Wow. I had a great idea last night! Instead of pre-writing my answers on loose-leaf paper, I'm gonna write them in my journal for Creative Writing! So thanks to you, I not only save time, but I'll probably get a better grade (not that I'm already getting As or anything…)! Don't worry, I won't put your usernames or anything that seems a bit personal in (not that my teacher knows what fanfiction, never mind FMA or anime, is. She also just kind of skims it, so no worries ).

Hi! I'm back, with better questions, for almost everyone!

Ed: People say you're short but you're probably taller then me, my question, how tall are you?

Al: You're really, really, responsible. You pick up after Ed and that must be hard. My question: why exactly do you like cats?

Mustang: Personally, I don't really like you that much. Women only like you because you're moody and distant and they want to change/get to know you better. Question: can you do any other Alchemy besides your flame attack?

Riza: You're the best person in the military. You keep Mustang in line. My question: do you really think Mustang is useless? I do.

Havoc: Don't ever change! Maybe just try to find a girl. My question: How many cigarettes do you smoke a day?

Falman, Breda, and Fuery: Of your little group of four involving you three and Havoc, would you say that Havoc's the leader?

Hughes: How's Elysia and Gracia?

Armstrong: Lose the diamonds and switch to stars, ones that are blue.

Kimbley: Change your first name.

Archer: Get a tan.

Pride: how do you see? I mean your eye is closed most of the time and you have an eye patch.

Hohenheim: I find you a really good father for some reason, but did you really love Dante at one point?

Lust: It seems like you love Scar; do you?

Gluttony: Do you love Lust?

Envy: How would you categorize yourself: Cross dresser, he-she, genderless, or gay?

Sloth: why do you treat Wrath like your son?

Wrath: Why do you act like Sloth's your mom?

Greed: you say you can do Alchemy, but I don't think I ever really did see you use Alchemy. So can you really?

And last Barry the Chopper: You try to act scary but it doesn't work. Have you tried wearing a dress? That would scare anyone.
-Sighed Love is Hard

Ed: …You don't need to know.

Al: He's probably around 4'6" without his "elevator shoes and hair-antenna", but that's just my guess. He's about 5'4" with them.

Ed: Al! Shut up, shut up, shut up!!

Al: Heehee! Sorry, brother! Uh, I like cats because they're just so cute and friendly and they purr and-

Ed: 'Kay…That's enough…

Roy: Women like me because I'm hot, not because I'm "distant and moody". Well…maybe, but mostly because of my hotness. Also, I can do some other Alchemy, but Flames are my favorite, and I'm also best with them.

Ed: You are so full of yourself…

Havoc: Yeah, I'm working on it. I usually don't actually smoke the cigarettes; they're usually just hanging in my mouth in case I really feel like smoking. Sometimes when I get stressed out or something I'll smoke, but that's not as often as you'd think.

Falman, Breda & Fuery: Uh, yeah, I guess…

Hughes: They're wonderful! Elysia is growing up so fast, and Gracia is as beautiful as ever! You wanna see some pictures?!?

Armstrong: WHAT? BUT THESE DIAMONDS HAVE BEEN PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG LINE FOR GENERATIONS!!

Kimbley: No. Don't make me blow you up.

Archer: Why would I want to sit in the Sun all day?

Pride: My "Ultimate Eye", the one under the eye patch, lets me see everything. With it, I don't even need the other eye, so it's okay for me to keep it closed.

Hohenheim: It was the kind of love one might find with two highschoolers; attracted to each other, so it's called love. But I realized I'd been fooling myself when I met Trisha; it was then that I knew what love really was.

Lust: The woman I was supposed to have been brought back as was in love with Scar's brother, and Scar himself loved her. It's no wonder why I seem to be "attracted" to him.

Gluttony: My Lust…My Lust!

Lust: I'm not even sure what his feelings towards me are; he treats me like all sorts of things; a mother, a lover, a companion, a follower…However, he's not the…smartest creature on Earth, so I'm not sure if we'll ever find out for certain.

