WOO!! Only 75 more chapters till 100! I'm at the ¼ point! Lol. I'm stressing a bit right now (for school, not this) so the updating of this may not be as good as it could be. Blame my addiction to fanfiction and the essays I have to write xP

Ha ha! I'm back with questions! Here they are:

Dear Ed,
Can Al have a cat in the next 5 minutes? Or maybe in the next hour. How about in a year from now can he have a cat? Please? What will it take to make you say 'yes'?! Hey, what if you give Al a cat and then I will never bother you with this again? Plus nobody else would either.

Dear Al,
I have a plan. If Ed says 'no' then we can ship him overseas and while he's far, far away we can go cat shopping!

Dear Armstrong,
I really like it when you pose and flex your muscles; it's great! So what makes the sparkles appear around you?

Dear Winry,
I need advice and I think that you are the best person to ask. Okay so there was this boy that I liked. He was nice to me but then all of a sudden he just started being a jerk, not just to me but my friend also. What should I do?

See ya!
kuri-chan

Ed: If you keep asking like that he'll NEVER get a cat!

Al: But she has a point, you know…

Ed: Why can't anyone just be more patient!?

Al: You're one to talk. Eheh, anyway, I don't think that I'd want to ship Brother off to another country or anything like that just so I could get a cat ' Sorry!

Armstrong: THANK YOU! THE PINK SPARKLES ARE A SECRET THAT HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG LINE FOR GENERATIONS, SO I CAN'T TELL YOU!

Winry: He could be acting that way for one of two reasons, I think. One, he knows that you like him, and he doesn't like you, so he's trying to get you to stop liking him. Or two, he likes you too and…well, he is a boy, right?

Ed: What's THAT supposed to mean!?

Winry: Well, sometimes guys suck at showing that they love someone. So he might think that it's "cool" to be a jerk to you and your friend. Whatever it is, you should probably talk to him. Who knows, maybe it has nothing to do with you, but the kids he hangs out with.

A/N I dunno if I sent a reply back, but it's no problem Trust me, I get about 20 e-mails for this a day, one more isn't gonna hurt

Hey Ed look who's back! And I have more questions so as before, here we go. Well I'll answer your question Ed: no I don't have anything against you, but you're the only one that I can really pick on, I mean yea, Envy looks like a girl but people like him are not a new thing nowadays but it's fun to mess with you (unless you can give me something to mess with someone else with). Oh and I'm with you and Envy about that sick EdxEnvy crap that's just wrong and I mean it all; the gay love thing is sick. Hmm I'll do Pride next. DUDE why did you kill your kid man if you would have told him to live with it he would have and even if I am a Roy fan you would have won. Now for (as I said last time) the great Flame Alchemist. Hey dude I know how people mess with you about stealing Havoc's girl's but you should; I mean it must be simple, he has no backbone so unless he gets one, no girl will date him for long. Now Armstrong. You need to put Havoc in some super training of yours to give him a backbone! Now Hughes. I don't like that people make you look like the stupidest man that was ever born. So what if you're crazy about your kid? That shows you love her. Well, I'll be back and hey Ed, you should be happy: no short jokes.

Devine Spark Alchemist Ed: Just because you CAN pick on me doesn't mean that you SHOULD

Winry: Ed, calm down, EVERYONE picks on you. It's not like it's something new.

Ed: Not EVERYONE! I mean, I'm pretty sure Lieutenant Hawkeye hasn't ever made fun of me!

Riza: (clears throat)

Ed: Not you too!!!

Riza: Um…let's get on with the questions, shall we?

Pride: He wasn't really my kid. The person that I was supposed to have been, he was the father, but not me, and I didn't really have any feelings towards the kid, anyway.

Roy: Haha, yes I agree!!

Havoc: That's not true! Have you read this column? Plenty of girls say that they'd go out with me and not the Colonel!

Roy: But would you be willing to put it to the test?

Havoc: Of course!

