This is a bit short, due to the fact that I have TKD testing and such in a little bit, and I'm not very good at counting in Korean….Right. Also I've gotta get stuff done on my research paper that we have less than enough time to do, so there will probably be no updates next week. SORRY!!!! Maybe towards the end of the week, but I really have no idea. Also, I'd like to apologize, because I haven't been getting the reviews e-mailed to me (I guess the site's whacked up again?), so if these aren't in order, it's not my fault. And in case you're wondering, I do edit what goes into my journal lol.

Hiya, guys! I'm in a sorta bad mood today, so I may take it out on you, kk?

Ed: I know that, but in the beginning (anime) you had a transmutation for general stuff (as general as alchemy can be) and so did Al, but your circles were different, I was asking why that was. Aw... does the widdle shorty have a temper? (baby voice) ((dodges Ed's punches Matrix style))

Al: Okay, I see what you mean. Cats are cool. Kody-chan acts like a cat and I get along with her just fine, even though I like dogs.

Winry: Isn't it? You're welcome! I think I took about 5 years offa Ed's life with that suggestion though...

Roy: HOW CAN A LIZARD MAKE A FLAME CIRCLE WORK?!?!? I still think you burned one as a kid... Thank you! I AM kinda scary, aren't I? It's not intentional, I assure you, Mr. Pirate. (Hey, you never denied it...)

Riza: Cool! Was your first gun a handgun? Is that why you prefer them?

Wrath: Glad you like it! If you want some more, lemme know! Oh, try this too! ((hands Wrath chocolate pocky))

Dante: I still hate you.

Hughes: Sure! I'd love to see pictures of your beautiful daughter! Can I see some from her first birthday?!

Envy: ((glomps you from behind)) You asked for it! You seriously need to crochet me a blanket. I can just see you sitting in a rocking chair, crocheting a baby blue blanket... Oh maybe with reading glasses and an old fashioned dress and... and... you're going to kill me now aren't you?

Zombie thing: Well, that's obvious. I tried to do that and I couldn't even summon up the courage to go through the tunnel. Yeah, I'm a coward. Which is really ironic considering how I'm always pushing my luck with Ed, Envy, and Dante...

Neassa-chan

Ed: Umm…I guess because we both have different styles of drawing them, if that's what you're talking about. If you noticed, the stuff we did often turned out quite different. Though I don't really know why I'm answering your question, since you insulted me…

Al: Brother, ease up. She's not as bad as some of the others…

Ed: Yeah, I guess you're right.

Winry: Please. If that took 5 years off of his life, with all the other stuff he's been doing, he'd be dead by now. Let's just face it; he's gonna outlive us all!

Ed: I doubt that…

Roy: I don't really know; I didn't make it up! I guess it could be because lizards like hot climates or it could represent a dragon, which breathes fire. All I know is that I never burned one as a kid, alright? And I'm not a pirate, damn it!

Ed: He's a pyro.

Roy: Would you stop with that? Listen, I don't go sailing around on ships stealing stuff, okay?

Riza: I honestly don't remember, sorry. Handguns are also easier to carry around than other guns, suck as rifles.

Wrath: Pocky is so good!! (Unfortunately, it doesn't give much of a sugar high).

Ed: Okay then…if it doesn't make him hyper, I won't hurt you.

Dante: Likewise. Though I could still control you if only I could… (starts mumbling to self)

Hughes: What, don't you wanna see pictures from before then as well? Oh, but I have work…I know! I'll e-mail them to you! With commentary!

Envy: Yes. I am. (transforms into…just use your imagination)

Dante: Great idea! Kill her, then I'll bring her back to life as a Homunculus!

Envy: Leave her dead!!!!

Ok, I'm back, with a genuine question this time. I've read up to manga number 8, and I am confused as to why President Fuhrer King Bradley introduced himself to Greed as Wrath, 'cause I kinda thought he was pride... do you guys know?

