I don't want this to get off the Mon-Wed-Fri schedule, but I think that I'll update every day this week, due to Spring Break. I'm not sure how many I can get in, because my sister wants the computer too, but I'll do my best Also, the rating has officially gone up to T (so no censoring from now on), so I'll see how that goes. Finally, if there seems to be a bit of EdxWinry, it's 'cuz I just watched a Kiss The Girl AMV for them xD
Archer-
What's
it like being a cyborg?
Winry-
You're awesome! You are
such a caring soul.
Dante-
I know most people want you to
die (and you ARE evil), but not me. I'm okay with your
existence.
Fuery-
You are the best one in Mustang's outfit.
You should be Fuhrer (I already made you Fuhrer in my fic, Return to
the Valley of White Petals).
Riza-
Since you and Mustang
won't happen, how about you and me? Aside from the fact that I am 17,
that is. Or at least friends?
Archer: It pretty much sucks, except for the power advantages. Like now, I don't need a gun to go around shooting people because I am (pretty much) a gun.
Winry: (blushes) Thank you so much!
Dante: I'm so glad that I have your permission to live.
Fuery: O-oh no…I don't think that I'd be suited for a job like Fuhrer…
Riza: First of all, I never said that Mustang and I "aren't going to happen", secondly, I'm not about to do anything illegal (I am in the military, after all), but I will be your friend, if you really want me to.
HELLO AGAIN!
I'm in a really bad mood so I think I will take
it out on you guys, kk?:)
Ed:
1.LET AL GET A CAT!
2.I
read the question where you said that you'd marry Winry... What about
me! Oh well, guess I just have to get Winry out of the picture
MUAHAHAHA!
Envy:
1.I'M JOINING YOU!! WE WILL KILL ED AND
WINRY! Wait...Ed likes Winry so we should just kill her instead, then
he will be sad and maybe if were lucky he'll kill himself!!
2.If
I stop bothering you about your palm tree hair (which its not palm
tree like at all!) Will you give me a hug?
Winry:
Me and
all my friends who watch FMA want you to die.
Wrath:
(huggles
you to death) SO CUTE!
Roy:
1.SLAP
pervert...
Riza:
1.Can I have a gun? I wanna shoot
people...
My anger is now gone and I just want to say that I appreciate you letting me be a jerk to you so the anger would subside.
Sincerely,
CrimsonTears2
Ed: To answer your first question, NO. And if you lay one finger on Winry, I swear, I'll-
Envy: You'll what? That sounds like a pretty good idea, but if you don't have a problem with my non-palm-tree-like-hair, then why would you say anything in the first place? But I won't give you a hug.
Winry: (sniffles) Why? What have I ever done to you?
Roy: As long as you're cute, you can slap me all you want…
Riza: …I think that that would be very irresponsible of me. I can't have you going around killing people with my guns…
Ed
-when you
seen the "real world's" Scar and Lust, what did you think?
Do you think he recognized you and Al because of him glaring at you?
Al
-same question as Ed.
-what do you think about
Noa?
Winry
-when did you start doing automail?
-Did you
know that Noa got on top of Ed while he was sleeping so she could
look into his dreams in Conqueror of Shambala?
Roy
-how
many kids would you want with Riza?
Riza
-Same question as
Roy.
Hughes
-would you want more kids with Gracia if you
survived?
Anime Greed
-you are my favorite homunculus!
Ed: No, I don't think so. They probably just thought that we were weird.
Al: I was a little surprised to see them at first, but they didn't know who we were, so it was like we were starting over, almost.
Winry: When I was really little I got interested in it, but I didn't make my first one until around the time that Ed lost his arm and leg. And- what's the second question? Ed, I can't see. Move your hand!
Ed: It's really nothing, Win. Nothing important that you'd want to see…
Winry: Edward Elric, move your hand out of the way right now! (takes out wrench)
Ed: R-really, Winry, I swear it's-OW! (Winry hit him on his hand, which has now moved for her to see the question)
Winry: …Ed, what exactly have you been doing on the other side of The Gate????
