I'm really sorry it took so long to update last time!! I'm not sure what was wrong…Um, well I'm trying to keep up with everything, and I wrote a lot of these in school and LATE last night until the ants in my room freaked me out and I vacuumed them up, leaving me with an awful headache. Um…You probably don't wanna know ' Anyway, I made a note to mention something about the 12th manga, but I'm not sure what it was, seeing as it was a few days ago. Maybe the fact that I'm only up to the 12th? I dunno…
Dear certain people I'm addressing this to,
Hohenheim: Between Dante and Trisha, who did you probably like best?
Envy: Did you ever think of going against Dante?
Russell: Does Fletcher know about "the talk"? Oh, and give him this stuffed dolphin for me. hands him a stuffed dolphin
Al: If you can't have a real cat, then here's a cute, stuffed one. You probably have a lot from others, but another one can be nice and your brother can hug this when he sleeps, if he wants. hands him a stuffed cat
SplitPersonalities
Hohenheim: Like I told Ed, I don't think that I had ever truly loved before I met Trisha.
Envy: No, not really. Do you think I want to end up like Greed? Besides, she pretty much keeps me alive.
Ed: Awww, you wuv your mommy!
Envy: At least I didn't try to bring her back from the dead like some people!
Russell: Um, no. Our parents are dead and you really expect me to be able to tell him? He can talk to Alphonse to find out. I'll give him the dolphin for you.
Al: Yay! Thank you!
Ed: Why would I want to sleep with a stuffed cat?
Winry: Do you know how WRONG that sounded??
Ed: …It wasn't MEANT to!!!
Roy: Ed is NOT too young
for you! Do you know how cute, hot and SEXY of a couple the two of
you would make?
Ed: GURL! Shouldn't Al already know about
'that'?
Al: Would you have sex with Roy?
Envy: What do you
think of Pride-Edo? Do you even have any idea how HOT Ed is as a
homunculus?
Hughes: I totally feel for ya, buddy. I have this
cousin, he turns 2 in June and he is so cute!! His dancing is
adorable and he is the smartest EVER! Sadly, I do not have the
funding or time to take endless photos of him... some people have all
the luck... -sigh-
Anyway, that's pretty much it for now!
Roy: Yes he is. I don't want people to think I'm a gay pedophile.
Ed: Even though you are. I mean, come on, why else would you want me under your command and stuff?
Roy: You're lucky I don't burn you to a crisp.
Ed: Um, no, not really. We were too young when Mom died to have her explain it to us, and it's not something you'd find people like us discussing. Really, we talk about the Philosopher's Stone, Homunculi, and things like that, because that's what's dominant in our lives. Not sex.
Al: Brother says I'm not allowed to talk to you.
Envy: …I'm gonna pass on answering this one.
Hughes: Awww! I bet he's not as smart as Elysia, though. She's so amazing and cute! I can lend you one of my cameras, if you want
Al- Hi, I think your awesome. Uhh ya that's it.
Winry- So what does it feel like to be left in the dust by your two best friends?
Ed- Do you like the band Sum41? I think you would and by the way they are the awesome
Envy- You should watch Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged by little Kirboh. It's the shiznets.
Moofy-FanAl: Oh, hi! Thanks!
Winry: Well, it pretty much sucks. (glares at Elrics) Especially when they don't tell you anything. (glares even harder at Ed)
Ed: …(unnerved by Winry's gaze) U-um…who? S-sorry, I've never heard of them before…
Envy: Why me? What makes you think I'd care?
Pst. Hey.
Scieszka: Okay, I'm actually using this column for what it was originally meant to be. Anyways, I need help. There are these two guys in my class who are total and complete jerks. They never admit to anything they do and they always mess around with me because I'm such an easy target. One of them rides my bus, and he treats me like his girlfriend or something, even though I'm NOT and I don't want to get involved in romance until University. Weird, I know, but that's just me. ; What can I do to keep them at bay?
Roy: Can you sing opera? Because if you can, I would like to hire you part time just 'cause you're sexy.
Ling: Will you give me a nice, long hug, please? I need it rather badly.
Envy: YOU KILLED HUGHES! UNLEASH THE RADIOACTIVE PENGUINS!!
BibliophielScieszka: I used to get picked on like that, too. I usually used to ignore them.