Also, Why does the watch Ed has change from gold to silver to gold? (Again in the manga) It's gold when he first gets it, but when Paninya (The girl with both legs automail made for her by Dominick) steals it, it's silver. But, in either 6, 7, or 8, it's gold again... is it just a translation error? Or does it actually change elements?

See? I'm capable of asking not emotionally scaring questions!
Bye!

Alykat2007

Ed: What!? The Fuhrer's a Homunculus!? Al, let's get to Central!!

Al: I'm right behind you, brother! (runs to the train station after Ed)

Roy: …I guess I'll have to explain. The manga sort of splits off from the anime in the 8th manga. If you read the manga after it, you'll see many differences, in terms of Homunculi and their true forms, and how they die, and you'll meet some manga-only characters and notice that others from the anime are missing. In the manga, there's a different Pride, and the Homunculus that was Pride in the anime is Wrath in the manga. To the last manga that's come out in America, however, they're virtually the same (and it hasn't yet been revealed who exactly Pride is). Also, the watch never changes; it must be an error.

I'm back again with some more questions and such. As I said before don't be hurting poor Ed/Envy everybody feelings cause everybody need a little love. And besides palm trees don't have eyes and everybody except Ed just happen to be mutant giants.
For LanFan: You never really answered my other question about whether you like Ling or not. It's pretty easy to just say it so just say it.

For the cow: Has Sig ever tried to chop you up?

For Clause: What the heck ever happened to you? This one time I heard you ran to become a circus freak aka an Alchemist.

For Yoki: Were you cross breed with a rat at some point in time?

For Izumi: Have you ever thought of eating a whole bunch of Kleenex to stop the bleeding?

For Mr.Garfiel: Do you really think you look sexy? To tell the truth the clothes you wear and kinda gay-fitting.

For Al: Grab a watch an swing in back an' froth in front of Ed's face. Tell him he's getting sleepy and when he falls asleep tell him to let you get a cat. Then wake him up. That's how you hypnotize someone.

For Ed/Al/Roy: Do you guys know what a tampon is?

Bye-bye.

Solar Knight

Envy: Right…Except I'm not a palm tree!!!

Ed: That's exactly right!! Wait, are you being scarcastic…?

LanFan: …Even if I did, we wouldn't be able to be together because of our social differences.

Winry: So…you like him?

LanFan: I neither confirm nor deny.

The Cow: No, because I'm small (as far as cows go).

Clause: Um…Nope. I'm just living with my dad.

Ed: Who are you calling a circus freak!?!?

Hughes: Sorry…that may have been my doing '

Yoki: Um…N-no…

Izumi: I really doubt that they could help. It's because some of my internal organs are missing, so some tissues would not help.

Mr. Garfiel: What, you don't think they're sexy? ;D 3

Al: Um, okay! (gets Ed's State Alchemist watch and follows instructions) You're getting sleepy…sleepy…

Ed: You can't…hypnotize…me! (falls asleep)

Al: Ok, now, let's get a cat! …Um, wake up now. Brother? Brother, wake up!

20 minutes later, Ed finally wakes up.

Ed: That was a nice nap!

Al: So you don't feel any different? Like suddenly in the mood to get a cat?

Ed: Keep dreaming. I told you, I can't be hypnotized; I was just tired.

Al: You know I can't sleep in this body! And what do you mean; I did everything exactly as I was told!

Roy: Duh! It's…You just tricked me, didn't you?

Ed: …Maybe…

Al: Huh? Brother, what's that?

Ed: I REALLY hope no one expects me to explain that to him…

Hello everyone!! I just want to take this chance to apologize for how weird I've been acting!

Ed:
1.Personally, I prefer you when your younger (like not 18) because when your 18 your like all calm and stuff, you barely ever blow your top. And that's no fun...
2.My friend is making a fanfiction with a HerxEd pairing. So she is happy!
3.Can we be friends?

Al:
1.I don't know why people are mad that you stole Ed's look in the movie, like if I just lost my sister and she had like a look she wore all the time, I would probably wear it too cuz it's like the only thing of his that you have. Ok never mind, I'd probably be happy if she crossed to another world, but you know what I mean.
2.Can we be friends?

