Thank goodness it's Spring Break or I'd NEVER get to all these questions!!! Thanks for your continued support. I'm beginning to read a bit of RoyxEd, by the way. It was by accident, but it's not as bad as I thought. But, sorry guys, I'm still a fan of EdxWinry, though I hope the answers haven't been/won't be biased in any way…Anyway, I also wanna say thanks to the people who put in a little comment or two for me personally…Sometimes there's not really anything to say in response, so I just wanna say thanks here!
I'm back! ((thunder crashes in the background))
Ed: Was it weird when you first got your automail, because your arm and leg were moving, but you couldn't feel them? And did you ever accidentally knock something over because you couldn't feel them? Also, what was your first reaction when you first found out that people paired you with Roy, Envy, and even sometimes (God forbid) your brother?
Al: Your voice is so cute! Ahem, when was the first time you brought a kitten home/asked Ed if you could get a cat?
Roy: Oh, so that's how it happened. And by the way, it's not sexy unless you're smiling. When you're being emo I just wanna lift up that eye patch, let go, and let it slap you in the face. Are you sure you're not secretly a pirate? And does the limited sight affect your ability to dodge?
Riza: Yes, Roy is definitely often an idiot. I love the episode in the anime when it was raining and you kicked him down before he could start fighting Scar, because he was so single-minded at that moment that he didn't realize that wet gloves can't make a spark. My friend and I were laughing so hard at that.
Dante: Yes, it is rather violent, isn't it? I'm awfully proud of myself for that one. Nyeh? A homunculus? Hah! I'd like to see you try! In case you hadn't noticed, I'm not exactly dead, otherwise I wouldn't be writing to you. Besides, which homunculus would I be? As far as I know (which isn't very much considering I haven't read the manga, yet) all the spots are/have been filled. And you'll never take me alive! I hope you get eaten by a great white shark. Or Envy.
Hughes: Sure! I would love to join you and HisokaYukiko! Your daughter is adorable!
Envy: Well, if you're not going to crochet me a blanket, then at least make me a macaroni necklace. A preschooler can do that. Just don't eat the noodles, Envy-kun.
I'll be talking to you guys later!
Neassa-chan
Ed: It was more painful than weird. Just because I couldn't "feel" them doesn't mean that I couldn't control them…After a while. I guess it was kind of hard during the rehabilitation to figure out everything, but I am proud to say that I've never knocked anything over like that.
Winry: What about my grandmother's vase?
Ed: They don't need to know about that. Besides, I fixed it. Er…Ahem, anyway, all I can say is that I'd REALLY prefer if I was paired with a girl. It's kind of frightening at times, you know? ESPECIALLY with Alphonse…
Al: Thanks! Um…I dunno, it was a really long time ago…wasn't it the cat by the river?
Ed: I thought it was the one in our tree house.
Al: Or maybe it was the one I found on our way back from school.
Ed: No, that was before the river, but after the tree house.
Al: Oh…hmm…That was a long time ago, so sorry, but I can't really remember ':3
Roy: I can act however I want to, because I'm not a pirate.
Ed: Yeah, like I said, he's a piro.
Roy: Shut it. After I'd gotten used to it, it didn't really affect me as much anymore, though I'd prefer it if people didn't attack me from that side.
Riza: Yes, isn't he, though?
Dante: I'd kill you first, obviously. You could be the new Lust, considering she's dead in both the anime and manga at this point (well, they're all dead in the anime, but still).
Envy: ARE YOU INSANE!!??!? NO, I WILL NOT MAKE YOU ANYTHING! You're lucky I don't kill you!!!
Hello... it's been a while... MUWAHAHA!!
Winry- Thanks for the advice!! I'll use it!! But... I need to borrow your wrench to do so...
Ed- I thought you would be the one to say to beat my ex up... but I like Winry's advice better... cuz... I'm evil... so yeah... but thanks anyway!!