Winry: You should tell them off!! Stand up for yourself! Don't let them boss you around like that!!
Scieszka: Or, you could always talk to someone about it, like a teacher or friend. Try not to be alone when those kids are there, so you have someone to back you up.
Winry: You could also just laugh and play along. Like reverse psychology.
Roy: I've never sung ANYTHING before, and frankly, I don't plan on starting.
Ling: Of course!!! (hugs) You know, after Miss, Winry refused my proposal, I've sort of been looking for a girl to—
Winry: (hits him with a wrench) She said she doesn't wanna get involved with anyone yet!
Ling: Now, now, my fair Winry, don't be jealous…
Envy: I'm not afraid of some damn penguins!
Ed
-just admit you
had a drink or two, it won't be so bad. besides, the drinking
age in 1923 was probably younger than 21.
Clara
-why do you
like to decieve al?
-al has a crush on you.
Roy
-if
Trisha was still alive, would you hit on her or try to steal her away
from Hohenheim?
Hohenheim
-would you allow Roy to steal
your wife if he could?
Ed: Ok, listen up. Noa brought the drink in. Maybe she thought I'd like it or something, but I never drank any of it. I'd rather not ruin my life, if it's okay with you.
Clara: I never said that I liked it. Oh he does now, does he?
Al: I-I do not!!
Roy: Hmmm, I dunno…
Ed: …You sick bastard…
Roy: I'm only kidding. Please, I don't try to "steal" married women!
Hohenheim: He said that he wouldn't but if he tried, I wouldn't let him.
I have returned! crazed laughter
Wrath-
The movie puts you in a very different
light. You rock!
Archer-
When I first saw you, I was really
creeped out. But now I think you're cool.
Hughes (both of
you)-
If you two had met, what would you think of each
other?
Tucker-
You need to speak up a little bit. I can
barely hear you.
Al-
You rock, end of story.
Wrath: Uh. Thanks.
Archer: Well good. I guess.
Amestris Hughes: I would wonder why he hasn't asked out that world's Gracia yet.
German Hughes: I would wonder what his deal is with his daughter.
Amestris Hughes: Why, what could you possibly mean!?
German Hughes: …You're a little…overboard with the pictures and stuff, you know?
Amestris Hughes: Oh, you'll understand when you have kids.
Tucker: (still whispering) You know, it's kind of hard to speak above a whisper when you're…bent over like I am.
Everyone: (bends over like Tucker) No, it's not. (A/N This question was brought up at a manga con I went to. We all bent our heads over the back of our chairs and found that we could talk perfectly fine lol)
Al: Thank youEd:
1. First of all
you are so not short! The next time Roy calls you short pull a
Winry and take your wrench to his head.
2. I totally understand
about the cat. It would be really difficult to take care of on the
road, maybe when you and Al finally settle down you can get him a
cat.
3. Just a hint: read the fanfic called "Ways To Annoy
The FMA Crew" so you can really get up under peoples skin when
they call you short (I suggest using a squirt bottle on Roy and
spraying him with it every time he says something stupid!).
Al:
1.
First of all you are totally awesome!
2. I LOVE cats too!!
I had like ten or fifteen at one time, they are so much fun!
Like you, every time I saw a cat on the street it came home with me.
Winry:
1. Props on the automail, it's totally awesome!
2.
Sometimes people deserve to be hit on the head when they break your
amazing automail, but don't try to kill said person.
3. If you had
to choose a favorite tool (besides a wrench), what would it
be?
Roy:
1. HOW COULD YOU CALL ED SHORT?! THAT IS SO
MEAN! IT ALSO SHOWS THAT YOU HAVE A PSYCHOLOGICAL PROBLEM (most
likely self-esteem) THAT MAKES YOU WANT TO PICK ON OTHERS TO MAKE
YOURSELF FEEL BETTER! Okay, now that that's off my chest...
2.
Besides being totally mean and aloof sometimes, you're pretty
awesome! It's nice of you to take care of Ed and Al, even if
you pretend like you don't.
3. How is it that you always seem to
know what is going on and are able to bend it to your
will??
Riza:
1. I am so sorry that you have to deal with
all of the obnoxious guys in the military, especially one that is
obsessed with miniskirts. I feel for you, I have two brothers
that are both younger than me.
2. Where did you learn to shoot so
well?
