

Ling - CAN'T YOU SEE LANFAN LOVES YOU!?!?!?! Do you love her back? WHY DID YOU HAFTA BECOME EVIL! sob Please marry LanFan and make all us fangirls happy...

LanFan - I LOVE YOU! You're so awesome, and so cute, and I love your loveness to Ling, cause you know you love him!!

Roy - You and Riza need to hook up. Like now. Seriously. Your love is so canon, it hurts that you're not making out in every scene. KISS RIZA, DAMNIT!!

Riza - You are the most awesome woman I know. Keep up the good work.

Hughes - I love you. Seriously. You are the best father and husband around, and best, best friend to Roy, and you shouldn't have had to die, and you just ROCK man. Seriously.

Barry the Chopper - You're the coolest man. You can chop me up anytime!!

Lust - You are hot. And sexy. And cool. But DMN YOU FOR HURTING HAVOC!!

Havoc - You'll find a girl, don't worry!! Please don't go gay!!

1st Greed - I love you. Like, seriously. And your gang - awesome. You really cared for them, didn't you:(

Ed - You're short. waits for reaction but you're so awesome. I love your attitude!

Al - You're such a good brother. Keep it up!

Winry -Just kiss Ed now, dmnit. He won't make the first move.

Elysia - OH WHO'S A CUTIE? WHO'S A CUTIE!?!?! YES YOU ARE! YOU ARE!

doryishness

Ling: Hahaha…let's not give away too many spoilers now, shall we? I can't exactly think about marriage until I find the Stone, anyway.

Winry: You asked me to marry you.

Ling: …Well of course I meant after I obtain the Philosopher's Stone!!

Winry: Riiight…

LanFan: Thank…you…?

Roy: Yes, well. If she didn't try to shoot me every time I tried to make a move on her, maybe we could've gotten somewhere by now.

Riza: I think that I would be disappointing all of the fans who say they love how I keep you in line if I didn't.

Roy: That's not excuse!!

Hughes: Seriously? Thanks so much. I appreciate it all. And I know, I really wish I didn't have to have died!

Barry the Chopper: Heh, heh…I'll be at your house around eight. I mean!…I don't know where you live!

Ed: (coughing spazz) Stalker.

Barry the Chopper: You should get a cough drop.

Lust: Hence the name "Lust". Sorry, but it was something I had to do.

Havoc: "Please…don't…go…gay…"?

Ed: Don't worry, if you dated Envy, you could switch back and forth from gay to straight and back again and it would always be okay!!

Envy: ……Who was that meant to insult??

Havoc:…Don't worry, I'm not going to go gay anytime soon. Or, actually, ever.

Greed: Yeah. It was kinda sad to see them go. Really sad.

Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THAT HE NEEDS TO REACH UP IN ORDER TO PICK A DIME UP OFF OF THE GROUND!?!?! (A/N Can't you just visualize Ed doing that? Lol)

Al: You're lucky she likes your attitude…Oh, and thank you.

Winry: You're telling me. But I can't do anything now; he won't have time for love or anything like that until he gets their bodies back. But when that time comes…I dunno…maybe…

Elysia: (: Heehee! You sound like my daddy!!

Elric brothers: I don't like the Ed/Envy or Ed/Al pairings because you're all related. But Ed, you and Roy could have a love/hate relationship, and I just love those pairings. Besides, Roy's dark and you're light. Yin and Yang, you balance each other out. Also, Roy knows what it's like to make mistakes like yours. He (could) understand and help you forgive yourself. And vice-versa for you, Roy. But I could also be clinically insane and the nice men in white jackets will come for me soon. Either way, I can dream.

Alykat2007

Ed, Al & Envy: THANK YOU.

Envy: Technically, the midget and his brother aren't really related to me. They're related to the person I was supposed to be, that dead body (though I guess it'd be a skeleton by now) buried somewhere underground.

Ed: I think that we have a "like/hate" relationship…But not "love"…We're just friends. Who hate each other.

Roy: How can I be dark when I make flames? And isn't one of those used to represent female?

Ed: I think it's the dark one. Aka you.

