I'm sorry I've been so behind D: I'll try to totally catch up today. I've recovered from my awful day yesterday, though. Now I'm just tired (I'm starting this at 8 am). I also had a dream the other night that everyone who's written in so far got REALLY mad at me, because I said something that was incorrect or something. It was scary ' I'm almost afraid to do this now…but not quite. So let's get going.

Hallo again FMA peoples!

Ed: Have you told Winry about the Psiren incident? ((evil grin))

Al Heiderich: You are awesome! I was so upset when you got shot! What was your first reaction to Ed's claim to be from another world?

Roy: Whatever, Hawkeye still pwns you... Hypothetically, how would you propose to Riza?

Dante: ((rolls eyes)) Oh, I'm so afraid (sarcasm).

Envy: I'LL NEVER GIVE UP! NOT UNTIL YOU MAKE ME SOMETHING! And the thing that's wrong with that form is that it makes people think you're a girl! Whether you are or not, you really, REALLY look like a girl. I just told my brother you were a guy and he didn't believe me. That's what my sister and just about everyone else I've talked to said. What do you have to say to that, mister? Oh, and what would you like to say to all he EdXEnvy fans out there? ((holds out microphone))

Gluttony: My best friend thinks you're creepy...

Greed: I'd have to say, you're probably my favorite homunculus. It sucks that Ed had to kill you.

Yeah, I have fun antagonizing some of you people, what can I say? Picking fights against hopeless odds is fun! Oh, one last thing. Ed, how do you be so short?

Neassa

Winry: Ed, who's Psiren?

Ed: Um…nobody, just some woman who, uh, helped me with directions.

Winry: …You're lying.

Ed: No! I swear, I'm not!

Winry: I don't believe you, but I guess I'll let it go.

Al: (whispering to Ed) She must be in a good mood, Brother. She didn't even threaten you with a wrench!

Heiderich: Yes, getting shot isn't the most fun thing in the world. I didn't completely believe Ed at first, and I pretty much thought that he was making everything up, or exaggerating a lot.

Roy: I don't think so. Well…I don't know. I mean, I've never proposed to anybody before…Maybe I should test my skills…

Riza: I don't think so.

Dante: You BETTER be afraid.

Envy: JUST LAY THE HELL OFF!!! To all the EdxEnvy fans: WE'RE NOT GETTING TOGETHER SO JUST GIVE UP ON IT! I KILLED HIM, FOR GOODNESS SAKE! I HATE HIM!!!

Gluttony: …

Greed: Yeah, it does.

Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SHORT!?!?!?!?!?

Envy-You're pretty cool and people give you crap, so here, I knitted you a blanket, don't let anyone steal it okay?

Havoc-Does this mean you're happy that little girls love you? Are you a pervert molester? EW!!

Maes-Get Elysia far, far away from Havoc, he's one of those weirdos you don't want your kid to EVER meet!

Ed-You have to choose one! Which is cuter: Winry or Noa?

Roy- Walks over and lays a big French style kiss on him MWAH! Man, I've always wanted to do that! Heehee! Walks away whistling

TheShadowedSparrow

Envy: (sarcastic) I'll try not to.

Havoc: WHEN DID I EVER SAY THAT I WAS OKAY WITH IT!?!? I said that I wish OLDER girls would like me!!!

Hughes: (gasp) Havoc!

Havoc: I am not!!!

Ed: Um……………Um……………

Winry: Is it really that hard?

Ed: No, not at all. I just know I'm going to get physically hurt in one way or another no matter what I say.

Roy: Whatever. I don't mind. (grin)

Hi.
Envy, I'm not trying to insult you or anything, but... in the anime profiles book it calls you a girl. It says she/her 5 times on your page (page 79). Sorry.
Hughes, if you could go back to when Envy transformed into Gracia would you somehow hurt Envy to distract him then run away? Considering that it wasn't really your wife and all.
Maria Ross, apparently you don't know why Denny Bloch was angsting when you went to Risembool. Have you figured it out yet?
Everyone, if you had to kill one person or could only kill one person, who would you kill (no slipping out of this question.)

Kagemaru8462

Envy: It's not my fault they can't type a single sentence without making a typo!

Ed: Er…well…

Envy: No one asked your opinion!