Roy: Well that's great, considering you'll never meet any of those girls. (smirks)

Armstrong: GREAT IDEA! COME, HAVOC! WE'LL GET STARTED RIGHT AWAY!! (drags Havoc off)

Havoc: Um, that's not really necessary!!

Hughes: Thanks, I feel the same way

Hi! This is the first time I write to you all, so these questions are for everyone in general:
Which are your favorite opening and ending songs from the anime? (FMA anime of course XD)
Do any of you play any sports?? Because until now I've never seen any sign of existence of any sport, neither in the anime nor manga haha! (however I've seen a picture where you all are playing soccer and basket XD it's really cool!)
What do you think of Hiromu Arakawa? Do you even know who is she? (in other words she's like your god; your creator XD )
Well, that's all for now I'll be back later, see you then!

roa07

Ed: I like "Rewrite" the best.

Winry: I like "Motherland" (even though it's really sad) and "Kesenai Tsumi".

Al: Does the movie count? I like "Link".

Roy: "Undo" and "Ready, Steady, Go".

Riza: "Tobira no Mukou e".

Hohenheim: "Melissa".

Scieszka: "I Will" is my favorite.

Ed: The only thing close to a sport that Al and I do is our martial arts and sparring. But really, who has time for sports when you're trying to do something like find the Philosopher's Stone? Besides, it's not like we don't get enough exercise.

Winry: Yeah, I don't have time either, but I get enough exercise doing automail, and then just playing with Den, like taking him for walks, and also going to town for groceries and things.

Ed: Um, who? I don't believe in god.

It's me again! I'm dead because Scar killed me after I made that 'Way too religious' comment, but my ghost has come back to haunt you all!

To Ling (Manga):
1. That time when you guys were trapped in Gluttony's stomach and Ed pulled off his shoe and was all, "Hey, let's eat our shoes!", I laughed so hard, my brain turned to mush and seeped out of my nose!
2. Did you actually EAT Ed's shoe?
3. You're kinda hott.

To Falman:
How old are you? My friend said you're about a hundred (He's crazy), but I think you're in your fifties, right?

To Ross (Manga):
How does it feel to be in a situation like that? You know, being convicted of a crime you didn't commit and having to sneak out of the country and all that stuff. You are a very strong woman for not freaking out after all this (I know I would freak). I admire you.

To Pride (Anime):
That Ouroborus on your eye thing is really freaky. But I think it's cool. Did anyone ever question how you got your eye patch? If they did, how did you answer them?

To Dante:
What happens to people after you take over their bodies? I mean, what happens to their souls and all that?

HisokaYukiko

Ling: HaHa!! It's a secret ;)

Falman: …I don't think that I feel like telling you…

Ross: It was horrible. I'm just glad that I have such good friends to help me through it all.

Pride: I'm in the military. I suppose that it was pretty much assumed that I'd gotten it shot out in battle, or something of the kind.

Dante: They die. A body cannot hold two souls at the same time, so the person's soul dies but the body stays alive with my soul in it.

-starts laughing like a maniac- The crazy person is back!!

Sloth: Now I don't think she would kill you... you're her fave character... besides Roy...
Hm... I just got an idea... sense you're good with kids... I guess... could you baby-sit my baby sister?

Roy: You liked that? Hm... okay then I'll do it again... -kicks Ed again-

Lust: Stop saying that!! I already told you I don't have a problem with it!

Scar: But... I want to push my luck... -gets a box, writes 'luck' on it and starts pushing it- See... I'm pushing my luck... LOL

Winry: You like Sango? Wow... my friend, Lana, likes you and Sango. And I think she would hug you for that... if she was here right now...

Ed: You're exactly like Inuyasha, Ed! You're stubborn and you're really dense! LOL

Wrath: Sense Hoshi-Ryuu didn't give you anything... -gives him 13 lollipops, 7 chocolate bunnies, 10 bags of M&Ms and 5 cans of coke- There... have fun with the sugar rush...