Envy:
1. As much as I like you, sometimes I think
that you need to seriously have a mood swing for the better.
2.
Are you always mean to everyone, or is there a person that you
actually like?
Sloth and Lust:
1. It's nice to see girls
that are just as strong as the guys, more power to ya!
2. Are you
two friends, like at all?
Greed:
1. You look so much better
when you don't change your form and become the ultimate shield.
2.
How could you kidnap Al?! What did he ever do to
you?!
Gluttony:
1. Are you ever not hungry?
Wrath:
1.
I liked you better when you were nice, but you're still awesome
now!
Pride:
1. Good job keeping your identity secret until
the end of the series!
Havoc, Breda, Falman, Fuery:
1. You
guys are some of my favorite characters! You always seem to
lighten up the mood!
2. To Havoc: Next time Mustang steals your
girlfriend, kick him in the shin hard...and then run away as fast as
you can.
Hohenheim:
1. I understand your reason for wanting
to leave so Ed and Al would never notice that you were decaying, but
it hurt them more since you left. Shouldn't your fatherly instincts
have kicked in and told you to stay?
2. If you could go back in
time, would you stay?
To All:
1. I know this is totally
random but, if you could take one thing to a desert island what would
it be?
2. What is your favorite weapon?
EdElricFan1001
Ed: …I don't…have a wrench…
Winry: And why not?
Ed: …Well, I'm not exactly an automail mechanic!!
Winry: Oh…Right…
Ed: That's exactly my reasoning! Thanks for understanding, and in return, I'll check out that story.
Al: Thanks! Cats are so cute :3 I just love them so much!
Ed: Why don't you give the cats we find on the street to her, instead of trying to drag it along with us?
Al: Oh! Nice idea, Brother! If that's okay with her, that is.
Winry: Thanks! I don't try to kill people, just make sure that they're punished for breaking my masterpieces. Ed's pretty much the only one I do it to, anyway. Um, besides a wrench, I guess my favorite would be a screwdriver, because I use them a lot.
Roy: …Because he is, not because I have a "psychological problem that makes me pick on others to make myself feel better". Thanks for the second comment, and as for the third one, I kind of have a natural talent for things like that, and as for how I know what's going on, all that paperwork isn't always for nothing.
Riza: (sigh) Thank you. I practice a lot, and a lot of it I taught myself.
Envy: No, really, that's okay. I do like some people, but you probably won't find me showing it.
Sloth: Thanks.
Lust: Right. I wouldn't exactly call us "friends", but we're pretty much on the same side.
Greed: Well, sometimes I need to. Um, Alphonse never did anything to me, but I was hoping to find out some things from him. I mean, little kids don't ever do anything to get kidnapped, but you hear about abductions every day!
Gluttony: …Um…nope.
Wrath: I'm the one with the mood swings, not Envy!
Pride: Really, it was very easy.
Havoc, Breda, Falman & Fuery: Thanks!!!
Havoc: I'm not stupid enough to do that!
Hohenheim: Of course my fatherly instincts told me to stay, and I wanted to more than anything, but I knew that my family would get hurt if I did, whether by Dante and the Homunculi finding us or even just the truth about me. If I could go back in time, I'd stay longer, perhaps, if I could conceal my true nature for longer than I had.
Winry: My wrench, for both protection and I could probably use it (in one way or another) to get food!
Ed: I wouldn't need anything, I have Alchemy.
Al: Same here. Maybe some of that "Press-N-Seal" stuff so I wouldn't have to worry about the circle on my armor washing away.
Riza: One of my guns, of course.
Roy: Some matches, in case my gloves get wet and something attacks me. And my gloves are my favorite weapon.
Ed: I think we answered both of those questions in one…
I've got a few questions
for you guys and some things I'd like to point out.
To All Fan
girls: What is wrong with all you people?! Seriously why do you
torture all of these guys with the short jokes, gay jokes, yaoi and
yuri. Why do you call Envy a palm tree? He's is most certainly not a
tree! Ed is most certainly not short and Roy is most certainly not
old (but he's not hot either).
You all have sick, sick minds and I
hope Roy you all get rejected in future letters.
On to
questions.
For Jean Havoc: You should know that you're my
favorite. No one compares to you and your hotness. I most certainly
hate Roy because he's mean to you and I hate to see you sad and now
you legs don't work! I'm so sorry. When you think about it it's Roy's
fault you went out with lust in the first place so it's Roy's fault
you can't walk. Don't worry I'll stay by your side and do anything
for you. I love guys who smoke.
What is your favorite brand of
cigarettes?
Can I be your girlfriend? (I'm legal age)
Would you
like me to beat up Roy for you?
For Breda: I don't think
anyone has asked you anything yet but you're my second favorite.
You're so smart and that's cool. Just so you know I'm afraid of
dogs too.
How did you become afraid of dogs?
What's your
IQ?
Can you teach me how to play Go?
For Barry the
Chopper:
Why are you so awesome? I wish I were stuck in an
apartment with you instead of Falman.
For Ling (manga): Why do
you want to become emperor anyway?
Why is Foo is neglected?
For
Mei (manga): What's with your weird panda pet thing?
Are you
related to Ling?
For LanFan: Do you love Ling?
Are you like
a ninja or something?
For Falman: What color are your eyes?
For Alphonse: Why don't you just hypnotize Ed into letting you get a cat?
There I'm done oh and Roy the only reason you still alive is because I allow it so go fcuk yourself.
Solar KnightEd: We didn't tell her to say that!!
Envy: Right!! Thanks, though.
Roy: What do you mean I'm not hot??
Havoc: Thanks so much! You shouldn't really blame the Colonel, though; it's really not his fault. I don't really actually smoke the cigarettes too often (usually they're just there in my mouth), and you wouldn't know the brand; it's only found in Central. Sure, I'll go out with you, as soon as Roy steals my current girlfriend (should be any day, now…). Really, you don't need to beat him up for me…
Breda: I think I got one question before. Oh, and thanks. I just kind of had a bad experience with some dogs when I was younger- I never got bitten or anything, but they scared me. I'd rather not give out my IQ to strangers, but I'd love to teach you to play "Go" sometime.
Barry The Chopper: Heh heh, thanks! Can I chop you up? d
Ling: …Why wouldn't I want to become Emperor? Also, I do not neglect my vassals.
Mei: Hmm… Both of them are surprises ;-D
LanFan: ………Yes, I'm "like a ninja or something". (A/N FMA NINJA!!! Lol…inside joke… 3s to Keri and Lindsay 3)
Falman: I don't have eyes. Just kidding. I don't exactly stare at my eyes in the mirror, but if I remember correctly, they're a few shades darker than my hair color.
Al: …'Cause I don't know how to hypnotize people? And even if I could, I wouldn't hypnotize my own brother (at least not for something like that (-; )
Dear military personal, I know you think mustang is useless in the rain but he really is useless rain or no rain. All he can do is snap his fingers and make flames come out. I wonder can he really do any other Alchemy? And Mustang, I think you're a jerk, you always call Ed short or insult him about his height, and you always take Havoc's girls. Self-centerness is a bad thing and you really shouldn't let it take you over.
Love Is HardRoy: …You sound like you need some counseling or something. I mean, really. You can't take all of your, and everyone else's, problems out on me. First of all, Flames are pretty powerful (if you know how to use them correctly), and secondly, I do know some other Alchemy, but Flames are…dominant for me. Really. And I mean, in case you hadn't noticed, I care a lot for the people under my command. So I tease Ed, so I (sometimes) "steal" Havoc's girlfriends. It just proves that we can still be friends (well, sort of, in Ed's case, but that's him).
A/N I got your other review, it'll be first in the next one, I promise. I just don't wanna add it to this one ' Sorry!!!!!
Ed: my sister recently drew a picture of you. IT LOOKED RIDICULOUS! At first I thought it was Izumi.
Everyone: what is your view on copyright infringement, such as watching TV online and such? Just wondering.
HughesHanajimaHilariaHypocriteEd: …If she's older then she'd better watch out, but if she's younger, then DAMN LITTLE KIDS!!
Al: Umm…I guess if it's not right, then people shouldn't be doing it.
Winry: Yeah, we don't really know about stuff like that…we don't really have computers and TVs and such here…
I'm back FMA peoples!
((insert cheesy horror music here))
Ed: I'm
asking you this 'cause, well... I want to. What's the difference
between all the transmutation circles? I mean, I know that there's
general alchemic circles, like yours and Al's before you could do
without, and specialty one's, like Mustang's, but what's the
difference between the general alchemic one's? I ask 'cause yours and
Al's are/were both different.