Roy- This is about what you said about Juliet Douglas aka Sloth, you do know she's a homunculus with water abilities... and you're the Flame Alchemist... not a good mix... But Brittany (My friend who loves you and Sloth as a couple) says go for it... then she went all crazy and jumped around all happy and stuff... Oh and she was screaming for you two to get married...
Sloth- What do you think about all this?
(Rest of questions will have to do with the Chibi OAV video that is a party after the movie.)
Lust- You are very emotional when you're chibi...
Scar- What was up with you and Lust wearing the jogging suits??
Hughes- OMG! I thought that it was really cute how you were showing Elysia to Dante but I think you were scaring her...
Shoushin
Winry: ……Did I ever say you could use my wrench? Get your own! (A/N Sounds like Aaron and his bowl…lol ACTOR COMMENTARY!!)
Ed: She's very protective of her wrench…And you're welcome, anyway.
Roy: Um…no. I kind of meant it as a joke so…haha? Please. I'm not that much of an idiot.
Sloth: I think that I'll have to kill him. And possibly your friend, too.
Lust: …Sooo?
Scar: Do you have a problem with our choice of fashion or something? Do you? Because if you do, I can fix that…
Hughes: Scaring her? Nonsense!! Everyone loves looking at pictures of Elysia!
Ed/Roy: No dodging this question, it's only hypothetical. If you two did get together, who'd be on top? Personally, I'd think Roy, because he's older and more experienced. (No offense Ed, but you could pass for a girl if you tried.) But, in a fanfic I read (Gold and Charcoal, on this site, it's awesome if you like Ed/Roy) Roy managed to become Ed and Al's pet. So Ed was in control. I could also see something with Roy being chained up... Oh, with a collar? Maybe I'd better stop before this gets too graphic? Well, bye!
Alykat2007
Ed: …Whatever floats your boat (since it's not going to happen).
Roy: Hypothetically speaking, I'd say that you're right.
Ed: Hypothetically, of course.
Roy: Of course.
Dear certain people I'm addressing this to,
Greed: I'm sure Ling won't screw up...I hope at least.
Ling: If you dare mess up as the new Greed I'll kill you in your sleep.
Riza: Is it hard keeping Roy and the others in line? Also, Black Hayate is adorable, teach him well.
SplitPersonalities
Greed: You and me both.
Ling: I'd like to see you try!! Do you really think that you could kill a homunculus? And anyway, my body guards would come after you if you tried!!
Riza: Yes, it is. Especially the Colonel. I'll do my best with Black Hayate, too, so don't worry.
Riza: Is there ever an actual, in-the-text explanation for what happened to the rest of your family? Like your mom? Also, a couple of fanfic writers assume that you are General Grumman's granddaughter. This one knows that there is a line in the anime that alludes to this, but other than that, is there any canonical evidence or is this just fandom?
Roy: After a long, intense discussion of the candidates running for President next year, this one and her friends have decided that you should join the race. But...you'd have to be pro-2nd Amendment or else Riza might hurt you...
Roy and Riza: If you die in the manga, which one of you do you think should go first, and how? Please answer!
--The Siacatmesecat
Riza: No, so you might as well stop searching at this point. Maybe you'll find out later, but for now, no.
Roy: Is President anything like Fuhrer? If so, I'll gladly take the job. And what's this "Amendment" thing? I'd rather die first protecting Hawkeye; she is a woman, after all, so I'd give my life to protect hers.
Riza: No! I joined the military so that I could protect you; of course I'd give my life for yours!
Roy: …How about neither of us dies, okay?
Riza: Sounds good to me.
Hoshi-Ryuu again,
1. Russell- How did you get so tall? Yet you're taller than Ed.
2. Fletcher- I have a green hat, do you want one? Its a little bigger, but you can grow into it.
Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL HE COULD GET STUCK IN THE RIDGES OF THE QUARTER AND NO ONE WOULD NOTICE HIM THERE BECAUSE HE'S SO SMALL!!???
