Updation is gonna be a bit slow for a while. I have 3 papers to write this month. Makes ya feel kinda…SCHADENFREUDE, huh? Before we begin, I have some personal news. First off, I got the OFFICAL Avenue Q CD. It's REALLY great, so everyone should go out and buy it. It will make you feel SO many emotions! Secondly, I got a REALLY hott Alphonse shirt. I feel happy ) Finally, I got a poem published in a book! There were thousands of entries, and not many were chosen, so I'm very happy! ) I might post it some time……Until then, here's some answers to your questions. Note: If the answers have to do with Avenue Q, it's not my fault. Lol.
But first to all the characters...so, I'm far from being the thing you fear the most? Now you've made me want to pursue that...eh, who am I kidding, I'll probably just annoy the heck of you all...
Except Mustang!
Why? Cause his advice worked! I got to dance with several different girls, stole someone's date (though provided I almost got a black eye from the boyfriend...totally worth it!), and became popular through some karaoke!
But enough of that...
Ed: I kind of have to agree with Winry on automail, with the exception of your weakness to swim, why would you want to go back to flesh and blood?
Envy: ...Dude, after reading some other Manga, you'll be happy to know that there are a few other characters who dress weirder than you.
Mustang: YOU ARE AMAZING! I'd give all the money I have...if I had any...
Greed: I haven't checked recently but what do you (and the other homunculi) think about the pairings on you guys?
Havoc: ...My older cousin still thinks you're hot...
See ya on the flipside!
Vyser D!
Roy: Yes, yes, I know I'm amazing.
Ed: No. You're not.
Roy: I wonder if we should start charging for this…
Ed: No! That's just wrong!
Roy: Calm down. I was kidding.
Ed: Yeah, well. Well, I just want my limbs back. They grow with you, and you don't need maintenance for them, and they're easier to take care of. I mean, I think it's only natural for me to want my original limbs back.
Envy: I hope everyone read that. So everyone had better stop bugging me!
Greed: I think I speak for everyone when I say, as long as they're appropriate, they're not too bad. But it's a little weird, since we're not human and aren't supposed to feel emotions and such. But whatever floats your boat, I guess.
Havoc: Have I asked you to give her my number yet?
It's Her Weirdness once again!
To Ed:
(Evil grin) I drew a picture of you and
Roy having sex... WITH BONDAGE! And I'm such a good artist, it
looks completely real! I'm gonna post it all over the net and
everyone will know that you two are together! (Insert evil laugh)
To
Wrath and Gluttony:
I've got loads of chocolate! (Wheels in a
giant cart) Eat up and get sugar high!
To everyone
else:
They'll never calm down ever again!
Ed & Roy: I'm going to kill you.
Ed: Not very modest, are you?
Roy: We're NOT together.
Okay, not even I can describe the scene that you've just caused. Just imagine Wrath and Gluttony on a rampage, a VERY pissed off Ed, and waffles. Pretty scary.
More questions and
comment for everyone-I'm gonna tell you more of my friends names for
you guys Hughes is 'The Mother ship', Mrs. Hughes is 'the father
ship, 'Izumi is 'always hitting people' Tucker is 'the hillbilly'
Gluttony is 'a TelaTubby' Trisha is 'the hair dresser (she did Envy's
hair)' Barry the chopper is 'the Iron giant's sidekick' Al is 'the
Iron giant (cries I HATE THAT MOVIE) and Armstrong is 'the
spaceship'
Fletcher- You do not I disagree with most of her names
and (shivers) comments (you really don't wanna know)
Ed- Hi, watch
this (pushes Roy to the ground and repeatedly kicks him) HAHA TAKE
THAT YA PIRATE!
Izumi- Did Trisha do your hair?
Hughes: How did you get that?
Gracia: Um…
Izumi: I'm going to be hitting your friend in another minute…
Tucker: (whispering) What?
Gluttony: …?
Trisha: Um…I am?
Barry The Chopper: No way!! I'm gonna chop up you and your little friend! HAHAHA!
Al: So I've heard…
Armstrong: I don't understand…
Fletcher: No, I don't think I want to.
Ed: Awesome
Roy: ARGH! I'M NOT A PIRATE! OW!
Izumi: No, we never met. I did it myself.
Hallo FMA peoples! I'm back! Why? Because it's a Friday and I don't have to go to school for two days, no being alive is no problemo!
Ed: I just told you that's the way I think, I never asked you to understand, shortie. That would be cruel and unusual.
Al: No, we don't, thank God, but I was almost positive my teacher was going to make us. Maybe if I throw up all over her desk when we have to dissect the rabbits, she'll let me not do it...
Dante: YAY! I'm ANNOYING! Am I still annoying? How about now? HOW ABOUT WHEN I'M ON SUGARHIGH?!
Wrath: ((hands him SourStraws and Mountain Dew)) Let's be sugarhigh and annoy Dante together!
Roy: I don't believe you, watch Pirates of the Caribbean. Or have someone tell you the story, just don't pull that 'We-don't-have-TV's' line.
Winry: Oh, he still hasn't told you, eh? Well since I like to see the little shorty squirm, but don't want to give him a full-blown heart attack, I'll just tell you two times he broke your automail: (1) He was fighting a serial killer. (2) He was fighting TWO serial killers. But Then again that last time was when you forgot to put a screw in his shoulder, so yeah. But he was still fighting serial killers. Sorry shortie, but this is too much fun.
Riza: Since Roy didn't answer this question, hypothetically, how would you want him to propose? Roy, listen well and take notes.
Hughes: YAY! I can't wait! ((stares anxiously at AOL mailbox))
Envy: ((glomps you from behind)) HI ENVY! I'm back! Didn't ya miss me?! And I could think of several reasons why you wouldn't hate me! Um... I think you're good at crocheting? Which reminds me: CROCHET ME A BLANKET, KNAVE! I also think you're distantly related to Albel the Wicked, just on a random note.
Neassa-chan
(P.S. Albel is
from Star Ocean: Till the End of Time, go to Photobucket for a
picture.)
(P.P.S. Yes, he is a guy.)
(P.P.P.S. No, he's not
gay.)
(P.P.P.P.S. I'm gonna go before Envy kills me... again.)
Al: (holding Ed back) No, Brother, stop!
Winry: I'll get him to quiet down (pulls out wrench)
Ed: Um…ok, I'll be good.
Al: That might work, but if you really feel uncomfortable about it, then talk to her about it.
Dante: YES SO SHUT UP!
Wrath: WHEEEEEE!!!
Roy: But…we don't. And I'm too busy to, anyway.
Winry: Oh he did now?
Ed: Uhh…Now, Winry…
Winry: You're such a jerk! (hits him with her wrench)
Ed: Ack! No! Win! Stop!Riza: …Didn't you already ask us this?
Envy: No, I hate you. I'm not related to that guy because I'M A FREAKING HOMUNCULUS, so I don't have relatives. STOP ASKING ME TO CROCHET THINGS!
Hola my friends! I'm in a very good mood today! That doesn't happen lots anymore:(...
Ed:
1.Oh she isn't going to do anything to
you, I've read most of it and it's the other way around. :P
Envy:
1.Of coarse it isn't of you as a girl or anything,
your perfect the way you are!
2.Omg! I was watching this AMV
(pretty sure it was from Brotherhood) but man you did some AWSOME
flips! I was like, WOH how does he do that. You rock!
Roy:
1.My
friend said you're a gay pedophile so I killed her:)
2. I'm
making a fanfic with a MexRoy pairing! And so is my friend! (She's
making it her paired with Ed and me paired with you! (she's also
making a her and Ed with a me and Envy))
Sincerely,
Crimsontears2
Envy: Thank you, thank you. At least SOMEONE appreciates me.
Roy: Umm…I really don't know what to say on the first one. Actually, I don't really know what to say on any of it. Sorry.
I'm back and hyper again! And... me ish going to leave Sloth and Ed alone now...
Lust: Yes I do... blame my family for giving it to me almost everyday!
Winry: -Lana hugs one more time before she sees a hot guy and runs off to chase him down- ... and she's off!
Wrath: Yay!! Wrath... do you want some dynamite to blow Envy up or do you want more candy? -holds out dynamite and candy-
Barry: But Bunnykins... you can slice me up all you want... I'll just come back... -holds up a... Philosopher Stone-
Everyone who wants it: Ha! I lied I do have it... oh wait... crap!! -runs off-
ShoushinLust: Right. Blame them
Winry: Bye! '
Wrath: Uhm…CANDY!!!
Barry The Chopper: You're mad!
Ed: CHASE!!!
Al: Brother! Wait up!
Dante: Damn!
Roy: No prob.
-grabs a pair of scissors- and while I'm at it, I'll shave your head
too.
Ed: Why don't you make my dreams come true then?
Al: Winry
is NOT nice.
Hughes: You're right, a two year old can NOT be HOTT.
Sorry, got a little carried away and I"M NOT A PEDO, Roy
is.
Envy: Denial is such a sad, sad thing.
Hohenheim: Excuses,
excuses. Like I'm going to believe you.
Ed (again, haha): I don't
like "bad boys", he was nice then he became friends with
this other asshole and they teamed up to make fun of me. I already
tried ignoring him but it doesn't work.
Al(also again, haha): I'm
afraid I've already tried. I drink, like, lots of soda and stuff
myself with candy yet the only thing that makes me hyper is COFFEE!
AND I'M BEING DEPRIVED!!
Roy: Stay the hell away from me, psycho.
Ed: …There's a fine, fine line between "making your dreams come true" and "I'm going to kill you".
Winry: That would be a good line to put in that song. It even rhymes!
Ed: Yeah, by the way, Winry is to nice! I'd rather kiss her than Roy!
Winry: …
Ed: …Because she's a girl! And not a guy! And…damn.
Al: Um, yeah. What Brother said. Kind of.
Hughes: (gasps) Roy!
Roy: I'm not!
Envy: Fcuk you.
Hohenheim: I'm sorry, then.
Ed: Try to make peace, then. He probably wouldn't be acting like he is if it wasn't for the other kid. So just try to be his friend or something. Sorry, I'm not much good at this, and you don't like Winry, so she can't help you.
Al: Try those rock candy things in that high-C stuff. I've heard that works really well.
It's gonna take me FOREVER to get this totally up to date, especially with the other fics I'm working on, plus the projects/ essays I've gotta do. I may have to cut this down to one column per week. But you can always read my other stories, I have a few humorous ones up now. If you run out of them, listen to Avenue Q. I promise you, you will NOT regret it! Lol. I'm sorry, I'm almost as obsessed with Avenue Q as I am with FMA…almost. Lol. Till next time, guys.