Envy: None of the above. I'm not a crossdresser (it's NOT a miniskirt!! If it was, Mustang would be trying to get me into his miniskirt army!!), I know that I'm a man (though Homunculi technically have no gender, so that is to be debated), and I'm not in love with men (or women, for that matter). I guess the closest would be genderless, since Homunculi aren't supposed to have genders.

Sloth: Because the woman I was supposed to have been had sons, and they were the ones who created me.

Wrath: Because the boy I was supposed to have been had a mother, and she was the one who created me.

Greed: Would I lie to you? (smirks)

Barry The Chopper: I'm a man! (Well, technically I'm a soul in armor, but I WAS a man) And as such I will not wear a dress! Do you think I want people to talk to me like how you all talk to Envy? And what do you mean, I'm not scary!?

A/ N They mentioned the dress thing in the actor commentary with Vic and Aaron. It's on the DVD where they go to Lab 5, probably around 6? The entire thing is hilarious, but your question just reminded me of it xD

Your greatest fear has returned!

Ed: I'd like to first say, that you're advice seems to finally be working. Got a lot more friends, anyway who exactly made you that overcoat of yours? And why red? Not that it doesn't rock...

Mustang: Thanks to your advice...I'm actually going to a dance with a lot of lovely ladies! My only problem is, I might say or do something stupid. Any tips?

Envy: If you weren't always a murderous fiend (which totally suits you by the way, and confuses me why people hook you up with Ed), what would you be doing with your life.

Other Homunculi: Same question up above...

Ling: What do you do to make yourself look older? Or is it just genetic?

Peace out y'all and thanks for the help!

Vyser Dragoon!

Ed: I'm not really sure (by the way, you're far from being our greatest fear). Before we burned our house down, when we were looking for things that we should take with us, I found it somewhere and decided I liked it, so I took it.

Roy: Good! I'd say to get on a topic you're comfortable talking about, but something they might find interesting as well. If you say something dumb, say something else to get their (and your) minds off of it. I'm not sure I can help you with doing stupid things, but don't do things that would make them uncomfortable. If they don't want to dance, don't make them, and that sort of thing. Also make sure you compliment them on how they look, even if they don't look good, and offer to get them drinks and such.

Envy: Crocheting. Not really. How should I know?

Wrath: With my luck, I'd probably be on Yock Island.

Gluttony: Eating…

Lust: Looking after Gluttony…I'm sure we'd have fun on our own.

Pride: Running this country. Right into the ground.

Ling: Genetic!

Ed: I think it's a Prince thing or something…don't even bother trying…

Hey! I'm new to this so I'm not sure what to do...
(pokes random button) oO is that a dress, Roy?

Newayz, I'm a heavy supporter of EdxWin xD
I cant stand yaoi or Winry with anyone else

Winry: If Edward's mom didn't die and he stayed at home,
how long do you think it would take for you two to get married? XD
I'm not sure about this, but I think back in that day, there isn't
a certain age limit is there?

Edward: What would you do if Winry disappeared one day? Lets say it has nothing to do with the homunculi or anything, she just disappeared.

Al: Who do YOU want to marry? xD

Roy: Hmm... (Plays random disco music) DANCE, MONKEY!

Riza: It would suck if you ran out of ammo in the middle of something important, right? Do you have any backup plan?
How about seducing Roy to do his paperwork? XD

Armstrong: Are you related to that one guy who went to the moon?
Is it some tradition passed down from generation to generation
of Armstrongs? (gasp) Are those pink twinkles moon dust?!! OO

Hughes: Even though you scare me a bit with your obsession, you still shouldn't have died! They should've made Random Military Guy #2 die instead. (
Blaze

Winry: Married? I appreciate your thoughts, though I'm not too sure Ed is the marrying type…

Ed: Actually, there is a "legal age". You wouldn't want someone who's 30 marrying someone who's 13, would you? That's why when younger girls ask out Havoc, he can't go out with them.