Russell: No one ever said that. Munchkin. Anyway, I'm not going to tell you, because then Ed might try to get taller.
Fletcher: Don't listen to him; it's all genetics. Sure, I'd love a hat!
OK, Question for Dante- CAN I BE A HOMUNCULUS!?!?!?! PLEASE!
Wrath- I once read this fanfic and it made me believe that you were stalking Al from in between the series and the movie, were you?
Ed & Al - WHA! I read an Elricest fanfic by accident and it was cool. EXCEPT FOR THE ELRICEST! (is scared)
Russell- You are my buddy (inside joke with my friends) but I think you should die so Fletcher can make a comeback and have more screen time.
Moofy-Fan
Dante: No.
Wrath: …No.
Ed & Al: No!
Russell: Um, no.
I got some questions...
Roy: WHY DON'T YOU JUST CLAIM ED FOR YOURSELF ALREADY? YOU BELONG TOGETHER! OH! AND you're SUPER, SUPER HOT! YOU ARE ON FIYAH, BABY!
Ed: We all know that you're so cool and beautiful and hotter than Roy and... and FOR GOD'S SAKE! YOU'RE PERFECT! Get together with Roy already! Why don't you try crossdressing, Ed? You would look so nice and Roy would totally be all over you.
Al: You're CUTE! Try giving Ed puppy dog eyes and (if) that fails, slowly look away and start tearing up, softly saying to yourself (but loud enough so he can hear) that Ed doesn't care for you... IT WILL WORK! My younger sister does it to me all the time...
Havoc: I would go out with you! You're so hot, but then again I'm only 13... YOU'RE STILL HOT, and sometimes I think that you're hotter than Roy... heehee XD
Envy: I LURVE YOU
Full Metal Rocker
Roy: Because 1. I'm not gay and 2. Even if I was, I don't think that guys could say what you just did like a girl could.
Ed: I'd think I'd like to say thanks to a few of the things you said, but everything else you said has prevented me from doing so. ARE YOU CALLING ME A GIRL!?!?
Al: Thanks…you're talking about the cat thing…right?
Havoc: Okay, so I've got a bunch of underage fangirls…WHY CAN NO ONE THAT'S, SAY, 21 LOVE ME!?!?
Envy: I DON'T "LURVE" YOU.
What is your opinion of fanfiction? Do you regard authors as the bane of your existence, or interesting peeps who give you insight about yourselves?
Roy, Ed, Al, and Envy, I know that in a million bazillion years none of you would ever get together for real. (But mild Elricest is so fun to read!)
Ed and Al, do you ever read stuff other than alchemy texts? I mean like, action/adventure and stuff? How about manga? XD
Am I annoying? Am I annoying now? How about now? Now am I annoying? Now am I? Huh? Huh? Huh?
HughesHanajimaHilariaHypocrite
Ed: Neither. I see the authors as annoying fangirls with drug problems. (A/N Okay, I know most people aren't like this. Don't get mad.)
Al: Brother! …Okay, so some of them are a little…intense, but not all of them are that bad!
Roy: As long as they're cute…
Riza: You forget that boys write fanfiction as well.
Winry: What do their looks have to do with anything, anyway?
Riza: That's just how he is…
Roy & Envy: THANK YOU.
Ed & Al: …Um…no……Uh…well we do read some other stuff…when we have the time…
Envy: YES! YOU'RE VERY ANNOYING!! SHO SHUT UP!!!
I have 3 questions left that I'll put up tomorrow or Wednesday (depending on how many more I get between each time). So sorry guys!! I would have them up now, but I decided to be a nice person and I let my sister, Keri, type up her Naruto fanfiction. I cleaned my room and wrote answers while she was on. Scary, I know. It may only be 4:15 here, but I'd also like to type up the next chapter of Like You, so if you still wanna read some of my stuff today, check it out!! (It's FMA, FYI).