Wrath:
1.I watched Conqueror of Shambala again and this time when you sacrificed yourself for Al, I cried.
2.Here gives him 12 energy drinks, 50 sour keys, 32 chocolate bars and 30 cola's I hope you enjoy!
3.Can we be friends?

Envy:
1.I don't know why people tease your outfit, I like it! And I know that you can't crochet.
2.Can we be friends?

Ok time for the part where I actually ask advice.

To anyone: Ok well there's this annoying guy in my class and he gets in trouble EVERDAY! And like s soon as he gets in trouble he looks at his friends and does that 'I'm the coolest because I got in trouble' look and it makes me wanna walk over and beat him up. So I need to know, should I try to ignore it, or should I beat the (insert any curse word you like here) outta him?

Sincerely,
CrimsonTears2

Ed: Well, I'm sorry for being more mature! Aren't girls supposed to like that? Also, I don't love Heiderich like that. Sorry to disappoint your friend. Um, sure, we can be friends.

Al: I'm okay with it, really ) Yeah, that's pretty much how I feel. Of course we can be friends!

Wrath: (several minutes after getting all the sugar and caffeine and whatnot into his system, after his sugar high has worn off) Ughh…my head hurts…I wanna go to sleep…

Ed: Finally…

Envy: Just for that comment, I'll be your "friend".

Winry: Boys are like that a lot. Usually it's worst around ages 12-15, and depending on the boy, he may continue to be like that for quite a while longer. You're going to have to restrain yourself; he's only one of many that you'll have to deal with. However, if there are others in your class who feel the same way, it's a good idea to get it across to him as to how immature he's acting. Just in case he's trying to "impress" someone in your class, because if that person lets him know that he or she doesn't think that it's cool, it'll discourage him (IF he's trying to "impress" someone).

Dante: Um...do you have some weird dress-up fetish, or is Lyra's pink maid dress that she was wearing when you killed her and Rose's ball gown totally unrelated? What period are the ball gowns anyway? They almost look Rococo but they aren't quite...crazy...enough. Can this one borrow some of your dresses? She promises to take good care of them. Please?!

--The Siacatmesecat

Dante: Do you have a problem? They were going to be my future bodies; of course I wanted them to look good! They're all dresses that I've had since my original body; the time period in which I met Hohenheim of Light and we created the Philosopher's Stone. I suppose you could borrow one. Just remember that whoever wears one will become my body at some point…

Her Weirdness is back and ready for more!

To Barry The Chopper:
You're really cool! I'd let you chop me up, but I'm already dead (Ask Scar).

To Ling (Manga):
I was all obsessed with Ed, but now I'm starting to see you in a different way. You're cute. Wanna go out?

To Hohenheim:
Do you realize that some people on the net have started calling you Hoho-Papa? That's so weird.

To Shou Tucker:
You are a stupid evil bastard. How could you do something so horrible to your own daughter and dog? You could've just grabbed someone off the streets like a hobo or a prostitute, but NO, you had to use your own daughter! Burn in hell!

To all the guys:
1. So obviously, you're not gay like the fans say. But what do you think of homosexuality in general?
2. Winry's got a bigger dick than all of you.

HisokaYukiko

Barry the Chopper: It would be a very interesting experience to chop up a ghost!! I'd love to try it!!

Ling: Of course :D Speaking of which, I'm kind of looking for someone to marry me once I become Emperor…

Winry: Would you quit it??

Hohenheim: …I am aware of this.

Tucker: It was for science; I was qualified. Anyway, it was much faster to use them than taking the time to kidnap people.

Ed: BASTARD! …As for your question, as long as they don't try to do anything to me, I'm okay with it.

Roy: Their opinions are obviously because of my amazingly good looks…

Ed: Obviously not.

Winry: Who exactly was that meant to insult??? HUH??

Sorry, that's all I have time for! I'll continue writing answers, even if I won't have the time to post them for about a week. So keep writing in, and I'm already currently working on the ones you've already written; they'll be some of the first come next post lotsa love! 3