Havoc: Why must you torture me so?...

Ed: Sorry. If Winry disappeared, needless to say, I'd be very worried and I'd try to find her at all costs.

Winry: Oh, Ed! That's so sweet!

Ed: (blushing)

Al: Um…I dunno :3 Ruby (from the third novel) seems like a nice girl, though…Though I can't really get married until I get my body back…

Roy: …Are you feeling okay?

Riza: I always have plenty of ammunition and guns. I've never run out before (not that I can remember, anyway), so I should be fine in the future. And I'm not the kind of person to seduce.

Roy: You do realize that it would work, though.

Riza: Please. I'm not stupid.

Armstrong. No, I'm not, actually. You were wrong in all of your guesses. BUT THE SPARKLES ARE AMAZING, AREN'T THEY!?

Hughes: I totally agree! I mean, Military Guy #2 didn't even have a girlfriend to go home to, never mind a family!

Havoc: You'd better not be talking about me…

I'm back again... and I'm still crazy and evil!!

Sloth: Yes... yes I do... but... just to warn you... she's worse than Envy and Wrath combined... terrible 2s!!

Ed: I'm picking on you because I'm putting on a show for people who like seeing you in pain... and... I'm having fun... -kicks him repetitively-

Lust: ... I'm wondering what would happen if I said I did have a problem with it... LOL

Scar: -sticks tongue out at him- Good!! Annoying people is fun!! Especially when the person getting annoyed is you, Mr. Grumpy... -pokes him a few times-

Winry: She said hi and she gives you an air hug... since she cannot hug you in person... right now.

Wrath: You want more candy? -holds out a HUGE sack filled with candy, laughs evilly-

Shoushin

Sloth: Are you saying I haven't raised Wrath right? Well, never mind, I can take her on.

Ed: THAT'S IT! (transmutes a wall between them) So there!

Al: (sigh) Brother…

Lust: You're really annoying me now. So stop it before you do or say something you regret.

Scar: (grabs tongue and finger and blows them up).

Winry: What do you mean by "right now"?

Wrath: OMGNOWAYLIKESUGARHIGHLIKEWOAAAAH!!!!!!

Ed: The next person to give him sugar will wake up very confused in Barry The Chopper's Shop.

Barry The Chopper: xD

Hi!
Everyone: Stop picking on Ed!!

Ed: Aw poor Ed. You're so unloved -hugs Ed- I know! One of my friends sent me a picture of Mustang in a miniskirt. Let's copy them and post them all over Central then point and laugh when he has a nervous breakdown!
And I don't know why people call you short. You're taller than my English teacher. And he can beat the whole school at basketball too. Even the people that are so tall they have to duck to walk though the door.
Kat

Winry: I don't pick on Ed!

Ed: You hit me with your wrench.

Winry: …That's not really "picking on"; it's for your own good!!

Al: I don't pick on you, Brother!

Ed: You tell everyone my height!

Al: …Okay…so maybe I do…sometimes…

Roy: I don't pick on you, FullMetal!

Ed: Shut it! You're the worst! I'm fairly certain that Riza's the only one who hasn't picked on me yet! By the way, I'm all for posting miniskirt Mustang pictures all over Central.

Roy: I'm not going to break down. I've lived through Ishbal; you think a thing like that would bother me?

Ed: I'm pretty sure it would. I mean, you did almost kill yourself in Ishbal.

Roy: …Almost.

Those are all the questions for now! In biology we had a sub, and he was really nice, so of course, as the girl sitting by herself, he came over and he kinda asked what I was doing. "Is it for school?" I asked, and I said, "No, it's for fun." He thought it was a play By the way, I was right about getting sick last time; yesterday, I had an AWFUL headache all day long, and when I came home I passed out on the bed for an hour.

Today's column is brought to you by: Brothers (sung by Vic Mignogna), and the smell of rice balls, both regular and fried xD

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