Ed: Hey, I'm trying to help you for once!!! Anyway, isn't it that, in Japanese, some pronouns could mean either "he" or "she".

Winry: I think you're right. Didn't they call Kirara a boy in InuYasha even though it's a girl?

Everyone: (stares)

Winry: What? I like to read in my spare time.

Ed: …Anyway. So it's up to the editor to decide. I think.

(A/N I got this info from the manga translator of Naruto and InuYasha at a manga-con. So I'm pretty sure it's right)

Envy: So, in other words, the editor's pretty much an idiot.

Ed: I guess you could say that, yeah.

Hughes: You know it!

Ross: (sigh) No. Men are one of the mysteries of life, I suppose…

Ed: Colonel Bastard. Just kidding. I don't hate him that much. I guess I'd say Dante.

Envy: That bastard, Hohenheim.

Roy: The Fuhrer. And not just because he's a Homunculus.

Hughes: Envy (of course!).

Paninya - I notice (manga) that whenever Ed gets beat up by Winry, you poke him with a stick. Its funny! But...why?

Envy - Your really skinny...I guess its cause of your outfit...To be honest I actually have nothing to say to you...but your my fave character so I can't ignore you.

Al - I feel bad you were stuck in armor, maybe it should have been Ed...

Ed - What about all the little things in life you enjoy that have milk? Like cake...

Noa - You do realize you were chosen for Ed's romantic interest...

Sloth - Whenever you speak...you sound so lazy...no offense.

Dreams – United

Paninya: Because it's funny!!

Ed: No it's not!!!!!

Envy: …Thanks that's…great.

Al: No! Not Brother! It's okay, really!

Ed: No it's not!

Al: …Okay, so it's not, but still! I don't want someone else to suffer like this!

Ed: I like stew, that has milk in it. Cake is too sweet…

Noa: That's okay… (It's Noa)

Sloth: Do you even know what "Sloth" means??

HI! Guess who's back? I got another few questions! ...And Ed and Envy still haven't kissed, that's so lame! You know what guys: The rejection thing and all that is very cute, but it's starting to get kinda annoying... Oh well, here are my questions:

Roy:
- Would you like being locked up in a closet with Riza?
- How many women have you already gone out with? (just curious)

Ed: Not a question: I'm sorry for last time when I asked someone to kill you, you just reminded me of that short guy at school that I hate. Will you forgive me please?

Dante: I know everyone hates you but... you're AWESOME! Just because I love cruel people! Please make me a Homunculus so I can kill all those stupid humans! MUAHAHAHAHA! (I'm crazy)

Riza:
-Why did you name your dog Black Hayate? It's kind of an unusual name...
- For God's sake, when are you gonna admit your feelings for Roy, you make such a cute couple!

Kimbley: OMG, I used to hate you but I just saw the manga, your alchemy technique is so cool! Will you blow up my town and all the useless and pathetic humans in it?

Well that's all for now, bye guys!

starlight-phenix

Envy & Ed: ………

Roy: YES, I WOULD!!!

Riza: …Oh my goodness…Please try to control yourself.

Roy: Hahaha!! I've gone out with so many women that I really can't remember how many I've gone out with!!

Riza: (sigh)

Ed: WHAT'S SO BAD ABOUT SHORT PEOPLE!?!?!? I don't know if I can forgive you now…

Dante: Heh heh…sure thing…

Riza: I thought it was a very cute name.

Roy: Riiight…

Riza: …You want me to tell him I like him?

Kimbley: Heh heh. Hell yeah, I will!

Hi FMA people ready for some questions? Good, cuz here we go.
I'll start with Ed. Why do you care so much if people call you short? Who cares if you're so short that when people walk around you that you get kicked in the face?

Now for Al. Do you know where I can get your armor and you should get a dog not a cat a dog can save you when your in deep sht. Oh, and there is a reason you always beat Ed in fights: it's because he is so short that all you have to do is jump to make him miss you and then attack.

This one is for Winry. You hit Ed with a wrench too much. You need to use a hammer; it works better.

Now for the great Flame Alchemist. You need better short jokes if you want you can take mine. And were you on pot when you first made your flame power or did it just come to mind? Oh do you think you could beat a guy who fights like you but with electric? You need to tie the knot with Riza man and do it fast, you to are meant to be.

This is for Armstrong: Do you think you could beat Roy?

Now for Havoc. Do you think you can beat Roy in hand-to-hand combat? If you do then you should try and get your pride back.

Now for Riza. Do you prefer a handgun or a sniper?

Well that's all for now I'll be back and the great Flame Alchemist Roy Mustang is the best of them all, and then Al.

Devine Spark Alchemist

Roy: Haha! Hear that? I'm "The Great Flame Alchemist!!!"

Ed: No, but you are something else. AND WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE CALLING SHORT!!???!!???

Al: Umm…I have no clue. Dogs are nice, too, but I just think that cats are so much cuter :3 My Brother isn't that short!!

Ed: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? I'M NOT SHORT AT ALL!!!

Al: Well, I wouldn't say that…

Ed: Whose side are you on, anyway!??!?

Winry: Unfortunately, automail doesn't require hammers, so I don't really have any lying around.

Ed: Thank goodness. Hey, do you have something against me or something??

Roy: I could always use more ways to torture Ed…Um, no, I don't do drugs. I can beat anyone; I am "The GREAT Flame Alchemist", remember? Right now, I'm not ready to get married.

Armstrong: In a fist fight, DEFINATLY!!!

Havoc: I don't know…maybe…

Riza: A handgun. Definitely.

Roy: Haha! "GREAT"!!!

Ed: You can stop that now…

Roy,
Have you ever kissed a guy by accident?

Al,
Have you ever considered getting married to a cat? Is that even legal?

Ed,
Thanks for the advice from last time!

Snowysaku

Roy: No, and I don't plan to.

Al: Umm…no…I just want one for a pet…Is that so wrong?

Ed: No problem.

I'm back AGAIN! :) This time, I have questions/statements for the homunculi, Dante, Scar, Izumi, and Major Armstrong.

Envy: I know you couldn't remember your true form for a while, but why did you pick that palm-tree like one? Did you think that was your true form? Or did you see it somewhere? If so, where did you see it? (p.s. I know it's not a miniskirt. It's shorts with drapery.)

Lust: nice nails. Is Gluttony more like a pet, a servant, or a child to you?

Gluttony: do you ever think for yourself, or do you let Lust do it for you? Just curious...

Greed: umm... you were always saying that you wanted to be like Al by putting your soul in armor. I thought Homunculi had no souls.

Sloth: ...Nice job with mothering Wrath...

Pride: How do you manage to be the Fuhrer and a homunculus at the same time? Is it hard?

Wrath: what do you think of Izumi? Do you hate her now, or are you indifferent?

Dante: did you pick the Sins' (minus Greed and Pride) outfits? If so, why those ones?

Scar: Yo. I don't support your cause, but I commend your faithfulness.

Major Armstrong: Dude. You're scary. And why are the sparkles pink? It makes them scarier.

Izumi-sama: is it hard to see Wrath as a homunculus? Do you still think of him as your son, or not?

Oh yes, and my sis says to say "hi" to everyone, or she'll find her pliers and pinch my nose --'

respectfully,
aliveinchrist13(who will be back... oh yes :) )

Envy: It's just something I had to use one time and I decided to keep it for a while. IT'S NOT DRAPERY, EITHER!!

Lust: Thank you. He can be like all three.

Gluttony: …Yes.

Greed: Details, details…

Sloth: …Thanks…

Pride: It can be hard at times, but if you play your cards right, it can be quite rewarding…

Wrath: If you mean at the end of the series, I like her again.

Dante: Yes, I did. Why, do you have something wrong with them? (glare)

Scar: That's great. I'm just so happy you feel that way.

Armstrong: How can I possibly be scary!? MY SPARKLES JUST MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE TO LIVE IN!!!

Izumi: It is hard, but I don't think of him as my son.

Winry: Hi to your sister!!

Dear certain people I'm addressing this to,

Roy: You steal Havoc's dates a lot, right? So...what would happen if he accidentally dated a guy? Would you steal that date too?

Izumi and Sig: It's nice how you two love each other, don't let anyone ruin that love!

Kimbley and Archer: You guys suck. I hope you both go to the underworld when you die.

SplitPersonalities

Roy: Havoc, you date guys?

Havoc: HOW COULD I POSSIBLY "ACCIDENTALLY" GO OUT WITH A GUY!?

