Hi! I'm reviewing again cause a friend of mine wants to send a letter to the FMA crew and doesn't have an account here. So...:
Hallo, FMA people! First of all, I'm going to ask a couple of questions and comment on a couple of things, and then I need some advice…
Ed: I feel your pain! My friend (Neassa-chan) is ALWAYS making fun of my size! She thinks she's SO cool because she's taller than me (She is also looking over my shoulder right now). Also, she just informed me that you and I are the same height, 5'4". Is this true? And what is your problem with milk? It's so good, not to mention it might make you taller (although it hasn't worked on me yet…).
Al: I have a cat; you and I can share her! (Trust me she's fat enough to be two cats) I absolutely LOVE cats, so you and I are alike in at least one way! You and Hughes are my favorite characters. You're so cute♥!
Roy: You and my friend (still Neassa-chan) are both manipulative pyros, it scares me! Seriously, she carries matches in her pocket and is constantly burning candles. But I agree with her when she says that you should go for Riza. Have you ever unintentionally burned someone? If so, who? And have you ever unintentionally/intentionally burned one of Hughes' pictures?
Hughes: You are so funny; that's why your one of my favorite characters! I think Elysia is absolutely ADORABLE! I'd love to see some pictures of her.
Riza: I love how you're always threatening people with guns, it seems like great fun! Haha!
Now I need some advice. (Which IS what this column
is originally for) My really, REALLY manipulative friend has somehow
convinced another friend (David), without outright telling him, that
I have a boyfriend, which I don't (unfortunately), and now he won't
stop asking me who the guy is and if he knows him or not. Normally I
would have done something, but they're both a lot taller than I am
(much as I hate to admit it). She's having WAY too much fun with
this, she usually doesn't do that kind of thing, but she was just
having WAY too much fun. Maybe the charcoal fumes were going to her
head…… What should I do?!?! I'm so lost and
confused…
Kody-chan
Neassa-chan
(P.S. If it's okay I'd like to add something to my letter in the part where I was addressing Envy.
Envy: Yes, I am insane, thank you very much.
Thanks!)
Ed: What? Come on, I'm waaaaaaay taller than 5' 4"!!
Al: Actually, he's shorter than that.
Ed: Alphonse!!!
Al: That's his height with his boots and antenna.
Ed: AL!!!!
Al: What? It's true! We don't want to give the wrong facts!
Ed: So!?
Al: What do you mean, "so?"?
Ed: ………I'M NOT DRINKING MILK!!!!
Al: …You're just trying to avoid talking to me. Anyway. Thanks for letting me share your cat!! (pets kitty)
Roy: What's so bad about flames? I have slightly burned some of my teachers back when I was still in training, but nothing too serious. As for Hughes' pictures…maybe?
Hughes: I knew it! I was wondering where 30 pictures could run off to! I knew it was you!
Roy: …I never said that…
Hughes: Well anyway. Thanks Isn't she just ADORABLE??
Riza: Um…thank you…I think…
Ed: ARE THEY PICKING ON YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT AS TALL AS THEM???!? I'll BEAT 'EM UP FOR YOU!!!!
Winry: (holding Ed back) Um…Ed? They're still her friends…
Ed: SO?? THEY HAVE NO RIGHT TO MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE WHO ARE SLIGHTLY SMALLER THAN THEMSELVES!!!
Winry: …This is just about your height, isn't it?
Ed: WHAT DID YOU SAY!???!?
Winry: Well if you're not going to help, then I will.
Ed: I was!!! I was offering to beat them up for her!!!!!
Winry: That's not helping!! Geeze, Ed, no wonder you get your automail messed up all the time! Anyway, listen, why don't you just try talking to them maybe? Express how upset you are about this, and that you really don't find it funny and they'll stop.
Envy: Yeah, that's obvious.
Dear certain people I'm addressing this to,
Homunculi: How many of you actually like Dante? For those who DON'T like her, would you be glad to be rid of her, if possible?
Ed and Envy: You both dislike Hohenheim, so out of the two of you, who doesn't like him the most?
SplitPersonalities
Lust: I was fine with her at first, but then I decided to do things my own way, making us enemies.
Greed: I hate her. She imprisoned me! So of course I'd like to get rid of her!