Ed: Um…nothin' much…
Roy: (smirking) A LOT.
Riza: …Try to control yourself, sir.
Hughes: Of course!!! I love Gracia and Elysia SO much, so I'd love to have more kids!! Plus, I'm sure Elysia would love a little brother or sister.
Greed: Thanks.
Question
for…hm…Ed. Do you want stilts?
Fletcher- passes him the hat
there ya go.
Hoshi-Ryuu
Ed: No……What, are you implying that I'm short or something?????
Fletcher: Thanks :
Envy
- Ha! Me and you are alright so I'll leave it at that.
Wrath
- I know where you live.
Gluttony - Booness...
For Ed, Al and
Winry- Was Ed attacked by a dog? Random I know.
Dreams – United
Envy: Um…yay?
Wrath: So? What are you gonna do about it? It's not like you can kill me or anything!
Gluttony: …?
Al: No, it was a fox
Winry?
Ed: On Yock Island.
Winry?
Al: When we were trying to pass Izumi's test.
Winry?
Ed: When we were kids.
Winry: What are you guys talking about!!?
Ed: It's nothing, Winry.
Winry: No fair! You guys never tell me anything!
Al: But this really wasn't important…!
Winry: I don't want to hear it! (hits Ed with her wrench)
Ed: H-hey!! Ow! What did I do??
HIYA, FMA PEOPLES! No I have nothing better o do with my life than write you letters. I'm so ashamed... ((teartear)), Anyhoo-
Ed: If you could say one sentence to all of your obsessed fangirls, what would it be?
Roy: You can't act however you want, Riza PWNS you!
Dante: Oh. Frick. Maybe I should read the manga. But I still want you to die an inhuman death. Maybe slowly flattened by a giant rolling pin...
Envy: I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! You know what? I bet you just don't know how to do any of this stuff! You have to be creative, if you weren't then you wouldn't have been able to come up with that funky-lookin' palm-tree-miniskirt-boy-or-girl form. Learn how to and crochet me a blanket, knave! Or else! ((Insert cheesy horror music here))
Neassa-chan
Ed: Thanks, but don't do drugs!!!! (runs away so he doesn't get hurt)
Roy: …While this may or may not be true, I'm still her superior.
Dante: Not if I kill you first…
Envy: JUST GIVE UP ON IT ALREADY!!! I'm not gonna make you anything, so lay off!!! AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS FORM!????!?
To
all of the guys:
Ain't it funny? Barely any of you get
girlfriends and most girls hate you in your world, but in our world,
every girl on the planet loves you guys to death.
To Ed: I'm over you and now I'm switching into EdxRoy fangirl mode, so beware!
To Envy: You don't make blankets and you don't make macaroni necklaces. Can you make me a sandwich?
To Lust: You're always jumping around and stuff, like all the other characters (You know, in fights and stuff). How the heck does you dress stay on? It looks like it would fall off any second! (Bet the guys would like that T.T;)
To Rose: Love your hair!
To Scar: You're way too religious!
To Kimbley: Could you blow up my school?
HisokaYukiko
Roy: What do you mean? I always get girlfriends!
Havoc: Because you steal them from me!!
Ed: I dunno…I think some of the guys are pretty popular around here…right Al?
Al: Why are you looking at me…?
Ed: You remember Ruby, don't you? (A/N Read the third novel ; )
Al: U-um…next question!
Ed: Right. Well…I'm not getting together with Roy, so you can just forget it.
Envy: I could, but I'm not going to.
Lust: It's a special dress. You think I would be wearing it if I wasn't completely confident in it's ability to stay on?
Rose: Thank you!!
Scar: May Ishbal have mercy on you… (reaches out hand)
Kimbley: Hell yeah, I could!! x
Sorry, but I'm saving the last 3 questions for tomorrow. I think I'll update Wednesday and Thursday, but seeing as I'm not going to be home on Friday and then I have Tae-Kwon-Do right after, I probably won't update after that until next Monday. So get some more questions in before then, and I'll have some more for you tomorrow!