Roy: But I should really be light, or white, since I make flames, and you should be dark, since you work with metal, therefore making you the girl. And besides, your hair is longer.

Ed: Or the nice men in the white jackets will come.

Roy: Or that.

Okay hi.
Al, you and your brother have a pretty hard life. You are usually the more mature of the two of you. But you are being unrealistic about the cat. And everyone is over-reacting. Do you really want to drag a cat from place to place? I hear it's hard on cats to travel a lot.
And as for the inhabitants of the Devil's Nest (my favorite characters) WHY DID YOU ALL COMMIT SUICIDE!?!? I mean technically you could argue that you didn't, but really you all sort of did. You all could have avoided it if you had tried. I think the "suicide by revenge" idea was particularly dumb, no offense. Also, what was it like in the Devil's Nest before you all died?
Envy, don't get mad at me. I am merely giving you an opportunity to explain what you have been denying the whole time. If it's not a miniskirt, then what is it?

Kagemaru8462

Al: Umm…yeah…I guess so…Um…I don't know!

Ed: You're being destroyed by logic again…

Al: No I'm not!

Dorchet: Really, we were all protecting Greed as well. But, hey if you can do two things at once, why not at least try? We were pretty much $cr3w3d anyway.

Marta: The Devil's Nest was a really great place…We had some good times there, with Greed. It was probably the best time of most of our lives. It was a h311 of a lot better than the military and Lab 5, that's for sure.

Envy: Okay, fine. It's like that other guy said: It's like shorts with some extra material, but NOT a skirt/skort. It is it's own kind of clothing.

A/N My mom was reading this over my shoulder at the doctor's. "I can't see Roy sewing" is what she said. Followed by, "We should've gone in by now. What's taking so long?" lol.

Dear certain people I'm addressing this to,

Roy: I resent the "sewing is a girl thing"!! My dad can sew and he's pretty good at it and your remark sounded sexist.

Homunculi: Which one of you do you think has a better/cooler power?

SplitPersonalities

Roy: Fine. Sorry. What I meant is that guys don't normally sew. I mean, really. Can you see me sewing?

Ed: (coughing spazz) Yes.

Lust: Well, seeing as none of the rest of us can do Alchemy, I envy (A/N Lol) Wrath's ability.

Greed: Same goes for me. I wouldn't mind having all of them, though. I guess Envy's would be good, though, and useful for obtaining whatever I want.

Sloth: I could use Pride's Ultimate Eye, so I could always keep an eye on my sons. Just kidding.

Hi! It's me again with more questions:

Dear Roy and Ed,
I think that both of you are hott but, see the problem is that I can't decide who is hotter. So how am I supposed to chose?

Dear Winry,
What made you become interested in mechanics?

Dear Riza,
I kinda think of you as the female version of James Bond since you're so cool with the guns. So how many guns do you own? Do have a favorite gun you like to use? And which gun do you think is more effective: machine guns, shotguns, or pistols?

P.S.
Almost forgot Ed, how about Al getting a robokitty?

Bye!
kuri-chan

Ed: Easy. It's me.

Roy: No, flames are hottest, therefore making me hotter than you.

Ed: But if you heat up metal, it's even hotter.

Al: So you're saying that when you're together, you're really hot…by being together?

Roy: I…guess…

Ed: …Maybe?

Winry: My grandma and my parents. My parents were surgeons, and that pretty much goes hand in hand with automail, and my grandma as been an automail mechanic since she was…well, my age!

Riza: Um…okay, thanks. I don't have as many guns as most people think, probably around six or seven. I also have more old ones, but they don't work anymore. My favorite gun is a pistol, which I think is most effective.

Ed: I don't think so.

That's all for now! Oh, and for those who were wondering (which was, what, a resounding 2? Lol) I didn't go to the doctor's because of my cold which is now gone. No worries  I dunno how much I'll be able to get done on Wednesday, since my sister wants to go on to watch AMVs and type up a Naruto fic, so I may take that time to start my next FMA story. Since the A.L. Chronicles thing kind of sucks so I'm taking it down. But the one I'm starting will be good, I promise!! Lol. 'Till then.