Ed: I kind of start to like him a little bit when I start living with him in Germany…
Envy: ME! I HATE THAT BASTARD THE MOST!!
Yeah... I'm back!
Roy:
I hate you so bad for saying that. If I ever see you, I will kick you
in the nuts for doing that to poor Edo! You broke his heart... You're
still goddamn HOT though. Why don't you get together with Havoc
then?
Ed: I don't think you're a girl, I'm just implying that you
look androgynous (which means you look like both girl and guy). I'll
comfort you in your moment of sadness and heartbreak caused by that
heartless and cruel Roy... Get together with Al then...
Al: Yeah,
I'm talking 'bout da cat thingy...
Envy: TOO BAD! YOU HAVE NO
CHOICE. 'Sides, I'm not forcing you to do anything. BTW, would you
ever try seducing Roy?
I know I'm on crack and super hyper,
HUGHES! SHOW ME ELYSIA! SHE'S SO CUTE! I COULD LOOK AT HER FOREVER!
Full Metal Rocker
Roy: I don't know what to say. Really. Why don't I get together with Havoc? Because neither of us is gay, and it's much more fun to just steal his girlfriends
Ed: I think you're talking about Envy. And why would I get together WITH MY BROTHER??? Of all the people in the world, why Alphonse?!!?
Al: Oh…um…okay…
Envy: THAT LOOKS A LITTLE LIKE FORCE TO ME! Like you could ever MAKE me do anything…NO, I'd never seduce that bastard.
Ed: Looks like we have one thing in common…
Hughes: OKAY!! Here's some from her birthday party, oh! and this one here is from the summer…
Cornello- Did you know that Lust and Gluttony were Homunculi, or did you just think of them as your guardian angels? XP
How do you guys feel when people make AMVs about you to seriously angsty songs? I mean, not that it doesn't FIT, but it must be kind of awkward...
HughesHanajimaHilariaHypocriteCornello: I had no idea that they were Homunculi. If I had known, do you really think that I'd have worked with them? They weren't quite guardian angels, either…more like advisors.
Ed: As long as I'm not paired with a guy…
Roy: As long as it isn't happy clips to go with the angsty music…
Winry: I guess that's okay. We all feel sort of angsty here and there, so I guess it could fit.
Al: If we don't watch them, then it's not really awkward
Ed
-Noa or
Winry?
-kids or no kids?
Al
-how many cats would you
like to get whenever you are able to?
-what would you name
them?
Winry
-I think you may already know this, but in the
manga, Scar kills your parents. Which do you hate more: Scar or
Roy?
-would you wait for Ed no matter what or move on with Russell
Tringham since he's cocky like Ed?
Roy
-kids or no
kids?
Dante
-did you and Hohenheim have "Envy" before
or after you created the Stone?
-if you had him afterwards, why
didn't you use the Stone to revive him?
Envy
-I may hate
you for killing Ed and Hohenheim, but I love it when you call Ed a
pipsqueak and when you say you're a pacifist, that's so funny.
-I
read in some fanfictions that you like to turn into women and do 'it'
with guys. What do you think? I think it's just
disturbing.
Hughes
-do you have any photo albums for your
pictures of your wife and daughter? If you don't, here are ten.
gives them to Hughes
-if you don't have that many
pictures, take more and bug Roy about them.
That's all...for now.
HarryswomanA/N Ed's answer is because of my sister, Keri. Blame her (and Clash of T3h Animes) if you don't like it.
Ed: Um…do I have to answer this?
Everyone: YES!
Ed: …Okay, fine then. I- (falls into a coma)
Al: Oh no! He fell into a coma!
Winry: Now he can't answer the question!! (He'd have picked me anyway, right?)
Al: I'd probably only get one or two cats. I'd probably name them after people I've met on our journeys. Maybe.
Winry: Even if he didn't kill my parents, I'd hate Scar more. He's just a senseless killer. He's tried to kill Ed and Al! At least Roy helps them out. And I'd wait for Ed. I know that he'd always return to me…
Roy: Do you really need to ask? KIDS!!
Dante: It was before. Do you really think I'm that stupid? Maybe I should teach you a lesson…
Envy: Yea, pretty disturbing alright…
Hughes: I already have photo albums to spare, but thanks for thinking of me! I just like to keep some with me at all times.
Russell and Fletcher- What happened to your guys' mom? Was it traumatizing?
Ed- (from my friend) Are you an underage alcoholic, if not give proof! I have 3 proofs that you're disobeying the law of drinking, AND if so make sure to drink lots of milk: You're a growing boy!
Pride-You scare me to no end, go die in a gutter.
Roy- You are my other buddy (besides Russell) YAY MY AUNT'S HOUSE HAS NO DEPTH PRESEPION!
Moofy-FanFletcher: She died after dad left.
Russell: Pretty much anytime someone's parent(s) dies it's traumatizing.
Ed: I'VE NEVER HAD AN ALCOHOLIC DRINK IN MY LIFE!! And I'm not drinking milk, either!!!!!
Pride: I could kill you very easily, you know…
Roy: Uh…yay?
To Ed:
1. Don't
worry about the whole small thing, Tigerlily is really small as well
and she loves it!
2.What do you regret most?
3. Why haven't you
told Winry that you like her yet?
And to Envy and Al, you're
favorite characters, you both rock!
Winry: Ed, just give it a rest, would ya?
Ed: …The thing I regret most…That would be trying to bring our mother back and putting Al's soul in armor. As for the Winry thing…well, first of all, I'm not entirely sure of my feelings, I wouldn't want to ruin the friendship that we already have and…I'm afraid that she'll hit me with a wrench.
Al: Thanks :3
Envy: Just don't expect me to make you anything.
Envy-
You need to
calm down, man. You're way too high-strung.
Rose-
The hair
rocks!
Scar-
Those shades make you look like some sort of rock
star. Good choice.
Riza-
Of course I want you to be my friend!
But I think you need to relax a little.
Roy-
Your perversion
puts me to shame... And stop stealing Havoc's girlfriends.
Havoc-
You
need to take a walk, man. Clear your head, then you'll get lots of
girls!
Hughes-
You rock! And you have one heck of a serious
face. It kinda scares me.
Ruby (from the third novel)-
Can I
live in Wisteria? It's such a peaceful place.
Ed-
Why are you
so cynical? Also, what's your favorite part about having
automail?
Kimbley-
Go explode.
Pride-
What's it like to
be Fuhrer?
And finally...
Armstrong-
Wow, you're strong...
Envy: I'm too high-strung!?
Rose: Thank you
Scar: …Thanks.
Riza: I'll relax when the Colonel doesn't need me to baby-sit him anymore.
Roy: What are you talking about? Heh heh…I can't help it if they like me better than him…
Havoc: You can too!!
Hughes: Haha! (changes to serious face) Thank you.
Ruby: Sure, I guess. As long as you don't come with ill intentions.
Ed: …Because I am. My favorite thing about automail (besides the fact that it lets me have an arm and a leg again) is that I can transform it at will, like into a weapon if I need one.
Kimbley: How about I make you explode?
Pride: It's really great. You get a lot of power and can control mass amounts of people!
Armstrong: OF COURSE!
Dear Ed,
I really
like this one guy but he's moving this summer. Do you think I should
let him know my feelings by kissing him after the Sadie's dance?
(he's going with me as my date)
Ed: …She didn't ask you.
Roy: I can throw my opinion in, anyway.
Ed: …Well first of all, where's this guy moving to? If it's really far away, then no, just forget about it, because you'll both end up with broken hearts.
Winry: He's right, you know. Maybe you could tell him that you like him, though. If you really wanted to, you could go out until the summer, but like Ed said, you don't want to end up with a broken heart.
Ed: If he's only moving a town or two away or something, then you should probably tell him. Shouldn't he already know that you like him if he's taking you to a dance? If he likes you too, then I guess you could kiss him, but you wouldn't want things to get messed up by kissing him if he doesn't like you back.
Roy: If it doesn't work out, I'll kiss you…
Ed: Shut up.
I'd keep going, but I have something very important to do a little later. I'll start writing the ones for tomorrow, though! I started this a bit last night, but I had a really bad day today, so I hope I was able to stay in character and such. Maybe someone could even review on one of my stories to make me feel better. Either that, or write a REALLY good EdxWinry fic. I'm running out of them. Thanks and keep it real.