A/N: Here's another Chapter for you guys! I'm thinking I will try to update every Saturday!

Disclaimer: Is Hiccup a news anchor? Is Toothless lingual? Is this story remotely cannon? Do I own HTTYD? No, No, No, and No.

Announcer: Thank you all for choosing to watch this Sh*t instead of My Little Pony on channel eight. Oh man, now everypony's turning to channel Eight!

[Camera Zoom to Hiccup and Astrid]

Hiccup: Hello Berk! I'm John Smith.

Astrid: And I'm Renezmee Swan.

Hiccup: Uh… My internal auto-incorret is asking if you mean 'Rename' Swan.

Astrid: God I hate Twilight.

Hiccup: Agreed.

Astrid: First up we have Fishlegs with his segment on Pairings. Don't screw it up this time, Legs.

Fishlegs: You got it, Astrid! For today's pairing, we have one of the most wrong, controversial Pairings on the FanFiction site. This pairing's supporters are few and far between, and many are known to keep their support of it a secret.

Astrid: Oh, this is gonna be good.

Hiccup: Actually…

Fishlegs: Toothcup!

Hiccup: (Hiding under the table) #%&!

Ruffnut: (Snickering) I always said they had bromance.

Astrid: I'm going to #$%ing kill you, Fish.

Fishlegs: Let's ask Hiccup how he feels about thi—

Hiccup: !

Fishlegs: Okay… And Toothless?

Toothless: …I'm just not sure about the whole inter-species thing.

Astrid: What?

Toothless: I mean, If I were a human, or he was a Night Fury…

Hiccup: AAAAAAHHHHH!

Fishlegs: So there IS chemistry between you!

Toothless: No, Legs. I was kidding… Idiot.

Fishlegs: Oh. Back to you, Astrid!

Hiccup: Glad that's over.

Astrid: Me too. Can I punch your dragon later?

Hiccup: Feel free.

Toothless: You'll have to catch me, first!

Hiccup: But before that, we have Toothless' Weekly Warble! Take it away!

Toothless: Thank you, Hiccup. Today our Subject is the many uses for a sonic screwdriver!

Hiccup: A what?

Toothless: Nevermind. Today's subject is Fish.

Astrid: Oh, here we go again!

Toothless: Most importantly, how there needs to be more of it. Except eel. There needs to be considerably less eel. But really, if we could just supply the dragons of Berk with more fish, it would improve behavior substantially! So, to achieve this goal, send all your Cod to me, Toothless the Dragon, and I will distribute it evenly among the dragons.

Hiccup: And?

Toothless: And I'll be taking a One Hundred Percent delivery Fee!

Hiccup: Ooooookay.

Astrid: Thank you, Toothless.

Hiccup: Now over to Snotlout with the weather.

Snotlout: Well, winter is nearly over, so I thought I'd get right to the forecast so that I could go out and enjoy all five minutes of spring and summer before it starts pouring again. Today we're looking at Cold weather. That's right; it's cold out, so I like to go out for some really big sandwiches… It must be the subs-hero temperature.

Hiccup: (Sarcastically) Ha Ha, That's Hilarious.

Snotlout: Alright, but seriously. You can tell when winter hits hard: look at all the black eyes on the roadway.

Astrid: I sure hope he doesn't die on an overdose of pun.

Snotlout: As the winter snow turned into rain, Frosty began to realize that fame was sleeting.

Hiccup: Okay, that's it! No more from you!

Astrid: Thank you.L

Hiccup: Up next we have the Twins with HTTYD current production info!

Tuffnut: Thank you Hiccup, So today we will be telling you about the How To Train Your Dragon Arena Spectacular!

Ruffnut: From the creators of "Walking with the Dinosaurs," This incredible event Features real, flying, life-sized, robotic Dragon replicas to retell the story of How to Train Your Dragon like you've never seen before!

Tuffnut: It's being released in May 2012 in Australia from the 2nd to the 11th in the Hisence arena!

Ruffnut: And it will reach America in June. Dates to be announced!

Tuffnut: For all the things on all things HTTYD, this is…

Ruffnut: Dragon 365!

[Awkward Pause]

Hiccup: …Um, okay. And now Astrid with "What Pisses me Off".

[Camera pans over to a dark room full of unidentifiable Objects, Astrid turns on a flashlight and points it at her face, scary story style.]

Astrid: When your hair get really tangle… That pisses me off.

Hiccup: …And on that note, It's time to introduce the Serious part of the show, where I get to chat a bit with an intellectual from the Village! Today I will be interviewing… (Reads name off the card) Stoick… Oh gods.

[Stoick comes and sits across from Hiccup]

Hiccup: Hi, dad.

Stoick: Hello…

[Long awkward Pause]

Stoick: So, who watches this show?

Hiccup: …Well, you do. And we do when we get home…

Stoick: Yeah, but… Who else?

Hiccup: I'm not sure…

Stoick: Oh.

[Pause]

Astrid: [To Snotlout, Tuffnut, Ruffnut, Fishlegs, and Toothless] They never did have anything to talk about.

Stoick: Don't you have Pre-written questions or something?

Hiccup: Yeah, sure. [Takes out a notecard] So, what are your feelings concerning the Battle with the Green Death?

Stoick: Any others?

Hiccup: No.

Stoick: But—

Hiccup: Da-ad!

Stoick: Fine, I was really Scared.

Hiccup: …That it?

Stoick: Yes.

Hiccup: Okay.

Stoick: If it's all the same to you, I have chiefly things to go do… so…

Hiccup: Right, Right! Of course, you're probably very busy! Bye dad! [Stoick exits]

Astrid: Okay and that just about concludes this week's episode of…

Hiccup: My line. That's my line.

Astrid: Oh, sorry.

Hiccup: Hows about we say it together?

Astrid: Okay, on three.

Hiccup: One… Two… Three!

Together: Thank you for joining us for another episode of How To Train your Dragon News Weekly!

Astrid: Nice.

Hiccup: Yup.

Snotlout: Puns about winter are snow joke!

Ruffnut: Oh, gods.

Hiccup: Cute. It's a cute show.

A/N: I know I know, It wasn't up by Saturday, but a whole bunch of stuff came up! Oh well, It's up now! Okay, so in your review, please answer the Following questions!

Which is your favorite segment?

Who should Hiccup interview next?

What Pairing would you like to see Fishlegs Cover?

What do you think of Toothless' English accent?

What Weather should Berk have next?

Thank you, and see you next week! (: