Whenever I look in my in-mail, here's what I see:
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That's the majority of my mail these days…Not that I'm complaining, I really love this lol. I just wish I'd get as many reviews for my other stories as I do for this one lol. Also, my sister and I were talking last night about InuYasha and FMA, and we realized that "Fletcher" and "lecher" rhyme!!! 0o uh-ohs…
Ed
-you shouldn't be
so sensitive about your height (even though your outbursts are
funny). You do get taller in the movie.
Winry and
Riza
-did you two know that you had the same hairstyles in the
movie?
Harryswoman
Ed: How, exactly, are my outbursts funny!??!?! Maybe if people didn't bother me about it so much, I wouldn't have such a problem!!!
Winry: Well, yeah. Whenever I snuck into the military I "borrowed" her hairstyle, and I liked it so I used it for a while afterwards.
Hey guys! I'm back!! Okay, now..
Wrath, Fletcher: Do either of you want a sucker? -holds one out-
Roy-...get a life...
Black Hayate- -pats head.-
Bye for now!
Hoshi-Ryuu
Fletcher: You mean a lollipop? Sure (takes one)
Wrath: You only held one out! I want one, too!
Roy: I go out many nights after work. I'm pretty sure that I have more of a life than most people, including you.
Black Hayate: Arf! Arf! (wags tail)
OK now...you guys have sorta got me in a foul mod so..
Sloth - Yes, I know what Sloth means.
Wrath - Hi there! See I won't be rude to my favorite sin.
Envy - Calm down. Like frig, you need to relax.
Ed - You're vertically challenged. Can you deal with that fact??
Fletcher - Ha, you and Wrath are the cutest.
Dreams – UnitedSloth: Then you should have known why I sound "lazy".
Wrath: Thanks…But I still want my lollipop.
Envy: Maybe you should all relax. AND STOP CALLING ME A GIRL AND STUFF!!
Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL AN ANT COULD CRUSH HIM AND NOT EVEN REALIZE THAT HE'S THERE!?!?!!!?
Fletcher: Heehee! Thanks :3
Rant begins:
This fcuking asshole on livejournal said, and I quote, "'Hilaria'...was that name given in seriousness? I mean, it practically BEGS to be mocked." about my OC name (and, through that, my pen name) and I am seriously pissed.
Rant ends.
What is the best way to
get back at this bitch?
Thanks.
Ed: I say, if she's making fun of what you believe or whatever, you shouldn't hold back! Yeah! Trash her name all around the web!
Winry: Yeah, but two wrongs don't make a right…
Ed: So? She asked how to get back at the bitch!
Winry: Yeah, but I mean, that could just make things worse. She should just ignore her.
Ed: I still say trash her…
Hello... I'm insane still and I'm fully energized with coffee!!
Everyone: Happy Easter!!
Sloth: Believe me... she will try... and she might catch you... all she'll need is... a waterproof vacuum cleaner!
Roy: Who said I was nice? When I was talking to Winry and Ed I told them I was evil!! I'll show you... -goes over to Ed, and kicks him in the shin... not his automail shin... his human leg shin- Rip off artist!! MUWAHAHAHA!!
Lust: Both you and Scar think I have a problem with something! I don't have a problem with anything! Besides... I just thought... it was very weird... and it kinda scared me...
Scar: Sure... yeah... I'll believe you when... uhh... dogs fly!
Winry: You read InuYasha? YAY! I wish you could watch the show... but you don't have a television. Hey... who's you favorite character? Is it Kagome? Because I think you two are alike... here's one example: You both have to deal with stubborn guys! -laughs-
Shoushin Everyone: Thanks!!Ed: I don't believe in god…
Everyone: …"
Sloth: I really don't think that she could.
Roy: Haha! Nice!
Ed: THAT WAS NOT FUNNY!!
Roy: Of course it was.
Lust: Good. You'd better not have a problem with it.
Scar: Don't push your luck…
Winry: In my spare time, which I don't have much of. That's why I read manga; they're faster to read than novels. I really like Sango, too…but I do agree with what you said about Kagome!!
Ed: What's that supposed to mean!?!?
Winry: …Noooothing…You never tell me anything, so why should I tell you?
Ok me again and I got a question for Fletcher- What is your favorite animal, and what would you do if Russell died of red water poisoning?
Russell-I got a friend who was mad at me for saying you should die, but I it doesn't really bother me if you would live or not; I'm fine with ether.
Ed (movie)- Oh ya, then WHY was their alcohol in YOUR room, on YOUR table? I don't think it was Heiderich's, now was it?
Moofy-FanFletcher: Umm…I guess I like birds…If Russell died, I'd be very sad, but I'd try to move on and keep studying Alchemy.
Russell: You don't know how excited I am to hear that.
Ed: Technically, Al Heiderich owned the place. Anyway, why the hell would I want to drink that CRAP? It messes you up and stuff. It isn't logical. And anyway, did you actually SEE the word "alcohol" on it? I don't think so.
Winry: It SOUNDS like you're trying to cover something up…
Ed: I'm not!!!
Dearest
Scar,
Incidently, I've noticed an utter lack of fandom for you,
but I want to let you know that you are not left out. Just because I
fear you doesn't mean I don't have the urge every now and then to run
up and give you a hug or ruffle your hair (Provided you don't blow my
brains out my ass). On another note, I am currently writing a
fanfiction regarding you and the Colonel (NO YAOI! It's a gag gift)
called "Ishbalan in a box", based on the those little
clowns in the box that play the pop goes the weasel song (Pop goes
the alchemist...), I wanted your opinion on that...
Sincerely,
Teh
Okamiluva, one of a small group of Scar fans
Scar: I thank you for the support (even if it was a little creepy when you said you want to ruffle my hair). Personally, it sounds to me like that story of yours is going to be…messed up in some way, but don't let that stop you from writing in.
Hola! I'm in a MUCH better mood today!
Envy:
1.YAY!! ME AND YOU ARE GOING TO BE
TIGHT! links arms and starts skipping with him
2.You always seem
so gloomy...you know what I think you need? smooches him on
lips
Winry:
1.I apologize for everything I may have said.
But I still think you and Ed don't suit each other, you're too
mean.
Ed:
1. tears well up in eyes IM SO SORRY
EDO-KUN!
2.I am afraid I can't marry you, I am destined to be
with (dun dun dun...) HAVOC! (teehee just kidding!) I'm actually
destined to be with Roy.
Roy:
1.I'm sorry I slapped
you... kisses it better There!
2.Can I join the military?
PWEEASE!
To Ed & Al:
You should watch 'Date Rape' on
YouTube... So much EdxAl, I couldn't watch it all:)
Dante:
1.
Can you make me into a homunculus? That would be so awesome...
pictures what life would be as a homunculus sigh...
Kain:
clings
to you You are just to cute for words!
Riza:
1.Pleaasee
give me a gun... I promise I'll use it responsibly (on other people)
You could even teach me how to use it! (Even better! poor
unsuspecting people)
That's all for now! Love you All! But Especially Envy, Roy, Ed, Kain, Al, Hughes and Havoc!
Sincerely,
CrimsonTears2
Winry: Thanks for the apology…
Ed: She's not that mean. I mean, sure, she gets pissed off easily, and she beats me over the head with a wrench for the smallest things…let's see, what else?
Winry: Are you DONE, Edward??
Ed: Um…y-yes? Oh, when did I ever ask to marry you?
Havoc: STOP PICKING ON ME!!!
Roy: I'll pick you up tonight for our date around seven ;) Oh but, uh, you can't join the military. Especially not after you slapped me.
Ed: I don't think I want to…
BakaKonekoRKL: That's one of my favorite videos!! I've been watching it every day for the past week! XD
Ed: You're just sick.
BakaKonekoRKL: Thank you! But it's not just EdxAl. Well, the one I saw wasn't anyway.
Dante: I don't think so.
Fuery: Thank…you? Um, could you let go now? Please?
Riza: I'm not going to teach you how to use a gun just so that you can hurt innocent people with it. A gun should be used for defense and in battle.
Dear certain people I'm addressing this to,
Kimbley: I'm pretty sure I won't cry if I get blown up...which I won't since I escape death a lot. Also, you can't blow me up 'cause...YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE I LIVE! HAH!!
Roy: Ed doesn't look like a girl...much at least. You know, one day he's gonna get back at you, so you better watch out.
Ed: I just read the second novel and it's so funny how you tricked those ladies into thinking Roy was your dad.
Scieszka: I like your ability, it'd be so useful if I could remember almost everything I read.
SplitPersonalities
Kimbley: I can find out.
Roy: Please. I'm not afraid of him.
Ed: You should be. Heh, thanks. I love making him look like an idiot X-)
Scieszka: Thanks so much I'm glad that I can help people using my talent.
Hi! Me again!
Roy:
ROY MUSTANG, YOU ARE A SEXY, SEXY BITCH... ON FIYAH, BAYBEH, ON
FIYAH! S... OH! And you may not be gay, but you have to be bi at
least, you know, bisexual... I mean, Ed would make the straightest of
the straight drool...
Ed: I'm not referring to Envy... People can
tell you're a guy right away but you still look like a girl... Are
you bi?
Al: Sorry, nothing to say except... WOULD YOU EVER HAVE
SEX WITH YOUR BROTHER?
Envy: FINE! You wear a skort, right? A
shorts-skirt kinda thing... Would ya ever like or like-like one of
the homunculi?? And I still LURVE you, Envy...
Haha... You would
never have guessed, but I'm a GIRL!
Roy: I sure hope you're a girl, if you're saying that stuff to me. Um, and I've never looked at another guy. Ed is too young for me, anyway. That might be considered pedophile-ism.
Ed: I'M NOT A GIRL AND I'M NOT BI!!!!!
Al: Um…Brother…? What's she talking about………?
Ed: ……Great. Now, thanks to you, I need to give Al "the talk".
Al: That doesn't sound good…
Ed: And NO, he wouldn't!!
Envy: NO! It's not a fcuking skort!!!! Probably not, but there are some female homunculi.
Ok, that's 10 questions This column is brought to you by the following AMVs on YouTube: Date Rape, Circle of Transmutation, It Sucks To Be Me, and Roy, There is Life Outside Your Apartment. 3 I have 3 left over that I'll start with on Wednesday. 'Till then!