Roy: There are a lot of guys out there that look feminine. Take FullMetal, for instance.

Ed: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?!?

Havoc: Hmmm, you're right.

Ed: DON'T TAKE HIS SIDE!!

Roy: See what I mean?

Havoc: Yeah, you're right, I do. But I can tell a guy from a girl, and I'd never go out with a guy.

Envy: (walks by)

Havoc: Wow, that chick's pretty cute! I wonder if she's single…?

Envy: I'M A MAN!!!!!!

Havoc: …That was a one time thing…I'll never mistake a guy for a girl again…

Izumi: Don't worry, we won't. (A/N Ever hear that song "Even In Death" by Evanescence? Check it out. It pretty much works for them)

Kimbley: I hope you don't cry when I blow you up.

Hi guys!

Envy: If all of the fangirls got together and washed your hair till the spikiness fell out, then put in an afro, would you be a broccoli tree instead of a palm tree?
Ed: Do you think Envy with an afro would be a broccoli tree?
Dante: If you don't really like other humans, why'd you train Izumi?
Izumi: Did you ever suspect anything...evil...afoot during your training? And...Why did you have to die in the movie?! Though the scene with Wrath was cute...

Siacatmesecat

Envy: What the hell- does broccoli even grow on trees?!?! NO!

Ed: Yes.

Envy: NO!

Ed: YES. You would be a broccoli tree!!

Envy: JUST SHUT UP BEFORE I KILL YOU!!!

Dante: You never know when you might need backup…Though it didn't turn out as I'd hoped…

Izumi: Why do you think I left? Is it my fault that I died?

If you could choose to burn or freeze to death, which one would you choose? (assuming all of you homunculi had puked up all you Philosopher's Stones already.) (this one is open to whoever has an opinion.)

HughesHanajimaHilariaHypocrite

Roy: Burning is so much better than freezing.

Ed: If you burn to death, it'd probably be faster.

Al: But if my armor got cold enough, it'd become brittle and break, so that'd be faster for me.

Wrath: Burn, I guess.

Envy: Freeze.

Lust: Burn.

First of all I've got to say, I love you Roy. You're my favorite character, but you've got to lose the mini skirt thing. There are a lot of people out there who just look better in pants. Oh and Al, challenge Ed to some type of challenge and if he lose you get to keep a cat.

fallen-snow

Roy: Give up on miniskirts? Are you joking or something?

Al: That's a great idea!! Oh, Eeed!!

It's me again!!
Envy: I gotta agree with UchihaNaruto59548. You should calm down a little, chill. Do some yoga, go to a SPA. Have a 'it's all about me day' and don't let Dante or the other homunculi tell you that you can't. Just don't go around killing people. (gives chocolate)These should make you happy!!

Wrath: Why not? Your hair looks so soft!!

Sweetkittens

Envy: No! Spas are for girls, anyway!

Ed: So it'd be perfect for you!

Envy: Shut up! Anyway, I don't like chocolate, either! Maybe I'd be happier if you people left me alone about my looks and pairing up with the FullMetal Pipsqueak!

Wrath: Just no! I don't want anyone touching my hair!!!!

Hello I'm back! MUWAHAHA!! -blows on dog whistle-

Sloth: Brittany (my RoyXSloth obsessed friend) said she's going to put you in a tanning bed so you evaporate before you kill her...

Roy: You're an evil man... -squirts him with a water gun- take that!

Lust: Well... I just thought it was weird... I mean you just suddenly started to cry when Ed said that the movie was over...

Scar: o0 No... I don't have a problem with the jogging suits but... you two were in armor... so I just thought it was strange. It must have been very, very hot being in those suits of armor and wearing the jogging suits... I hope you two didn't faint while walking around in them.

Shoushin

Sloth: I'd like to see her try to catch me.

Roy: Hey! Now that wasn't very nice…

Lust: Do you have a problem with that or something?

Scar: Of course we didn't.

That's all the questions I have! I'll be back on Monday with more. It's now 2 in the afternoon……heehee, and I started at, what, 8? I just watched the FMA OAV Chibi Party, so I totally get it all now. Go UTube (I finally got it to work so I can play AMVs on my uber slow computer )! So, I'll see you with another chapter on Monday.