Shoushin Sloth: You really want a Homunculus baby-sitting your baby sister?

Ed: OW! WHAT THE HELL!?

Roy: HaHaHa!!!!

Lust: Good.

Scar: You're beginning to annoy me…

Winry: HeeHee! Tell her hi for me

Ed: Why are you picking on me?

Winry: But it's the truth, Ed!

Ed: No way.

Wrath: (eating sugary-foods) Sugar rush? What's that?

5 minutes later…

Wrath: WowThisIsGreatHIIIIIIIIIEveryoneILikeSugarIFeelFullOfEnergyAMITALKINGTOOLOUD???

Ed: My ears…are burning…

Hello!

Envy:
1.Well that isn't a very nice thing to say, Envy. I was just trying to cheer you up. Hmph well I'm still joining you because I rock and I say so. And I suppose I will stay three steps away from you, deal?
2.Why are you so awesome? Can you teach me how to be awesome like you? If you don't then I will hug you when you're not looking!

Winry:
1.hugs you Glad you accept my apology!

Ed:
1.You never asked to marry me I just sorta decided that we were going to get married. But not anymore!

Havoc:
teehee, I'm sorry, I just couldn't help it! It just fit so well.

Roy:
1.Seven sounds good!
2.crying I'm sorry...

Dante:
Pff fine! I never thought you were cool anyways, hag... I can't believe Hohenheim liked you, ugh. (and I'm not saying this cuz you wont make me a Homunculi, its cuz I really don't like you)

Kain:
1.lets go hehe sorry.

Riza:
I like your hair! Can I have it?

Armstrong:
What's with the pink sparkles? They give me nightmares! (I hate pink!)

Hughes:
1.Can I see pics of Elysia?
2.I love your knives! They rock!

BYE EVERYONE!

CrimsonTears2222 Envy: Did I EVER say that I was nice? You'd better stay away from me, or else…AND YOU DON'T SCARE ME!!! Ed: Well good. I didn't want to marry you anyway. Havoc: Why is it so fun to pick on me…?

Ed: Don't complain. They pick on me way more.

Havoc: Hey, I guess you're right. Thanks, shrimp.

Ed: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!?

Dante: So I guess it's a good thing I didn't turn you into a Homunculus.

Riza: …You can copy the style, but you can't physically have my actual hair…I actually like it, if that's okay.

Armstrong: WHAT? HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE THEM???

Hughes: Okay and thanks!! (shows pictures off-scene)

Hello my loves!

To Envy, Ed and Roy: Did you guys know that there's an icon that says "Ed, Roy & Envy bring sexy back"? I thought it was hilarious!!

Envy: You do look somewhat girly O.o...so a SPA would be great for you!! XP And if not a SPA then just go to the beach...

Wrath: Since Envy doesn't want my chocolate (glares at Envy) do you want it? (hands over chocolate)

Ed: I have a pic of you...IN A DRESS!! And I'll show it to all your friends (and enemies) because I'm feeling rather evil today!! (shows pic to FMA crew)
Muwahahahaha!

You loyal, not crazy fan,
Sweetkittens

Roy: I think I do without them.

Ed: Cocky bastard…

Envy: What the hell is wrong with you people? AND I'M NOT GOING TO A SPA OR THE BEACH!!!

Wrath: YEAAAAAAAH!!!!

Everyone: NO!!!

Ed: He's already sugar high! Don't give him any more!!! Oh, and I don't believe you about that picture. I've never worn a dress before in my life.

Winry: I'm pretty sure I tricked you into wearing one of mine when we were kids…

Ed: (blushing) THAT DOESN'T COUNT!!

Envy- have you realized that since you've dedicated your life to killing Ed and Hohenheim (and Al too, I guess) without them, your life won't have any meaning? Once your goal is achieved, you'll have nothing to work toward. Isn't it better to keep Ed alive so you can beat him up again and again?

