I see that the bolding/italicizing thing is working nicely…yay! Just a few things before we begin. I was looking through the Thesaurus the other day, trying to find a synonym, and I happened to look at the word "power". A synonym for this is right hand or right arm. Also, just because a character in here says they've done something doesn't mean I have. So if Scieszka says she's read a certain book, don't ask me about it, because I probably don't know. Lol. Finally, I wrote most of this in study hall when the police came in and did a drug sweep of our school. Just in case people like to know when I write these things. So let's get started!!

Dear certain people I'm addressing this to,

Ed: How's it feel to be paired with almost everyone, courtesy of fans? Do you not care at all or find it disturbing?

Greed: What do you think of Ling (since he's technically the new Greed)?

Hughes: Your daughter is really cute, I'd babysit her for free whenever, if you'd allow it, of course.

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Ed: Obviously, I find it very disturbing to be paired with men. And some girls. Like Dante, for example…But some girls are okay. Pretty much, as long as I'm paired up with a girl, it has the potential of being okay. With guys, it's just all wrong.

Greed: I've never met the guy, per say, but if he's the new Greed, he can't be all that bad. As long as he doesn't make an idiot out of himself, or something.

Hughes: ISN'T SHE THE CUTEST LITTLE GIRL YOU'VE EVER SEEN!? Gracia's usually home to take care of her, though, and we don't usually get the change to go out together all that often, but when we do, I'll give you a call!

To Ed:
1. PLEASE marry me? Please...? Puppy dog eyes

To Gluttony:
1. There's this guy named Jordan that I really, really hate and he's a real jerk to me. Could you eat him?
2. I think you're the cutest homunculus (Everybody else thinks I'm weird for that).

To Hughes:
The knife thing is so cool! I love that episode where you stick it through the guy's hand, that was just so freaking awesome!

To Scieszka:
So, you believe in aliens and love books... I have the perfect thing for you! My favorite book series, Animorphs is about aliens. You just HAVE to read it!

To the Tringham brothers:
1. How many times have you actually used the Elric brothers' identities?
2. Do you have to use Ed and Al's names for EVERYTHING?
3. You guys are cute.

To Hohenheim of Light:
What's with the 'of Light' part of your name?

To Dante or the sins, or whoever else has evil thought running through their heads:
Before Gluttony eats Jordan, do you have any suggestions on how I could make his life a living h311?

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Ed: I think that I'd be disappointing millions of fans if I agreed to marry any one person at this time. That and everyone I didn't agree to marry would come after me with everything from wrenches to pitchforks.

Gluttony: Eheh, heh, heh…Yes!

Hughes: Thanks so much! It takes a lot of training to get so good, so I'm sure you can find some sort of a moral in there somewhere.

Scieszka: Thanks, but I've already read most of the series! But I can recommend some other series to you, if you'd like.

Fletcher: I try not to, but Russell does a lot.

Russell: I do not! Only when I have to. Like for the Philosopher's Stone thing, and the time when we really needed those books and they wouldn't let us have them any other way. We actually rarely use them now.

Fletcher: Thanks!

Hohenheim: It's nothing really important. Years ago, people had things like that following their names. Kind of like "so-and-so The Great". Since I'm an Alchemist and when you perform Alchemy, the transmutation causes a bright light, I suppose that's where I got that part of my name.

Greed: Liquify him (A/N That was kind of an inside joke for anyone who's read the manga and went to the FMA Panel at the 2006 MangaNEXT in NJ…Maybe the Meadowlands? If you wanna know more, just IM me or something. My screennames are in my profile).

Lust: Stab him.

Sloth: Drown him.

Dante: Torture him slowly and painfully.

Um…yea, please don't do anything like that, okay? Someone could get arrested…lol.

Hello again! waves at everyone I just have a couple questions this time around.

Ed & Al: Seriously, how in the world did you two not get swept up in social services, orphanages, etc? I mean after your mom died, you didn't have anyone and even after you moved to Central, you're both technically underage so you would at least need a guardian right? So...why don't you? How did you two get away with that?

Roy: If Riza ever started dating someone else, what would you do? Oh and even if Havoc did go gay, would you steal his boyfriends, just because you could and it would upset him? lol P.S. You're so great, you just make me do the dreamy sigh and stare off into space. I love you!

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Al: We lived with Winry and Auntie Pinako for a while in Risembool. She pretty much adopted us. And then we stayed with Izumi-sensei…

Ed: And if I can join the military and travel around, I think that I can pretty much take care of myself.

Al: I guess that Amestris isn't as strict as your world in that way.

Ed: It would be like asking us about school. (A/N It was briefly in the manga but never in the anime)

Roy: Well, really, it's none of my business. I'd be very interested in the matter, though…I'd probably have to check it out.

Riza: Please. Even you're not stupid enough to stalk me.

Roy: Heh, heh… As for your second question, I might, as long as people didn't think that I was gay.

Havoc: I AM NOT GOING TO GO GAY!!!

Roy: Yes you are.

Havoc: …No!...You know, something tells me that I'll only be safe if I go bi…

Roy: Be my guest.

Havoc: I'M NOT GOING TO, THOUGH!!!

Hi Again!!

Ed:
1.Ew I had to have milk last night . (no barfy emo's:( )
2.No I'm not going to try to kidnap you.

Al:
1.My friend might cosplay as you! She loves you!
2.You're the coolest! (gives Al another kitty)...(I'm very stubborn)

Roy:
1.I have a skirt that goes up to a little above my knees. Will that do?
2. Its ok that you're afraid of Riza, she has guns!

Wrath:
1.I wanna adopt you!
2.Its sad when you sacrifice yourself that one time in Conqueror of Shambala... I almost cried:(

Envy:
1.I never said it was a miniskirt and your hair looks cute like a palm tree!
2.My friends all call you the psychotic cross-dressing palm tree:( it makes me sad. (huggles you)
3.I might cosplay as you:D

Hughes:
1.I'd love to see some pictures!!

Fuery:
1.I love the episode when you're trying to find a home for Black Hayate... so cute! (you and the dog!) (huggles you)

Havoc:
1.:( Did I make you sad? I'm sorry! But I am under-age.

Sincerely,
CrimsonTears2222

Ed: Milk is the ultimate evil!!!

Al: Worse than Dante?

Ed: Well…no…but it's up there!

Al: Thanks! (starts running)

Ed: Oh, no you don't! (chases after Al and the kitten)

Roy: Hmmm, sure.

Riza: I don't think so.

Roy: Um…sorry?

Wrath: Um…thanks…I think…

Envy: IT'S NOT A PALMTREE!!! You people are terrible.

Al: You killed my brother and you're calling them terrible!?

Envy: …Well good luck cosplaying me. If you wear a miniskirt I'll kill you.

Roy: Did somebody say miniskirt?

Riza: Back to work!

Hughes: Alright! Here's one of Elysia when she-

Ed: Um…maybe you should do that over here… (pulls him to the side)

Fuery: Thanks

Havoc: It's okay…At least you didn't try to get me to go gay…

Those are all the questions I have! I'm gonna start typing my next fanfiction now, entitled "Like You", so check it out once I get it up, okies? And send in some more questions! Till then!