Al: Hiya, Al! I'm sorry you can't
have a cat, but what about a puppy? Surely Ed can't deny you a puppy,
dogs are useful/awesome! I'm actually selling a couple of puppies
right now, they're very sweet and hyper! And Ed, if you deny this
I'll have to come after you in your sleep or sic my sister (one of
your biggest fans) on you.
Winry: Y'know, if Ed ever won't answer one of your questions, you could duct tape him to the wall and use wrench torture on him. That could work.
Roy: Hiya, 'Great Flame Alchemist'! For now, I only have one question, why is there a lizard on your glove? Do you like lizards? Did you burn one as a kid? YOU'RE SECRETLY A PIRATE, AREN'T YOU?!
Riza: Hi, hi! When did you first get interested in guns? And y'know, you never actually told me when you and Roy first met (no, I don't give up easily), were you childhood friends or something? If so, how did he react to your getting interested in guns?
Wrath: HI WRATH! How's sugar high, treatin' ya? Here! ((hands Wrath chocolate covered espresso beans and some Frappuchinos and soda and Pixie StiX)) Go Nuts!
Dante: I would just like to remind you that tons of people hate you, you fail at life, you'll never turn me into a Homunculus (no matter how hard you try, I'll always beat you), and that you should fall into a wood chipper. Have a swell day!
Hughes: Hi, Hughes! ... That's really all I wanted to say. ((sweatdrop))
Envy: I know you can crochet, you can't fool me! CROCHET ME A BLANKET OR... Um... I'LL GLOMP YOU!
Advice time, for one of the weirdest things! Mkay, if any of you have ever heard 'The Legend of Zelda and the Ocarina of Time', I need some advice there. To be put bluntly, the zombies scare the living fire outta me, but I'm about to have to go through at least two super long places infested with zombies, how do you suggest I do that? No obvious answers please, I've tried all of those.
P.S. Kody-chan said she liked Ed's idea best on how to deal with me and David... it hasn't worked, yet. She IS super short, after all. ((grins and dodges Ed's punch))
Neassa-chan
Ed: Different things in the circles mean different things. For example, one shape could mean flame, another could mean water, you know? The more complex ones are much more difficult to explain, though, so I don't really think I can help you much with those.
Al: Thank you, but I really want a cat, not a dog (although they are cute, too).
Winry: That's a great idea!!!! Thanks so much!!!
Ed: …What have you done?!
Roy: Um…actually, it has to do with making the circle work, like how Ed was saying before. You're kind of scary, you know that? (And for ME to say that is really something)
Riza: Not until my teenage years, shortly after the Colonel got interested in Alchemy. We knew each other when we were younger, like Ed and Winry, but not quite as close as them. Since I accepted his study of Alchemy, he accepted my interest in guns.
Wrath: YAAAYYYY!!!
Ed: Yeah…could you people please stop doing that?
Dante: Yeah, right.
Hughes: Hi! What, don't you want to see pictures of my beautiful daughter??
Envy: …No. Just…no.
Winry: I've never heard of that, so I don't really know what you're trying to do, but I think that you should just face your fears and beat those zombies!!
Ed: DAMN YOU.
Ok, that's all my brain can take today. Lol. Updation may be a little slow this week. Let's check out my schedule, shall we?
Well, TaeKwonDo is my most major road block. See, I'm doing a special kind of training to become an Assistant Instructor, and my testing is Friday. I'm pretty good with the physical stuff (surprisingly), but I need to better memorize the mental knowledge stuff. That will have me working late into the night. Lol. I also have a research paper on Elizabeth Bishop for English, and the due dates are INSANE. Seriously. I've really gotta get working on that. Speaking of insane, I'm pretty sure that's what my dad is, so he keeps bugging me to get some stupid hockey names or something for him, which also takes up valuable time. Besides that, I've gotta make up a math quiz after school Wednesday, and school in general and regular TaeKwonDo classes in general take up a lot of time. And I think I'm getting a cold, but it could just be the freezing cold air in this house making my nose run. I have no idea. I think that's it, so I'll be updating Wednesday after my algebra quiz (wish me luck- I'm so bad at algebra!!), and I have a few left over from today that I'll start with. Oh, I have no one to drive me home on Wednesday…