HughesHanajimaHilariaHypocrite

Envy: Um, no. I'm sure that after I kill them both, I'll find something to do that doesn't involve arts and crafts to occupy my time.

BakaKonekoRKL: In regards to your other comment (kinda), my livejournal name is edokunslover so feel free to friend me and such

Dearest Scar,

'Tis me again, and I'm glad you're not mad (That Rhymed!) about my story (Was afraid you were and might hunt my ass down...). I am curious, however, as to why you might find it odd that I might ruffle your hair (It looks ruffleable, and I am aware that is not a word). Now, I am ashamed to inform you that I recently have found a large spawn of pairings on your part (ROMANCE IS EVIL!), yaoi in particular. And guess who?
YOU AND EDWARD! If that is not morally wrong on all accounts, I don't want to be right. Your opinion (Considering he IS a BOY, a STATE ALCHEMIST, AND... he's like frigging half your age, I checked, you're 30)?

Teh Okamiluva

Scar: …Please, just don't touch my hair. Yes, yaoi is VERY evil. I won't tell you my age, but Ed is defiantly too young for me, and besides that, I'm not gay. I think that's fairly obvious.

Ed & Al: What would you be doing if your mom didn't die? Would you like it that way or this way? (I think the no Roy or constant danger of killing could work out pretty well!)

Winry: Hi! What would you do if Auto-Mail closed down because of some other sort of technology?

To all: Consider you have time to reply on have you seen the wide selection of pairings? I know it gets all of you mad and all but... some are just so AWESOME! Even if they are yaoi or stories that won't make sense in real life like DantexAl...

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Ed: I expect we'd be living a fairly normal life.

Al: Ed and Winry would've gotten together already, for one thing…

Ed: Alphonse!! I mean, there are a lot of jobs an Alchemist could have, so we'd probably be in good shape. I'd definitely like it that way better.

Al: Because you could be with Winry…

Ed: NO! Because Mom would still be alive and several people, like you, would be spared some pain!

Al: Yeah, but what about the Homunculi? Who'd take them down?

Ed: Dad, I guess. Who knows? They might have even gone unnoticed.

Winry: (pales) That could never happen, that could never happen, that could never happen…

Ed: Yes. We hate many of those pairings.

Al: (scarred; can't speak)

Winry: Oh! Poor Al!

Ed: At least he's paired with a girl…Unlike SOME people…

Dear peoples,
I'm trying to get my guy friend to ballroom dance with me but he said no. Should I ask his mom (she would probably make him do it) or should I go to a different guy?
Much Love,
Snowysaku

Ed: If he doesn't want to don't force him into it. Guys don't like stuff like that.

Winry: Yeah. Wait, is it an actual dance like at school, or do you just want him to ballroom dance with you? I don't think that I could accurately answer the question if I'm unsure…

Ed: Just get another guy to do it, whichever it is!!!

Hi I'm back!

Wrath- -holds out lollipop- Here Wrath. -hugs-
Black Hayate- -huggles-
Fletcher- Do you feel lonely when Russel works on things that you can't?

Hoshi-Ryuu Wrath: YAYY!!!!!

Ed: HE DOESN'T NEED ANYMORE SUGAR!!!

Black Hayate: Arf! Arf!! .

Fletcher: No, not really. I know that he's older than me, so there are some things that he can do that I can't. I'm perfectly okay with it.

Sorry, I have 6 more questions to answer, but I'm outta time. And I'd like to type up some of "Like You". I'm in serious need of a vacation…lol, I just got back from Spring Break ' I typed up all of this Wednesday but the stupid…THING didn't download right. GOMEN!!! Also, I'll try to sneak online before and during school hours whenever I can until Monday to get a head start on answering questions. Again, I'm really sorry that my updating schedule has been messed up for this, as well as for "Like You". I wanted to update last night and the night before, as well as the night before that, but my sister came online (we only have 1 computer in this house) to do something pointless, and later realized that she had homework to do…" So that took away a LOT of time. Sorry!!!!!!!!!!