First off, sorry I didn't get a chance to post on Wednesday, but I was a little busy. Secondly, to N.C. Stormeye, I PROMISE that I'll answer your question as soon as I read your story, which should be sometime next week. Please don't hurt me! Finally, I just want to let you all know, for whoever is interested (it's a REALLY big deal to me) that I got a poem published in a book!! It's in a book that's called "A Celebration of Young Poets", but this year's edition won't be out for another month at least, but when it comes out, check out the poem "Sacrifice", cuz that one's mine!! Anyway, here's your "advice":

Hi, I have a really weird problem I'd like the FMA characters to answer but I have a few things to say to them first.
Ed: You're really hott and a lot of people say you're short, but didn't you grow in the movie? I dunno why you left Winry anyways I mean you obviously love her.
Al: Ed is really hott, but your character is beautiful. There're some people who want you to be with Winry, but I think that Rose would have been a good suitor for you.
Winry: You act so tough but on the inside we all know that you're broken because the one you love left you for the last time. I bet that hurts a lot.
Roy: You act like a real jerk sometimes but the military can do that to people so it doesn't bother me. You do a lot of good things and I hope that you're Furher someday.
Riza: I'm glad that you're not a damsel in distress. In other words you save Roy more then he saves you. XD sorry Roy.
Envy: I just wanted to say that you're mean and it's you that caused everyone's problems, sorry but you should get some anger management or something. It's not you're fault though, you seem to have a lot of people screw you over.
Time for my problem:
There's this boy at my high school who's really nice and really cute. At first I was sure that he liked my friend 'cause a lot of people do, but at the dance he asked me to dance. I kinda ran away afterwards 'cause it was my first dance and I was embarrassed. He sat down a lot after that and looked kinda sad. So asked him to dance a second time and after that I asked him why he asked me to dance and he said "Because you're beautiful on the inside and as you are on the outside" and then ran away 'cause some people scared him off. Then he asked me to dance a third time and my friends told me that the whole night he had been looking at me and I thought there was something that'll come out of it but at school the next day none of us said anything about it. I really want to date him, but I'm afraid that he doesn't like me that much. Please help.

cherryblossomedheart

Ed: Yea, actually, I grew a bit from the time the series ended to the movie. Um, and I left because it's what had to be done in order to get Al his body back and later to save Amestris.

Al: Thank you ) Unfortunately, I don't really "like" anyone right now. Sorry!

Winry: Well, yeah, I guess that's true. I wouldn't exactly call myself "broken", though; I am strong, nonetheless.

Roy: Thank you (I think). I completely agree with the final statement!

Riza: Thanks.

Envy: I didn't cause everyone's problems! And I do NOT need anger management!!!

Winry: If he asked you to dance and said those things to you, then he probably does like you. Maybe he's too shy or embarrassed to say anything to you, or maybe he thinks that you don't like him back. Or maybe it's something that one of the other boys said to him. But don't be afraid to make the first move (though I guess it would technically be the second move), because the worst he could do is say no. If you're too shy to ask him out, at least talk to him so maybe he'll get the courage to ask you out; maybe the reason he didn't say anything to you is because he was afraid that you didn't like him or something.

Scar
-it was sad that you died. Even though you tried to kill Ed once or twice, you're still one of my favorite characters.

Ed
-do you think that you'd have any kids with Winry? If so, how many?
-Have you ever gone to a Geisha show?

Al
-who would you like to go out with more: Rose, Noah, Nelly, or Clara (if she was your age)?

Envy
-don't be so angry and pissed at Ed. It's not his fault Hohenheim is his father and looks almost exactly like him.
-You already killed Hohenheim, so chill out.

Roy
-how do you think you and Riza's children will turn out?

Harryswoman

Scar: Well, thanks.

Ed: Um………That's really up to her, I guess. No, I haven't.

Al: Uhmmmm…I don't know!!!

Envy: I can be as pissed as I want towards him! And it's BECAUSE he's that bastard's son that I hate him, not just because he looks like him!!

Roy: Well, I think-

Riza: Think before you answer, sir.

Roy: …W-well, you know, um. Octopus?

Hello again from the penguin phreak!

Scieszka: Thanks to you and Winry for your advice. Here's a gift. (shoves a copy of 'Les Miserables' toward Scieszka) Best book EVER.

Winry: Would you ever hit anyone other than Ed or Al in the head with a wrench? Because I've never seen anyone other than the Brothers Elric targeted by your Wrench of Furious Doom.

Ling: I said that I might not get involved in relationships until University... but I could make an exception for you. Maybe. (Cause you're goofy and nice and handsome and brave and smart and...) :D

Kimbley: What does the J in your name stand for? And don't blow me up over it. I've got a life I wanna live.

Envy: How about radioactive Tyrannosaur? And crochet me a blanket, you narcissist... person... thing. If you don't, I'll unleash the political fury of Victor Hugo upon your green-haired head every Saturday at 5:34 p.m. Just so you know. :D

Havoc: Lose the cigarette. That way, girls will flock towards you. Also, you have an extremely high risk for lung cancer. And you'll probably die from it. Good luck!

Ed and Al: Wanna party like it's 1909? (does the boogie) And, Al, next time you see a kitten in the alley, don't pick it up, no matter how cute it is. Feral cats are evil. I'm sorry, but that's the sad, sad truth. (pats Alphonse on the back)

Roy: Hey, look! (points) Dozens of scantily clad women running in your general direction!

Hughes: I have an idea. Let's become freelance journalists and unleash a wave of truth and justice upon the world. We shall capture all people who lie to massive populations for their own personal gain! We shall tell the truth to those who are ignorant! And you get to wear mirrored sunglasses.

Bibliophiel

Scieszka: Oh, thank you! But I've already read it. Three times. Why don't you read it, Winry?

Winry: Okay! (takes book) No, only the Elrics get hit by my wrench, because we're so close and it would be awful of me to do it to anyone else.

Ed: Gee, thanks.

Ling: xD

Kimbley: Why the hell should I tell a complete stranger? You don't need to know.

Envy: What. The. Fcuk.

Havoc: …That's…encouraging…

Ed & Al: …

Al: But I love cats!!!!

Roy: Where!!!?

Hughes: Right! But how about instead, we tell the world all about my beautiful daughter, Elysia?

Envy: I think you should become a model. You're very thin, tall, have long hair and unique style. Also, people would buy magazines with you on them just to know why a palm tree was the covergirl. Erm, coverthing. You could model skirts...

Kimbley: Can I hug you? And maybe learn alchemy from you? Everyone should know how to blow things up...

--The Siacatmesecat

Envy: Please tell me that's a sad attempt at a joke.

Kimbley: You can't hug me, but I'll teach you how to blow things up ;)

Yah! I was saved due to Ed's distraction! Here's money for the automail, Hagane no, forgive me!
Anyway... Scar, I've slightly suicidal recently, so I really don't mind if you kill me, just make it as quick and painless as possible, PLEASE. (Pulls out blindfold and covers eyes).

- Teh Okamiluva

Ed: Thanks.

Scar: I'm not going to kill you, okay?

Al: Ah! No! Don't kill yourself!!! D: That would be terrible!

DUDES I'm back now for more questions. Ed, dude, your 1st. Dude have you not seen me being nice to you I have done no short jokes since my 1st post; but if you want I'll put more in. Oh, and even if I'm a Roy fan, I know how you can get back at him for jokes and stuff; but that is if you want to know. Now to have some fun with Scar. Ishbala is a load of BS and does it make you mad if I say Ishbalasalalala. Now for Winry, what would you do if Ed asked you if he went crazy would you still call him superman? Same question for Riza but Roy saying it. Now for the Flame Alchemist Roy, have you ever gone to battle and said it time was for a wiener roast? Now Armstrong, is your sister still looking for a date? Now Al, I don't have a question I just wanted to say hi DUDE! Now Dante. 3 words, you're a HO. Now Envy, you say you're not a girl, but if you look like one, talk like one and dress like one that means you are one. Well that's it for now (give Trisha, Winry and Riza a rose) by Scar's new foe
Devine Spark Alchemist

Ed: No, really, that's okay. Sure, I guess I'd like to know.

Scar: (blows up Devine Spark Alchemist)

Winry: … (hits Ed with her wrench)

Ed: OW!

Riza: …

Roy: No, never.

Armstrong: Not that I know of…

Al: Hi!! 3

Dante: 2 words: screw you.

Envy: No I'm not!!!

Trisha, Winry & Riza: Thank you!!

Sorry this was a bit short, but better than nothing, right? I'll have another one up soon; I've already written some more answers. Enjoy!!